Alternian Daydreams

Independent Post!Sgrub Equius Zahhak-------------Currently 22 Sweeps Old Magic!Anons: None, but accepting

[strongtroll]

D --> Is that so D --> That is wonderfoal D --> Soon you shall be the STRONGEST meowbeast

[strongtroll]

@leijonkitty

D –> Ah, Leijon D –> How do you fair today

[leijonkitty-deactivated20160924]

:33 Hello!! :33 I’m furry well, how about mew?

[strongtroll]

D --> E%cellent to hear D --> I am doing furry well also

[strongtroll]

@leijonkitty D --> Ah, Leijon D --> How do you fair today

[strongtroll]

> Equius: Summon your moirail.

[strongtroll]

At first Equius is elated to see Sylvis, after spending another long stretch of time in,quiet contemplation within the Void, but then as his eyes refocus behind his shades, his features are replaced with palpable shock. The bag of meowbeast treats falls from his hands and scatters on the floor, a shame that so much is wasted, but a minor issue compared to the one before him. He takes tentative steps toward the cat troll, grasping one of their small, firm hands within his own gloved ones, then placing a a hand on Syl's shoulder. Long streams of transparent blue tears flow from behind his shades as Equius scoops up his living, flesh and blood, moirail, not being able to truly embrace any Leijon in too long of a while. He does not sniffle, and simply kneels before him, clutching him close.

[strongtroll]

Equius had left himself foolishly open, and vulnerable to non-straightforward attacks. All of which were within Cervantes' less than honorable repertoire. When Sollux caught him with the attack, Equius tried to maneuver out of the way with a forward sweeping attack, but to no avail. Mitsurugi was thrown roughly to the ground by the attack, and just when Equius thought he could recover, he watched as Mitsuruigi rolled carelessly off the singular exposed ledge.

RING OUT!

Equius stared at the words displayed on the screen and felt a tremor of rage at the unfairness of the game. With a slow breath, he steadied himself again and looked to his opponent. "Simply a fluke. In the next round, you shall not fair as well."

[strongtroll]

@voraciousvice @whatscatpunning D --> Greetings to the both of you D --> I am Equius Zahhak D --> What brings you emerald ladies to my front hatch

[strongtroll]

> Equius: Summon your moirail.

@the-man3-3vent The large troll grabs a small package, then walks through his mazelike hive to reach his transportalizer block. Opening a program on his handheld device, he sends a quick recording of the crinkling bag - high quality meowbeast treats - to his moirail and leans against the wall, lying in wait.

[yiffmaster]

can someone tell me what the difference between these two memes are

because I’m pretty certain they convey the exact same sentiment

[alittlebitnerdy]

No! @nintendette explained this to me the other day!

- Caveman Spongebob (SpongeGar) is when your primal instincts kick in - for example, this image has been used with the title “when you get up in the middle of the night to get food and you hear someone coming” KnowYourMeme page here - Mr Krabs conveys realization and panic - for example, this image has been paired with the title “when you turn in an exam and your classmates start talking and none of your answers match” KnowYourMeme page here

[toytowns]

unga bunga vs whaddafuck

[adoraslastbraincell]

Are you feeling kind of down right now? It’s not your fault that you forgot what baby cheetahs look like. Really. One time I did too.

But now you recall!

Look! Look!

They loves to play!

Rawr!

Their head is just one giant ball of floof!

I can’t even

How do they live? Being so cuTE??

Ugh!!

This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.

[coneycat]

For anyone who needs this.

[rionsanura]

Also, when they are a little older, they have full-body mohawks!

[pisces-fish]

I honestly needed this.

[strongtroll]

@leyjayjay @the-man3-3vent

[strongtroll]

D –> Hmm D –> It is rather wearisome tale D –> I am not sure you w001d wish to hear it in its entirety

[valorousimperial]

You’d be surprised; I love listening to stories. You only have to tell what you want to, though.

