No One Here Gets Out Alive

From another planet🖖🏽

[stryker2-6]

[theletters2juliet]

[especially]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

[thatonenerdgirl]

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

[topshelfbottom-deactivated20190]

that’s… frustrating

[redline-the-senses]

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

[blck-xcvi]

[meadowkitten]

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

[weedhumors]

[hollywoodherr]

[purephaser]

Blue shorts was throwing that thang back

[brooklynsbittersweet]

CLASSIC

[minimexd]

Blue shorts where she at

[m00nba3]

Still my fav video on this whole site

[klefable]

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

[ruinedchildhood]

at no point during this video did i know what was about to happen next.

[sarcastic-and-witty-username]

My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever

It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides.

Please someone make it stop.

Nic Cage is haunting me in my dreams now.

I mean, it was a free pillow but AT WHAT COST!!!!

[3rdfelony-deactivated20220811]

[hismami]

spread love

[sleepin]

[ruinedchildhood]

[trulyvincent]

Cecropia Moth

[magic-human-bean]

The way it moves!! Majestic!!! Mythical beast!!

[lastsonlost]

But how did you get a camera all the way to Monster Island?

[celestial-naiad]

@crankyda3rd aaaaah

[crankyda3rd]

Lorge

[i-want-spankings-deactivated201]

[i-want-spankings-deactivated201]

This is possibly the coolest video I’ve ever taken.

[mygirlsaremollymarylucy]

wow I love this!!

[pissed-wav]

This is so good for my anxiety

[uniofadifferentcolor]

I’ve reblogged this so many times

[korpsekitten]

Said I’d never wear another hat like this but MFC is worth it 💚