sitting in her pink golf cart, her feet up on the seats as she scrolled through a paparazzi news feed on her phone. she took a sip from the caramel iced coffee in her hand before shaking her head in disbelief and letting out a forced and sarcastic laugh. “god, the shit that these guys come up with is amazing.” she called out to a passerby. “we should give them a job writing on one of the shows at the studio.”














