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alergictomostsandwiches

my stupid fucking head just loves to ache

segamascott

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

sceptixfakemon

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

sceptixfakemon

im never leaving this hellsite

sceptixfakemon

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

sceptixfakemon

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

jejejijiju

Jay and Roy

nic0las-uncaged

i could blog better than this but i won't

aidashakur

strangers-fiction

It’s 4 AM and I’ve been blessed with the image of the Husbands + Barrett as the MLH’s version of the Wife Line.

It starts as Wiebe & Ilya just trying out new combinations and an off-hand comment that Ilya makes about “sticking the gays on the line together” but surprisingly, it works, after some fine tuning. Ilya at center, Troy at right, and Shane, after some solid practicing, at left.

When it first debuts, it’s in a low stakes game, but Twitter goes bonkers. Barrett scores a hat trick, and Ilya very nearly scores a Gordie Howe hat trick in a single shift. Ilya and Shane already are on the penalty kill together, and Barrett is on the first line with Ilya, but the three of them on a shift move through the poor Puffins D line like butter (throwing my team under the bus for sake of this narrative). The Cens were already having a killer season, but the press around the Husband Line goes crazy. Harris contemplates whether to kiss or kill Ilya for the idea.

Other players get in on the craze, making jokes about Barrett being Hollanov’s third. At first, the jokes make Shane really uncomfortable, until he & Ilya reaffirm there are no thirds and that there is more than enough space in their bedroom for just the two of them. That being said, Marleau, Sveta, Rose, and Bood have a field day on Twitter.

The Husband Line doesn’t get used frequently, despite its popularity. Wiebe decides to pull it out at 40 seconds left in Game 6 of the Stanley Finals, and the crowd goes NUTS. They don’t even have time to react between face off and Shane netting the cup winning goal.

(Harris makes Troy a shirt for the parade that says “Hollanov’s third (on the ice ONLY)” Ilya cries laughing.)

strangers-fiction

It’s 4 AM and I’ve been blessed with the image of the Husbands + Barrett as the MLH’s version of the Wife Line.

It starts as Wiebe & Ilya just trying out new combinations and an off-hand comment that Ilya makes about “sticking the gays on the line together” but surprisingly, it works, after some fine tuning. Ilya at center, Troy at right, and Shane, after some solid practicing, at left.

When it first debuts, it’s in a low stakes game, but Twitter goes bonkers. Barrett scores a hat trick, and Ilya very nearly scores a Gordie Howe hat trick in a single shift. Ilya and Shane already are on the penalty kill together, and Barrett is on the first line with Ilya, but the three of them on a shift move through the poor Puffins D line like butter (throwing my team under the bus for sake of this narrative). The Cens were already having a killer season, but the press around the Husband Line goes crazy. Harris contemplates whether to kiss or kill Ilya for the idea.

Other players get in on the craze, making jokes about Barrett being Hollanov’s third. At first, the jokes make Shane really uncomfortable, until he & Ilya reaffirm there are no thirds and that there is more than enough space in their bedroom for just the two of them. That being said, Marleau, Sveta, Rose, and Bood have a field day on Twitter.

The Husband Line doesn’t get used frequently, despite its popularity. Wiebe decides to pull it out at 40 seconds left in Game 6 of the Stanley Finals, and the crowd goes NUTS. They don’t even have time to react between face off and Shane netting the cup winning goal.

(Harris makes Troy a shirt for the parade that says “Hollanov’s third (on the ice ONLY)” Ilya cries laughing.)

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sirhro

pjackk

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit

livelovecaliforniadreams

death-420

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

sillysayaka

dear dire

kosmogrl

draconym

Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart

draconym

These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.

errant-light

this just keeps being relevant

thelawfulchaotic

This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.

The weird Oreos don’t sell… but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.

That’s why.

draconym

The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all

unfavorableinstigation

I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.