Some dumbass uncle at family Christmas: you got a girlfriend yet?
My gay ass:

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Some dumbass uncle at family Christmas: you got a girlfriend yet?
My gay ass:
1. Add a smiley that fits whatever you wanna say. happy, sad? 2. add: âregardingâŠâŠâ Let me know what to expect! 3. donât take too long on that âlaterâ part.
ex:Â âWe need to talk later regarding that movie we were gonna watch :Dâ ex:Â âwe need to talk later regarding that paper at school. Iâm nervous :(â
Thank you!
I will continue to call The Creature âFrankensteinâ and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.
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All I can think of is that tweet about how we arenât a species designed to last
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A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say âgo on, itâs ok!â and the little girl shuffled up to me and said âex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?â I am d y i n g
My niece was in the bathroom when I was in the tub and she asked if my tattoos would wash off. I told her they wonât, Iâll have them my whole life.
She asked, âEven when you die?â
I said, âYesâ
She looked me dead in the eye and said, âWhen youâre space dust your tattoos will be starsâ
âWHEN YOUâRE SPACE DUST YOUR TATTOOS WILL BE STARS.â
this was so fucking precious.
Probably late to the game but...
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Donât take anything personally. Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you wonât be the victim of needless suffering.
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Tonight, my brother showed me a video of a woman lip syncing (I think?) to a song where the lyrics âI want to be ninjaâ were sung with what I found to be an offensively stereotypical version of an East Asian accent. By a Caucasian woman. To a large crowd of people (who were at the very least white-passing), some were even recording the bilge on their phones. And there was one distinct Asian-looking woman in the crowd who looked terribly uncomfortable.
I tried telling my brother that it wasnât funny; that âcomedyâ at the expense of another nationâs culture, and especially an over-generalized charicature, wasnât funny.
My parents were in the same room while this was all happening. In fact, they were shown the video prior to me seeing it. My mum said that âplaying it once is okay, but if you play it again and again then itâs bad cuz youâre making fun of them.â Then as I went to leave, my dad started with the anecdote he always liked to tell me growing up. It was something my late grandfather used to tell him after hearing mean comments from other people at school. He goes, âWhy do you listen to them? Are they telling the truth? Yes? Then why are you getting mad, if itâs true? No? Then why are you getting mad at them when it isnât true?â
I just went to my room. I didnât know what else to do. I couldnât handle it. Maybe I was being sensitive. Maybe I didnât handle myself or the situation properly.
Iâm never sure, these days.
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