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“..Hey.. are you down for smokin’ a blunt?” She mumbled glancing to the side. The ravenette shrugged her shoulders lightly as she stuffed her hands into her pockets. She figured a girl that pretty would just ignore her or something. It was at least worth a shot.
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Highschool Sentence Starters
"So... What are you in detention for?"
"I saw you're having a lot of trouble in class. I can tutor you, if you want."
"Can I draw you? It's for an art project and you have the most perfect profile."
"Whoa, wait, you've never been to a real party before?!"
"Don't think I haven't heard you gossiping about me. Do you really think that?"
"Crap! I'm so sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going!"
"I'm new, and every other lunch table is full. Can I sit here?"
"Wait, you're a twin? There's TWO of you?"
"Hey! Back off would you?"
"Shut up, I'm trying to hear the teacher."
"I guess we're paired up for the 'robot baby' project. Nice to meet you."
"Why did you just let those bullies do that to you?"
"I don't want to talk about the bullies, okay?"
"You want me to do /what/ with you in the janitor's closet?"
"I'm not breaking into the school files, are you kidding me?!"
"So... wanna make out in some janitor's closet?"
"Does this make us Friends with Benefits?"
"Did you leave this love letter in my locker?"
“Haha that was a good meme.”
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“-Hey, watch where you’re going man-..”
First Interaction Starters
“Oh… Oh shit, I’m so sorry.”
“I did NOT mean to fall on you.”
“Picked the wrong day to get stuck in here, huh?”
“It’s great to finally meet you.”
“Oh, sorry, didn’t notice you there.”
“Hey I- Oh, wrong person.”
“H-Hi…”
“Woah, your eyes are really beautiful.”
“Can you help me reach something?”
“Well… This is an odd way to meet new people.”
“MARCO!”
“Do you have a -object- I could borrow?”
“I hate to be a bother, but —-”
“You seemed to have dropped this.”
“I think I’ve heard of you.”
“Mind if I buy you a drink?”
“Do you mind helping me for like two seconds?”
“Oh, that’s extremely kind of you.”
“Did that hit you?!”
“Aye, leave ‘em alone.”
“Screw off.”
“Hello?”
“I think you know —, I’m —.”
“That’s pretty neat.”
“Excuse me, are you —?”
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things said in the group chat meme
“ why did i make a mixed drink with rum? i fucking hate rum. ” “ wow and i’m not even drunk right now. how disappointing. ” “ my eyes went straight to her cleavage my bad. ” “ where is the sin? ” “ how many memes until i get annoying? ” “ i can assure you that there are no fat bald men in my sex life. ” “ please, i tease. i don’t just go balls to the wall like that. ” “ ‘their tongues battled for dominance’ what’s the winner gonna get? ” “ the winner gets their tongue inside a different hole. ” “ i cant get my middle finger any more aggressive. ” “ just take advantage of my good nature. mm, my kink. ” “ my pants are already across the room. ” “ don’t order me around it’s my kink. ” “ the first time i kissed a boy i spent an hour in the shower crying afterwards. ” “ i always look like i’ve got a dick in my mouth. ” “ be the top to my bottom. ” “ fight me you gremlin. ” “ i’m not cool enough for milk. ” “ how good am i at sex? 9.9/10. the missing .1 is because i don’t do anal. ” “ sorry i got distracted by a pug dressed as the grinch. ” “ my face screams ‘i love kinky stuff’. ” “ the difference between vanilla and liking anal is alcohol. ” “ is spaghetti still the safe word? ” “ go masturbate it sounds like you need it. ” “ santa isn’t a jolly guy. the ‘ho ho ho’ is just his mating call. ” “ please, you wish i sexted you. ” “ i am second to no bitch. this is top notch quality right here. ” “ why does autocorrect want my whole name? does autocorrect want to get married. ” “ i’m thirsty but i hide it well. it is in fact possible to not hump every leg. ” “ don’t be so fucking full of yourself damn. ” “ don’t you know you can only get compliments but you can’t actually think highly of yourself? ” “ i’m wearing a dress because it was an outfit i could put on sitting down. ” “ we get along really well when we’re not hating each other. ” “ stop encouraging me to fist myself. ” “ let me take you to the bone zone. ” “ why did you stop growing as soon as you turned five. ” “ are you watching porn AGAIN? ”
five-word sentences.
“ please just let me forget. ”
“ c'mon try to guess what. ”
“ just leave me alone already. ”
“ no, i’m not going to. ”
“ you can’t change my mind. ”
“ my mind is made up. ”
“ i’m not gonna let you. ”
“ don’t do that to me. ”
“ think about what you’re doing. ”
“ why aren’t you listening now? ”
“ i want to sleep forever. ”
“ you need to leave now. ”
“ i’ll always have your back. ”
“ now there’s no going back. ”
“ the view really is spectacular. ”
“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”
“ why can’t you trust me? ”
“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”
“ i don’t love you anymore. ”
“ i am a great person. ”
“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”
“ exactly, why are you awake? ”
“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”
“ how is that not hilarious? ”
“ please just calm down now. ”
“ i was already calm, asshole. ”
“ i can see your underwear. ”
“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”
“ please stop losing your temper. ”
“ you can cry if needed. ”
“ you have to run away. ”
“ i just wanna be yours. ”
“ ashes, we all fall down. ”
“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”
{ ♥ } “What? No.” Katherine said, laughing a bit. She tried to hide her nervousness as best she could. Technically, that wasn’t a lie. She wasn’t a cop, she was an attorney. Two different things. “If I was a cop, do you really think I would put myself in this position? I would’ve pulled out my gun on you by now. Heheh.”
She moved off of her desk, putting out her now half joint. “You intrigue me. How about dinner sometime?”Ash started as she turned back towards the other girl, flashing her an almost innocent smile- as if she wasn’t a powerful drug lord. She shrugged her shoulders lightly as she approached Kathrine again.
{ ♥ } “I-I’m really sorry, I’m just not feeling it right now. Maybe some other time.” She said, trying to respectfully decline this time. “L-Listen, I was just here to… browse your wares, so to speak. I wasn’t really looking to use anything right now. B-But, I can see you’re busy with all your… other clients, so I’ll… come back later, okay?”
The ravenette just stared at her for a moment, no one usually turned down smoking with her. What the fuck. Ash went and hoisted herself up on to her desk, shrugging her shoulders lightly. “The longer I keep you here, the more uncomfortable you look. Its kinda cute actually. Besides, I have workers for a reason. You think I actually talk with each and every one of my costumers?” She scoffed before taking another drag. “ ‘Browse my wares’ ppft. Are you a cop?”
First Interaction Starters
“Oh… Oh shit, I’m so sorry.”
“I did NOT mean to fall on you.”
“Picked the wrong day to get stuck in here, huh?”
“It’s great to finally meet you.”
“Oh, sorry, didn’t notice you there.”
“Hey I- Oh, wrong person.”
“H-Hi…”
“Woah, your eyes are really beautiful.”
“Can you help me reach something?”
“Well… This is an odd way to meet new people.”
“MARCO!”
“Do you have a -object- I could borrow?”
“I hate to be a bother, but —-”
“You seemed to have dropped this.”
“I think I’ve heard of you.”
“Mind if I buy you a drink?”
“Do you mind helping me for like two seconds?”
“Oh, that’s extremely kind of you.”
“Did that hit you?!”
“Aye, leave ‘em alone.”
“Screw off.”
“Hello?”
“I think you know —, I’m —.”
“That’s pretty neat.”
“Excuse me, are you —?”
Random shit for your muse to say to mine:
"Dude don't tweet those dick pics."
"Please just take my word for this, werewolves do not like it when you put them in diapers."
"I have to pee like a god damn bitch."
"I tattooed your name on my ass."
"I can't afford to pay you for your time, but may I offer you a free puppy instead?"
"Your handwriting looks like a snake got a happy ending massage."
"I will drown you in cheap wine and bury you in used cigarettes."
"I would literally rather suck Satan's dick than sit through that class one more day."
"Did my left boob get bigger or did the right one shrink?"
"You taste like burnt popcorn and smell like fudge."
"Don't use carmex in place of lube."
"This is the shittiest mascara I have ever wasted ten bucks on."
"If I were Miz Frizzle you'd never make it back from our field trip."
"I will pay you thirty-eight cents to take off all your clothes right this very second."
"Is killing my professor so there's no class tomorrow worth the jail time I'll have to serve?"
"All that is gold glitters like it's worth a shit ton of money."
"Don't fucking piss on my bed."
"Which level of hell am I going to for filling his shoes with Legos?"
"I convinced him you're a vampire so pretty please drink this cup of blood in front of him? I promise you it's not real. Probably. I don't think. I mean, what's life without a couple of risks anyway?"
"I'm tickled like a porcupine in July."
"I wanna be buried in glitter."
"I mean, I certainly don't wanna live in denial personally but I promise I'll come visit you sometimes."
"Bill Nye couldn't even help you."
"I need you to bring me a new set of clothes and a hug."
"So help me if you say another word I am voting your dumbass off friendship island."
"How much money will it take to get you to let me dye your hair half bright pink and half neon green?"
"Fuck Katy Perry and her lies; that mascara is the shittiest thing ever."
"I don't think you understand how lesbians work."
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{ ♥ } Katherine did not like how close the girl was to her. She had blown her cover way too quick. “Ahaha… Yeah, I mean, that is why I came here, but I just… don’t feel like it… at the moment, y’know? T-The mood… isn’t right. So, um… Thanks, but no thanks…” She tried to cover her ass, hoping that, by some miracle, it would work.
The more she talked, the more suspicious she sounded. Who needs a mood to be set to smoke a joint? She shifted her weight from one foot to the other as she watched this girl. “Is it the area? Are you scared of the hood?” a little grin curled out on her lips. “Yeah, i guess its a little scary. But i wont let anyone hurt ya. I promise. Come on, lighten up a little, sweetheart.” Ash took another hit off her joint before trying to pass it to the other again.
{ ♥ } …Well, shit. What was she supposed to do here? If she said no to the girl’s offering, she might get suspicious. But at the same time, she really didn’t want to do this. “Ah… Um… N-No, thank you.” She refused the joint. That was probably the most idiotic thing she could’ve done, but her instincts got the better of her. How would it look to everyone else if she came back high as a kite?
“Hm?” The ravenette paused, watching the other girl closely. “Didn’t you come here to buy from me? If not then why are you here?” She spat, leaning against her desk as she took another drag from her joint. She pushed herself off her desk and approached Kathrine. Blowing a cloud of smoke in her face as she spoke. “You know-” She started, but was cut off once her office doors swung open. It was her two gang members, returning with a wad of cash and a brown paper bag that seemed to be leaking something. Ash grinned, pleased with their work. “Good job, but as you can clearly see. I’m busy. Stand outside and guard the door, I’ll reward you both later.” After they had done what she asked, her gaze returned to Kathrine.
“ Gimme love, gimme dreams, gimme a good self esteem. ”
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