Dave Strider's #1 Fan

24/m/Land of My Basement and Lace Underwear I am a big fan of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, and when I saw a picture of its author, Dave Strider.... It was love at first sight. My goal is to make him be my princess with the aid of my chloroform-kind strife specibus if need be. I'm going to stop typing now, I'm getting cheeto dust on the keys.

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i-am-justlikeyou reblogged your post: i-am-justlikeyou started following you Welcome!...

That’s okay its kinda necessary for me to follow every Strider

Hahaha, well StriderStalker isn't a Strider per se....

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muyoko started following you

Hi.

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i-am-justlikeyou started following you

Welcome! This blog is mostly inactive at this point.

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The pillow is hopefully, finally, going to be sent out. Thank the lord. Why do I procrastinate so much?

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hot-laundry:

striderstalker:

hot-laundry:

Text me the address ASSHOLE. 

Unless you already did, my phone is over THEEEEEERE and I don’t… wanna get up…… and check…………………………..

I did text you the address POOP BUTT!

Now who is the ASSHOLE?

STILL

YOU.

This is YOUR FAULT.

I can own up to this. It was a tremendous undertaking considering the circumstances, however. (the circumstances being me not wanting to pay to ship it out, oops)

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The pillow is hopefully, finally, going to be sent out. Thank the lord. Why do I procrastinate so much?

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hot-laundry:

Text me the address ASSHOLE. 

Unless you already did, my phone is over THEEEEEERE and I don’t… wanna get up…… and check…………………………..

I did text you the address POOP BUTT!

Now who is the ASSHOLE?

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The pillow is hopefully, finally, going to be sent out. Thank the lord. Why do I procrastinate so much?

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I love how there are still 154 followers on this baby. It's inspiring to see so many holding onto the dream. The sweaty, creepy dream.

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schoggihuera:

StriderStalker x his kawaii Dave-chan lives on in our hearts and in our fanfiction. ;u; 

Somebody wrote fanfiction of it?

Good lard..............

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I love how there are still 154 followers on this baby. It's inspiring to see so many holding onto the dream. The sweaty, creepy dream.

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Not planning to update much more.

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narcalypticpansy:

striderstalker:

This blog has been a triplemc production.

(triplemc.tumblr.com)

So I come back to this blog to check on some things annnnnnnd…

LET ME JUST PUNCH THROUGH THIS BRICK MANSION I JUST SHIT.

KTHNXBAI

Haha, I love you too! :D

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kyrianne replied to your post: revolutionator replied to your post: Not planning...

omg I remember finding you on zingled back before you really exploded into popularity on tumblr and having fun being Dave at first and then an over-protective Bro telling you to fuck off. Fun times.

Haha, good times my friend. Most people would just say "wow, you're creepy" and disconnect. Which was funny in its own right, but it was a ton more fun to get a conversation rolling.

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thedeathofhyacinth:

swaggosaurusrex:

striderstalker:

This blog has been a triplemc production.

(triplemc.tumblr.com)

WHAT FUCKING WHAT IT WAS YOU YOU WERE HIM HE WAS YO- OHMYGOD 

DID I JUST

READ THAT

AND

HAVE A HEART ATTACK

I AM ONLY 21 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO ME

Oh, I forgot that I didn't mention this to you, ahahahaaaa.

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Not planning to update much more.

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swaggosaurusrex:

striderstalker:

This blog has been a triplemc production.

(triplemc.tumblr.com)

WHAT FUCKING WHAT IT WAS YOU YOU WERE HIM HE WAS YO- OHMYGOD 

Haha, when I brought it up at FAE and you knew what I was talking about I about died inside.

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((NO LIE I AM SO UPSET BY THIS SOB!!!!! he was the best thing to grace the internet with a trail of cheetos in his pathsometimes Bro and i would just sit around and lament about his various absences and then giddily inform the other whenever one of us noticed striderstalker posting againIT'S BEEN REALLY AWESOME AND I WILL MISS IT <3))

Aw shit, thanks man. I'm glad you guys had fun with it, I know I did! But it just gets to a certain point when you can't really make fun of neckbeards anymore because you've just told all the jokes you can. Plus RPing on tumblr is hard shit for me. Kinda tough to keep track of.

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pancake-fairy replied to your post: pancake-fairy replied to your post: If anyone has...

Oh, that makes sense. I’ll make sure they bury him with all his Dave memorabilia.

It's what he would want.

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pancake-fairy replied to your post: If anyone has any questions, feel free to contact me here or on my main blog. Other than that: RIP StriderStalker

No wait… how’d he die? Tell me, how’d he die?

Cardiac Arrest.

And of a broken heart. Because Dave-chan will never love him.

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If anyone has any questions, feel free to contact me here or on my main blog. Other than that: RIP StriderStalker