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thegoodvybe

milestellers

psychadelicvibrations

slavefarmer-deactivated20140419

cyberho

my type of public transportation

iandsharman

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

sharkchunks

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

wakingfromthewater

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

myshipssank

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

mochachild

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

HOW

THE

FUCK

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

zooophagous

Bob Ross teaches you using layering and color theory, which are principles which work no matter what you paint with. Some materials won’t blend the same as oils obviously, but as Ross himself said, “you can paint with almost anything.”

Paint along with whatever you have, it’s great practice.

steel-kun

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

dream-cassette

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

steel-kun

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

maxeth

evidence 1:

shattered-earth

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

trisshawkeye

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

cousinnick

Paul Bunyan cryptid confirmed

maaktubb

brown-lesbian

Last year, my grandma asked me if I had a boyfriend. And I realized, in that moment, that I’d quite forgotten to come out to Grandma.

aroseforno-one-deactivated20221

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive

damnlexa

That moment of utter disappointment LGBT people go through every now and then

this was so pure

Bob Ross gets it.

yeezus-fish

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

sixpenceee

4gifs

socially-awkward-supervillian

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

youwinagainmoffat-blog

jesus that is good to know.

chandra75-deactivated20180905

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

magehenry-moved-blog

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

pkmnbreederbrianna

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!