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the weirdest thing that happened to me 25 months ago was getting sent this counterfeit pizza hut coupon

if i may offer a slightly different flavor of sex god robby + trans jack............ !! robby who's so polite it's getting a little grating, who asks if he can kiss jack every time they kiss, who always asks to touch , so damn polite and jack one day goes "you know sometimes i just want you to come home and throw me over a counter or something." and robby is like "okay 😘😘 when do you want me to do that 🥰🥰" and jack like "FUCKS SAKE idk man just pick a day" so robby holds him to it a few weeks later coming home with a "here goes nothing" attitude

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"Is now a good time for me to throw you over the kitchen island and eat you out?" Robby murmurs oh so sweetly into Jack's mouth, making him laugh and groan in equal measure.

"You were just supposed to do it with no warning," Jack laughs, gasping as Robby lifts him up under the thighs. "But yes, fuck."

He finds himself thrown--gently--onto the island, rolled onto his stomach, and Robby begins gently pulling his pants down. going about it all more civilized and loving and gentle than Jack wanted, when what he was asking for was for Robby to throw him around like a ragdoll that he couldn't care less about.

"And I meant I wanted you to fuck me over the island, not eat me out," Jack groans.

"Are you complaining about this?" Robby shoots back, getting down to lick a stripe up Jack's pussy.

"No," he sighs, putting his head to the side, whimpering as Robby eats him out with a heavy, hot tongue. Maybe another day, he'll get the sound railing he so craves.

hawksredrobe

newly realized sleazy robby is still nervous about it so he practices being a perv by having jack walk in fresh out of the shower on him jacking off (looking at jack for encouragement/praise) and jack can help him out by dropping his towel leaning into being something to ogle at if you want to write that part

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Robby looks so nervous and hesitant when Jack comes out of the bathroom with only a towel wrapped around his waist. Poor thing is stroking himself in bed, naked himself, but so hesitant to show it off, to indulge in what he quietly confessed to Jack. Now, he stops stroking and curls up, hiding himself, but Jack doesn't let him.

"Hey, handsome," Jack grins, slowly undoing the flimsy knot of his towel. "Were you waiting for me to get out of the shower? Did you get yourself all worked up thinking about me, wet and naked, lathering up?" He runs a hand up his body, happy to encourage. Robby's watching him with that red face and those soft eyes eager for praise.

"Show me what you're working with," Jack says, licking his lips. He lets his towel fall to the floor, shifting his weight on his cane. "I want to see. And you can stare, babe. Use me to get off." He turns around to stretch and show Robby his ass. "Take advantage."

When he looks over his shoulder again, Robby is back to stroking, breathing heavy, that lecherous look in his eyes.

pillowspace

It feels like this every time I write a fic

amrv-5

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

nightonblogmountain

wraithillustrates

I’m sensing a theme here

teaboot

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

teaboot

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

sufficientlylargen

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

innerchildabortionclinic

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

psychedelicmoonpie

My favourite Adrian headcanon is that they're a biologist/zoologist who has seen so much shit, they're completely unphased by any and every alien habit of Grace's.

I mean full-on khaki-shorts-wearing, traversing-wilderness-with-nothin'-but-a-machete Adrian who yoinks snakes outta trees and pets swamp puppies and will unflinchingly dig around in elephant faeces for signs of a rare parasitic tapeworm if needed.

Oh, humans eat socially? No problem, Adrian has observed many many animals eat. Did you know that an obscure species of small underground dirt creature from the north side of Erid also eats socially? Adrian can give you a not-so-short presentation on them.

Oh, the human has no external carapace and so its internal sounds are absurdly loud, wet and off-putting? No problem, Adrian was just conducting an expedition last month researching the incredible eridian animal, the Wet Loud Worm from the south-east region of Wet Loud Wormland. They're desensitised, it's fine.

Oh, Grace leaks often from many orifices and it can be a bit of a learning curve to get used to? No problem for Adrian, see Wet Loud Worm paragraph again!

Meanwhile, Rocky is bewildered as to how he's managed to third-wheel both of his relationships, because both Adrian and Grace are nerds who nerd out about things, and Adrian is shaking in their carapace with enthusiasm to learn more about human culture and biology, not to mention everything about earth animals. And yeah, sure, Grace might be a molecular biologist, but he'll be damned if he'll pass up an opportunity to learn about alien fauna from a fellow scientist, and yes, Adrian, he'd love to hear about the small underground dirt creature from the north side of Erid, and he's so excited to learn more about the Wet Loud Worm, do go on.

segamascott

inacoma

Imagine if Simon grew his arm back at the end of Iron Lung in like- a bloodymary ship, and the arm is just evil and likes to smack Simon to be a menace, but then it's also super friendly to Grace???? So Simon is just like- constantly trying to fight with it to pretend to be normal (Because he doesn't want to mess things up for his angel, his savior) and Grace is just very confused or even oblivious!

Yes, this was in fact thought of after like- 8 hurt/comfort bloodymary fics, and? I CAN MAKE IT 9 IF YOU GIVE ME 5 MINUTES AND A REDBULL.

(Yes this is not what I usually post here, but I'm deep in the blood-ocean bloodymary trenches atm with hyperfixation, so shhhhh.)

thehumantrampoline

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days