Hell’s Traffic Accident

My name’s Colleen, they/them, 25. Just trying to hang out and have a chill time. Transphobes, radfems, and bigots in general will be blocked.

[thefirstpunch]

[voxxyvoo]

@stringcheeselesbian

[only-tiktoks]

[only-tiktoks]

robot: take a dab

person off screen: nah I'm chillin'

robot: pu-Ssy *angry noises*

[rustedskyprisms]

[stringcheeselesbian]

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

Shower Meower

-the unstoppable force-

Element: Water

Speed: S

Strength: B

Defense: C

Luck: A

Charisma: B

Shittin Kitten

-the immovable object-

Element: Wood

Speed: C

Strength: A

Defense: S

Luck: B

Charisma: S

[tieflingteef]

diversity win this adorable trans girl has a thirst for violence

[stringcheeselesbian]

@voxxyvoo

[stringcheeselesbian]

While we’re hating on “unalive” I’d also like to shit on “seggs.” Using s🥚 is actually kinda funny but aside from that I would honestly rather bring back secks

[biomic]

saru brother

[calocera]

knights of the round table

[vintrkraka]

men at a sports bar when the big game is on

[thoodleoo]

can i offer you a nice roman mosaic plate of mushrooms in this trying time

[ex-riddlecats]

meowth team rocket will go episodes forgetting he himself is a pokemon and his main hobby will be breaking the law, attempting to ruin a childs life, and generally being an asshole and thats cool but then hell curl up on a table to go to sleep and im like OHHH... HES A KITTY.. hes just a little cat. a little kitty cat meow meow meow. mrow

[ex-riddlecats]

insanely cat moment

[i-restuff]

lemme just, put these here...

[ex-riddlecats]

showing these pics to eachother like pokemon cards

[yehudah]

this is how people look talking about mads mikkelsen

[virgincore-deactivated20201223]

Women’s ability to be attracted to ordinary looking people is literally my only hope, pls be nice

[yehudah]

okay user virgincore

[endorphinmachine]

he's dead...

[yehudah]

[redwing]

I think what you fixated on during the first 2020 covid lockdown pandemic informs a lot about how your upcoming covid years would eventually play out . MBTIs but for mental deterioration in isolation

[dumplinglove]

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

[homegrownhubris]

The worst fact about me is that when i get stressed or overwhelmed i start to rap eminem to myself under my breath... it's like a stim thing

[homegrownhubris]

I'll be at my job as a waitress on a super busy day filling up glasses of water, near tears from stress, my hands trembling, whispering to myself "I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHERS SLIM SHADIES ARE JUST IMITATING SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP"

[meow-moment]

Stim Shady

[starswift-borzoi]

Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

17 Days

[valdrake]

I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy.

[starswift-borzoi]

Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where did my sweet innocent pup learn this phrase?!

[mayothompson]

that’s Snoopy

[filmnoirsbian]

The thing is that authors who are anti the internet archive and I are never going to agree because I simply don't think piracy is bad or wrong

[filmnoirsbian]

Authors do deserve to be paid for our work absolutely and unequivocally but 9 times out of 10 someone reading a poorly scanned pdf of your book that they found online is not why you aren't receiving a real paycheck. Publishing houses, printers, and agents scamming you and not paying you what you deserve is why you aren't receiving a real paycheck.

[filmnoirsbian]

And The Internet Archive refusing to archive anything published in the last 5 years specifically is meant to aid authors since that's the period during which our books make the most money. So at this point any author who claims they're anti The Internet Archive because "they're stealing profits from authors" eiter doesn't actually know anything about TIA/how libraries work OR they have put their want for profit above everything else which is like fine whatever but tbh you probably should have chosen a different profession.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]