Need a Real King That Can Handle

wes.25.USA. (side blog: hualicn)

[dajo42]

love the r/bald subreddit. just so many guys who are balding and embrace going full bald and posting before and after pictures and the after pictures are always so glowing and wonderful and they look so great. and all the comments are like hell yeah brother welcome to the club you look ten years younger and so much more confident now. i love it so much. im unironically so happy for these guys. very handsome lads

[dajo42]

hair loss is such a source of insecurity for so many people because of how hair is so closely linked to identity and gender expression, and drastic changes to ones appearance are very scary to go through with, and im just very glad all these guys get to feel good and free and be in the bald club

[tothechaos]

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

[taahko]

the thing about house md is that house is attracted to men but would never admit that, not because hes ashamed or repressed, but because if that fact became known chase specifically would start being really weird about it and would start awkwardly saying "or ... it could be hiv?" during differentials because he thinks its inclusive to suggest it

[girlballs]

roommate is out of town for a week...i could walk around completely naked if i wanted. but that's scary. what if the creature gets ahold of my peanits

[skittybotbutt]

(from under ur bed) theyre just being paranoid. youll be fine if u walk around nakey

[11thsense]

Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him

[adamtotscomix]

[kanjichris]

[tourdion]

classic post rant quora phrase

[innerchildabortionclinic]

New argument strategy dropped

[raggedromantic]

this follow-up needs to be included

[biglawbear]

Oh, so when brown bears get fat on purpose, it's celebrated and they get their own week. But when I, a hairy gay man,

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

The fact you got to keep worming no matter how hard life gets and how sick or tired or like done you are

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

WORKING

[aapokriff-deactivated20231127]

Oh bippo!

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[pedahls]

the older i get the more i realize how unimportant it is to tell people my business

[b0nkcreat]

the way people used to use tone tags in 2020 makes me laugh in retrospect because in what world would you need to tag “good morning” as nonsexual. hi friend! /gen /pos /srs /nsx /hello /smiling /happy

[b0nkcreat]

something sinister is going down in the nearest beautiful mountain stream

[bippus]

OK Can I just say something? *unending harrowing silence*

[effemimaniac]

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned