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All romances start with a gun to the face

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Revy: “Let’s do something that’s scary as fuck!”

Rock: “We could go to bed early and be alone with your thoughts.”

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Rock: “I mean I guess we can play twenty questions. I’ll start.”

Rock: “What did you want to be when you grew up?”

Revy: “DORITOS COOL RANCH, MY TURN. Are you a virgin?”

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What Revy snapchats Rock: Nudes

What Rock snapchats Revy: A two minute long video of him going through a car wash

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Some headcanons for one of my favourite het ships: Rock & Revy :)

-Rock and Revy will never label themselves as dating and definitely never get married. All they have is an unspoken agreement that they don’t want to date anyone else.

-Neither of them seem bothered when people assume they’re dating or joke that they are.

-Surprisingly, Revy likes to buy Rock clothes. She’ll get him shirts and stuff that she thinks might look good on him every now and again.

-Rock does appreciate it but none of them are his style :(

-He’ll get her clothes in return sometimes, she’ll accept them…but they’re not her style either

-they both stubbornly refuse to get accustomed to each other’s fashion sense and just fuck with each other, it keeps escalating

-Rock reads magazines with cheesy quizzes in them, he asks the question to Revy but she refuses to indulge him and gives the worst answers

-Especially the multiple choice ones, she never sticks to the options

-They always smoke together after an argument between them. It brings them a sense of peace and bonding that’s special to them

-This tradition started after the cigarette kiss in the police car (ep7s1)

-They get drunk at stay over at each other’s apartments at least 2 or 3 times a week

-During these times they probably like to roughhouse/wrestle with each other a bunch

-Revy likes listening to Rock talk about when he lived in Japan

-Specifically the more pleasant stories, they give her a comforting feeling she can’t quite understand

-She’ll subtly prompt Rock to tell her things or nudge him into elaborating

-Both of them are mood swing central

-Pretty sure this is canon but they're codependent as fuck

bidonica

broke: Rosemary metalgears is an annoying and deceitful bitch

woke: Rosemary metalgears is as much of a victim of the Patriots' manipulations as Raiden and her love for him is genuine

bespoke: Rosemary metalgears has a capacity for deceit and manipulation that is lowkey demonic but she is also genuinely in love with Raiden including, or maybe especially, his trauma and his capacity for violence. She thrives on the drama of it all (they literally hit it off by arguing) and on being the person this killing machine goes home to. She might even be a decent cook but pretends to be shit at it just to keep Raiden on edge. Who knows? It's her world and we're living in it

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DMC 3 Dante and Lady

Dante: Hey I’m at the pads aisle what’s your pussy size? Hurry up people are looking at me funny.

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Dante: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Lady: I wake up at 4:30 a.m.

Dante:

Dante: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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dante has zero rizz but lady pines after him anyway. truly two halves of a whole idiot

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bpd/autism culture is "oh god oh fuck i said something wrong and she isnt texting me back. it was a joke i promise i thought thats what i was supposed to do? i swear please i didnt mean it oh god please i swear i wasnt serious"

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my fave romance prompts

back hugs

forehead to forehead

never yells

KISSING IN THE RAIN

neck kisses

kisses ur scars

*holds your waist all the time*

LOTS OF SEXUAL TENSION

waking up to them cooking breakfast for you

"my love"

would take a bullet/arrow for you (will voluntarily use their body as shield)

trains you hand to hand combat/self defense

eye contact w/ sexual tension

takes you to their favorite secret place/spot (and they have never shown it to anyone before aside from u)

*towers over u*

borrowing their clothes !!

sexual tension to the point where u see their hormones coming out

plays with ur hair / massages ur head until u fall asleep

kissing ur hand

them being the one to put on the necklace they gave u

leans in for a small kiss, pulls away, and then turning into a full blown make out session

*will carry you if you're injured*

SHARING ONE BED

subtle touches w/ sexual tension

comforts you with your night terrors/nightmares

takes care of u if have fever/sickness

confesses their love while you're asleep

"let's fix this"

did i mention sexual tension?

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9x06 Svengali || 23x22 A Final Call at Forlini’s

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It's there that I'll find

Inner peace not war

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Jack, do you remember the day we met?

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Can we talk about the scene where Guts tried to tell Casca to not come with them to save Griffith and the way she came so close to him ? :)))

Omg. He’s just so flabbergasted at Casca doing this. She’s scolding him but in a way tempting him too: for the first time she’s using her femininity and sexuality to sway a man’s opinion AND IT’S GLORIOUS BECAUSE SHE’S OWNING IT. He doesn’t know just what to do (because her lips are RIGHT THERE) and all he can do is listen now that she got his attention.

It was so intimate, it even shocked Judeau and Pippin.

Of course this is something she’d only do with Guts because they’re lovers and can take full advantage of Guts’ attraction to her, but she doesn’t let it go too far as to reduce their entire relationship to one of taking advantage of the other. Casca’s fully aware that Guts is worried about her due to their personal relationship, but she know that there’s a time and a place for that behavior and it isn’t on the field, so as soon as she got Guts’ attention, she presumes scolding him like the commander she is: