Clean And Dope Like Heroin Soap

[doomedmutual]

[phlebasthebroenician]

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[lilysaus-reblogs]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

[myspace]

[leighlew3]

One of the most incredible yet undeniably insane things to me is the way Kara so often (especially during conflicts in S3 / S5 or tender moments any time) said Lena's name so... breathless, so desperate... as if her name was the most sacred thing. As if her soul yearned, nay ached for her so deeply.

An interesting acting choice from Benoist.

[duel-of-the-dolls]

the drama! 👀👀

[sophie-baek]

HANNAH MONTANA (2006 - 2011) HANNAH MONTANA'S 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL (2026)

[hitmonvers]

[willgrahamscock]

[hanniballecterscock]

things are getting… spicy in the spice section

[willgrahamscock]

[beardedmrbean]

[sacred-portal]

[anxietyproblem]

[mindflamer]

[podcastwizard]

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

[friend-crow]

Can't wait until AI has been tumblr poisoned and I'll be able to type in "Some of y'all," as a prompt and receive a post which is both perfect in its approximation of the tumblr shaming tone, and completely inscrutable in meaning.

[bugghutt-deactivated20240622]

I asked gpt for a shitpost starting "some of y'all" and honestly..

"Some of y'all never had to decipher the cryptic messages of a pre-coffee barista and it really shows. Here you are, walking around with your clarity and straightforward communication, never having experienced the thrill of translating a grunt into 'your usual latte, but make it sad today.' And then you wonder why your plants are dying – it's because even they know you lack the essential life skill of understanding unspoken despair. How do you even function in a world that thrives on the ambiguity of social cues? Oh, to live a life so unburdened by the profound depth of early morning beverage miscommunication."

[friend-crow]

THE FUTURE IS UPON US

[striders]

wish i could call in bitchy to work

[striders]

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

[ukulelekatie]

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

[romanimp]

#not to brag but im so fckn good at this