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[inahiddenplace]

u know what’s weird.. that i’m going to like.. keep getting older.. and like i’m going to change.. experience personal growth and character development and shit.. like that’s wild

[bob-belcher]

[eggzaki]

americans don’t deserve a solar eclipse. someone move the moon

[littlespacecase]

In astrology solar eclipses are strongly associated with the downfall of leaders. This eclipse will deliver us.

[parentless-suggestions]

“wow you’re so mature for your age!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!”

thanks, i raised me myself

[chryselephantinechaos]

Also see: “aren’t you too old now to be acting like this??!?!?!??!?!?!????”

i never had a real childhood

[hom0genic]

[memes-r-memes]

Me explaining my life to people

[100493503004422]

*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?

[serialchilller-deactivated20240]

Fuck me as hard as my anxiety does

[traumaticbackstory]

Just Abused Kid Things

Always eating in your room and not liking to eat at tables because you’ll get yelled at

[ithelpstodream]

[bodyglitter]

im scared that tomorrow imma fuck around and look at the sun on accident

[thepuppyclub]

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[joshmuratori]

[nevver]

No particular place to go, Emmanuel Monzon

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[carazelaya]