[strongtroll]

D –> Hmm D –> Perhaps I will then D –> When the time for the dramatic reveal is at its peak D –> Er, I mean D –> When I have learned more about you, that is

[valorousimperial]

Smooth, Equius. Very smooth.

I’m an open book! What would you like to know.

[strongtroll]

D --> Perhaps how you came to be where you are currently D --> I doubt you are the same Vantas most know you to be

[strongtroll]

D –> Hmm D –> It is rather wearisome tale D –> I am not sure you w001d wish to hear it in its entirety

[valorousimperial]

You’d be surprised; I love listening to stories. You only have to tell what you want to, though.

[strongtroll]

D --> Hmm D --> Perhaps I will then D --> When the time for the dramatic reveal is at its peak D --> Er, I mean D --> When I have learned more about you, that is

[strongtroll]

D –> Er D –> That is to say, what kind of monster are you D –> One with claws the length and sharpness of swords D –> One with a maw filled with teeth akin to spears D –> One with a mass of squirming, writhing limbs which can hold onto anything within sight D –> Are you one of those, or something more

[heinousrose]

Well, kind of the furst, and definitely the second! …. Would sending a picture just be easier?

[strongtroll]

D --> Yes, it w001d prove a better illustration of your features than simple description D --> Metaphorically fire away

[strongtroll]

Equius lets out a constant, deep growl of pain as her nails bore their way into his flesh and find their way to the surface of his arm's skeleton. Not wanting to sacrifice the limb so early in the bout, he redoubles his efforts, releasing the grapple only to come at her again from a different angle, essentially working through the choking cloud of her hair to again grip her vulnerable neck. He stumbles back a few steps when she jerks backward, but barely manages to keep his ground with her in tow. If he could see through the obscuring cloud of black hair, he would not be overly pleased at the sight of the river of blood running freely from his almost useless arm.

[strongtroll]

D –> A monster, hmm D –> W001d you mind terribly if I inquired as to which kind

[heinousrose]

??? Could mew elapurrate on that?

[strongtroll]

D --> Er D --> That is to say, what kind of monster are you D --> One with claws the length and sharpness of swords D --> One with a maw filled with teeth akin to spears D --> One with a mass of squirming, writhing limbs which can hold onto anything within sight D --> Are you one of those, or something more

[strongtroll]

D --> Hmm D --> It is rather wearisome tale D --> I am not sure you w001d wish to hear it in its entirety

[strongtroll]

D --> ... D --> Forgive me, Makara D --> I have done you a disservice by allowing my previous e%perience to cloud my judgement D --> And obscure the strides you have taken thus far to be seen differently to your peers D --> It is an unjust r001ing I have placed upon you, with unreasonable requirements tacked upon it in addition D --> Your words sh001d have been more than enough to show that you are tr001y D --> In effect D --> Harmless

D --> You did not deserve the berating of an old f001, or his baseless declarations D --> And for that I apologize

[strongtroll]

“👋”

He makes a grunt of surprise as someone - or something - makes contact with his rear. With a scowl on his face, Equius immediately turns to face the handsy aggressor. His surprise is evident when he notices Feferi’s bashful features smiling up at him. He relaxes visibly, but still crosses his arms in a stern, fatherly manner.

“Do you not know it is rude to smack the bottoms of those you have only recently met, highblood? Gracefoal being or neigh, you must at least spend a hefty amount of time with me before I should allow you to be so frisk.”

[strongtroll]

He smiled to himself as he saw the virtues he taught his son all those sweeps ago still shine through in her testimonials of Gamzius. Gamzius' enacious spirit was at one point a nuicance, but Equius ultimately realized it was also his greatest strength. The blueblood stepped forward then, and placed a hand on Feferi's shoulder, both to shake her from the edge of the depressive spiral she was sure to go down, and to remind her of his support.

"I taught him well enough that he should know that no one should be given up on. I have more than enough faith in him... No, the both of you, that you will be able to see things through. If he has already forgiven you, then a great deal of progress has already been made."