Guzzler

He/Him, 5'3 The fellas call me Double-Jump Proud BFWOEH1P International Man of Mystery(?)

[beardedmrbean]

Infinite Garfield generator

[bugshark]

this gif is so calming. Weeeeeee Hes alive hello garflid

[bogleech]

Has there been a moral outrage about the demon on the gummi worms yet? Because I know there was one about the kpop demon hunters "demon sauce" at McDonald's. Someone tell them about the gummi worms

[gh0st-c0mpany]

[vanessagillings]

Calico cat in a calico coat!

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

[everyday-cutephoto]

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[hometownrockstar]

Do you think one of the reasons fandoms try and push characters into being ships or found family dynamics might be because "friend" doesnt have the same ring to it as wife or husband or sibling? Like, if theyre trying to get across the dramatic urgency of how much two characters mean to each other, calling them "husbands" is a potential shorthand for it, you know? But if you go like "They are LITERALLY BEST FRIENDS." it doesnt sound as groundbreaking or, like, conveys the sort of depth in their relationship as they want to get across? Idk if im making sense im just having ideas. Because like thinking about how best friend should be the next tumblr buzzword so it can have weight behind it. Oh my god, these two are so doomed best friends, they're so toxic and obsessed with each other there's no romantic explanation for this. Did you see their PLATONIC TENSION in this scene??? Omg i just finished this show and I totally got a new b.f.f.o (best friend fictional other) I wrote imagines for if we worked at a gas station together 🥺

[willgrahamscock]

I’m sobbing

[atonimotrashgremlin]

The beginning of BloodyMary

So I was in a call with my wonderful friend @ardustein, and at some point the question of Who and When did this ship start? So logically I tried to figure it out for the next hour or so. Here are my findings! (across many sites)

Frist Mention

So the first mention of Project Hail Mary and Iron Lung in the same place was on AO3 by an Anonymous user! Called full of stars. This was for the book Project Hail Mary, making them trailblazer of the ship!

Date : Feb 8th 2026

full of stars (4933 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ryland Grace/Simon (Iron Lung 2026), Ryland Grace & Rocky Characters: Simon (Iron Lung Movie), Ryland Grace, Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Character Study, Fix-It, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Canon-Typical Violence Summary: It didn't make any sense. A square of inky blackness stood before him. A perfect doorway. The blood dripped down into the expanse, freezing into crystalline little bubbles in the zero gravity, moons of themselves. Simon moved closer to it, pulled in by the suction, and… It didn’t make sense. It was full of stars. -- OR: Through divine intervention, Simon is dropped into the path of the Hail Mary once its mission has been completed.

In depth for tumblr

The next mention was here on tumblr from @luckyboki with the wonderful analysis of the similarities of Simon and Grace!

Date : March 18th 2026

Post by @luckyboki

💬 2  🔁 13  ❤️ 42 · After watching (and reading) both Iron Lung and Project Hail Mary, I realize they both share a LOT of similarities—IN A G

Ship Name Start

The next was found on TikTok by @sagegreen280. Who sent in motion the now very widely accepted and used ship name BloodyMary!

Date : March 27th 2026

Their shipname is bloodymary and I will not hear otherwise #simonironlung #rylandgrace #ironlungmovie #projecthailmary #rylandgracexsimon

Also @sagegreen280 left a kudo on the first Ao3 fic! This is all I could find for the start of BloodyMary, I hope all of this information is correct, (If anyone knows any farther then I could find pls tell me! I tried my best, but no promises)

[atonimotrashgremlin]

So UPDATE! It was brought to my attention that @luckyboki was not the first person to bring these two together, but was in fact a combination of @carhorno and @bustedjaws it was under the pervious ship name BloodyStar! ( one I was not aware of...oops) @carhorno made art for the idea that @bustedjaws made. They also seem to be aware of the fact that it was their idea first. (at least on tumblr, it is very hard to cross refence.)

Date: February 6th 2026

Post by @carhorno · 5 images

💬 16  🔁 79  ❤️ 480 · need to draw more of this man, gotta refine his style, and also phm doodles because yes its relevant look at these path

Thank you to the lovely @abstractredd, for the information!

[atonimotrashgremlin]

The beginning of BloodyMary

So I was in a call with my wonderful friend @ardustein, and at some point the question of Who and When did this ship start? So logically I tried to figure it out for the next hour or so. Here are my findings! (across many sites)

Frist Mention

So the first mention of Project Hail Mary and Iron Lung in the same place was on AO3 by an Anonymous user! Called full of stars. This was for the book Project Hail Mary, making them trailblazer of the ship!

Date : Feb 8th 2026

full of stars (4933 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ryland Grace/Simon (Iron Lung 2026), Ryland Grace & Rocky Characters: Simon (Iron Lung Movie), Ryland Grace, Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Character Study, Fix-It, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Canon-Typical Violence Summary: It didn't make any sense. A square of inky blackness stood before him. A perfect doorway. The blood dripped down into the expanse, freezing into crystalline little bubbles in the zero gravity, moons of themselves. Simon moved closer to it, pulled in by the suction, and… It didn’t make sense. It was full of stars. -- OR: Through divine intervention, Simon is dropped into the path of the Hail Mary once its mission has been completed.

In depth for tumblr

The next mention was here on tumblr from @luckyboki with the wonderful analysis of the similarities of Simon and Grace!

Date : March 18th 2026

Post by @luckyboki

💬 2  🔁 13  ❤️ 42 · After watching (and reading) both Iron Lung and Project Hail Mary, I realize they both share a LOT of similarities—IN A G

Ship Name Start

The next was found on TikTok by @sagegreen280. Who sent in motion the now very widely accepted and used ship name BloodyMary!

Date : March 27th 2026

Their shipname is bloodymary and I will not hear otherwise #simonironlung #rylandgrace #ironlungmovie #projecthailmary #rylandgracexsimon

Also @sagegreen280 left a kudo on the first Ao3 fic! This is all I could find for the start of BloodyMary, I hope all of this information is correct, (If anyone knows any farther then I could find pls tell me! I tried my best, but no promises)

[atonimotrashgremlin]

So UPDATE! It was brought to my attention that @luckyboki was not the first person to bring these two together, but was in fact a combination of @carhorno and @bustedjaws it was under the pervious ship name BloodyStar! ( one I was not aware of...oops) @carhorno made art for the idea that @bustedjaws made. They also seem to be aware of the fact that it was their idea first. (at least on tumblr, it is very hard to cross refence.)

Date: February 6th 2026

Post by @carhorno · 5 images

💬 16  🔁 79  ❤️ 480 · need to draw more of this man, gotta refine his style, and also phm doodles because yes its relevant look at these path

Thank you to the lovely @abstractredd, for the information!

[do-not-u-dare]

“On social media you only see people’s highs and not their lows so you get the impression that everybody else only experiences highs which can lower your self esteem” idk what social media you’re on but it isn’t like that for me

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[thefugitivesaint]

oakoak, 'Free Rothko', 2024 Source

[freshcuntgrass]

The best thing about this is how much love for Rothko there is in it. Like... here. Here is a rectangle, and if you stand far away it's just two or three colors a bit streaky, and the closer you get the more it opens up until it swallows you whole with the idea of how vast it is, how much bigger than you. If someone framed the real-life sea and sky and told everybody that's what my artwork was like to them I'd kiss them

[partingglances1986]

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

[telltaletypist]

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

[telltaletypist]