haaland stop being affected by bellingham's omega pheromones for fuck's sake i bet 3x2 to norway i need you to lock the fuck in

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haaland stop being affected by bellingham's omega pheromones for fuck's sake i bet 3x2 to norway i need you to lock the fuck in
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Norway v. England | World Cup 2026
my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation
"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
I can't believe today is the last Witch Hat Monday for a while 😭
I don't want to see anyone become a brimmed hat but boy do I love designing brim hats for everyone. For Richeh I think she would look cool with her crystal ribbons forming the hat, and the scale wolf cloak would compliment it all.
Tetia is next for a hat design! I'm thinking something with clouds and either a dragon or a Brushbully ;) The hours long painting video, HD image, and PSD file will be DMed on my Patreon
Doing a museum themed stamp rally for WHA at Denver Fanexpo! Here's my prize piece, based on Monet's "Bridge over a pond of water lilies" :D I think it turned out rather nice <3
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experimenting with brushes!
You don't have to grieve alone.
i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you
i was 15 when i made this post and i’m 25 now, and still seeing people reblog and tag this with things about their lovers or their friends or characters or themselves or that they really needed this today. i dunno it just feels really special to me. thank you, keep loving each other, i still love you.
"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"
I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,
“if i had a time
machine i would go back in
time and kill hitler”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
lyrics DO NOT 🙅♀️🙅♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎
Time loops strike again 😔
No??? 18 years of time loop obviously 🙄
This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely