Pray For The Wicked

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[nostalgic-soda]

Me when the song has themes of horribly unhealthy and obsessive love

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[midnasterspine]

[noma-is-here]

i love extremely cryptic memes about House of Leaves, because they seem completely nonsensical to someone who hasn't read it, but they're actually a fairly accurate portrayal of how it feels to read peak fiction.*

*multiple sources contest this statement.** even with knowledge of the text they are hard to parse.

**said sources were never clarified, named nor referenced further. their existence thus remains dubious at best

[biilodyfangs]

[stuckonswan]

There's something about an Ali Hazelwood book that just has me zooming through it till the wee hours of the morning on a work night.

Who cares that I have to open the branch in four hours when Adam Carlsen is saying "You can take it?"

[thelesbobaggins]

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

[thestuffedalligator]

This was funnier in my head

[tiny-sub-bun]

If this was funnier in your head, I’m astonished you’re not just wheezing and laughing silently on the floor

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

happy pride month

[resetmypatientviolence]

When you attend a Sleep Token concert:

[ruinedchildhood]

[great-lakes-swamp-thing]

Congrats, man, you got this

[probablybadrpgideas]

Give players insanely powerful artifacts early game and then. no place to use them

For instance, the Orb of Dragon Command or whatever its called. but no dragons

­Sorry, last dude commanded the dragons to be celibate

[ruinedchildhood]

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[cloudykoookie]

I

[darlinglittlemeg]

some of the main men in the Aliverse

Adam: I want her to know that I care and I’ll do it from afar if I have too

Levi: I am untterly in love with her

Jack: gurl who broke you

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[cloudykoookie]

I

[cannibalchicken]

[movie-gifs]

The Mummy dir. Stephen Sommers | 1999