The funniest scene in the Grandest Game was when Rohan was talking about his 'eclectic' skill set when he was literally just brushing hair??

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The funniest scene in the Grandest Game was when Rohan was talking about his 'eclectic' skill set when he was literally just brushing hair??
five tumblr posts in one hour but the geography assignment still not finished thats due tmrw and part of my final grade is impressive work if you ask me
Me: oh my god I'm literally Grayson Hawthorne we're SO alike! Also me the second i enter a swimming pool because i have the aquatic talent of a brick:
Can someone write a fic of Rohan getting a phone for the first time and at the beginning not knowing how anything works (like Dracula in Hotel Transylvania) so he keeps on asking Savannah how to do stuff and she calls him a grandpa, but then later on he becomes an ipad kid
Rohan returning to London after a year and explaining in detail what happened to the Proprietor and how he got the money including what happened between him and Savannah and instead of getting the Mercy he just gets a therapist because even the damn Proprietor can't deal anymore
HORRIBLE THOUGHT
yknow how in the hawthorne legacy rebecca got kidnapped and thea traded avery to get her back bcos she was the love of her life
what if
jameson does the same where he tries to like trick lyra into getting kidnapped but the cult so he gets avery back
and then he finds out they never rlly had avery
and grayson gets SO mad
...
if this happens i will scream
screw it im breaking into that vault whos with me
Other than working out did he get like plastic surgery or something
went on a walk and wrote like three chapters of the gilded blade in my head in the span of an hour including the perfect apology scene between lyra and jameson so now if this exact scenario doesn't happen in canon im gonna cry
Grayson Hawthorne:
Blond ✅
Skinny ✅
Rich ✅
Bitch ✅
What are y’all worried about?😂 It’ll be fine! *fights the urge to scream*
Jamie will NOT whine about Avery every three sentences.
Jamie will NOT justify his actions in the name of love.
Jamie will NOT take away others’ developments.
Jamie WILL apologise to Lyra. Properly.
Jamie’s pov will ONLY come every twenty chapters. I’m being generous
JAMIE WILL REDEEM HIMSELF!
Trust me!!😇😇 *cries in a corner*
I NEED THE FOURTH POV TO BE GRAYSON AGAIN OR SAVANNAH 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
NO JAMESON AND NO AVERY PLEASE 😭
No matter what anyone says, Grayson and Eve would NOT have made a good couple and I will stand on this hill until I fucking die
This is so real because i don't think Eve is a bad person but she and Grayson would not have been able to help each other the way Lyra and Grayson do. Some part of Eve will always see the Hawthornes as the people who abandoned her, and Grayson would always blame himself for his family's mistakes like he always does. I do see potential (ish) for a platonic relationship between the two (not super close), but I don't think they are at all romantically compatible
What I would give each of the characters in TGB:
Lyra: Whatever she wants +a gun+ a knife (go get em queen)
Grayson: Another godDAMN therapy session
Xander: Some more scones bc he's probably run out by now
Savannah: A hug, more time with Gigi, closure about what happened to Sheffield (did i spell that right?)
Avery: Probs a knife as well and like a book or smt to keep her entertained while she's kidnapped
Rohan: A last name (it's gonna be grayson) and his dawg back
Calla: A slap
Alice: Nothing. I did what I had to do by giving Avery and Lyra weapons.
Slate: A vacation (I just think he needs it yknow)
Eve: An actual father and a life outside of revenge
Oren: A goshDARN nap because this guy CANNOT catch a break
Brady: Some common sense + a slap (preferably delivered by Gigi)
Gigi: More time with Savannah, more time with slate, lets also give her knife and a quadriple shot espresso just for funsies
Zella: A slap
Alisa: Also a vacation, and Knox
Knox: The opportunity to beat Brady's ass, and Alisa
Jameson: A first aid kit (he's gonna need it, considering the fact that i gave lyra a knife and a gun)
Nash: His kids ig he seems pretty happy so idk what to give him
If TIG is becoming a TV series can i please play vincent blake because i may be a teenage girl but i also always lose at chess so i think it evens out
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