[sunshines-child]

[luxmoogle]

𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆝⋆.˚ 𓇼 Making new friends~ 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆝⋆.˚ 𓇼

[beforebloodbooks]

Shakespeare Plays Be Like:

Macbeth: Most violent route in any given situation.

Othello: Pillowfighting with deadly consequences that wouldn't happen if someone, somewhere, would listen to a fucking woman.

Hamlet: Girl Regrets Listening to Ayesha Erotica's Hit Single "Emo Boy" and Taking Lyrics to Heart.

Much Ado About Nothing: Bi4Bi couple outdo The Heteros at their own game by calling each other 'bitch' for 4 hours.

Romeo&Juliet: Everyone dies and the media still think this is an idyllic love story.

Twelfth Night: Wake up, losers. New Gender just dropped.

Midsummer Night's Dream: We're all on coke. And glitter.

[christiancody]

ELLE FANNING as Effie Trinket THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING dir. Francis Lawrence WOODY HARRELSON as Haymitch Abernathy THE HUNGER GAMES dir. Gary Ross

[c0ff33-and-tv]

Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?

[murasaki-cha]

"Blackjack! Where the hell have you been loca?"

[pinehutch]

Really big problem: world hard cold and full of obligations, but duvet warm

[pinehutch]

In duvet: warm cozy. Everything as it should be

Outside duvet: debacle

[iphigeniacomplex]

clinically diagnosed O.C.D. OSTENTATIOUS CUNTY DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And of course also the terrors.

[perccyjackson]

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS | 2x05: We Check In to C.C.’s Spa & Resort

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[nitewrighter]

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

[theonlycabbage]

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

[wellwornworldwalker]

It took Annabeth 5 seconds to fold and confess to Percy “we are friends and friends don’t lie” Jackson. I don’t know if Chiron overestimated Annabeth’s lying skills or underestimated Percy’s friendship powers. Boy is out here making empathy links with the power of friendship.

[raspberrysgod]

[agirlwithachakram]

What Scott thought was happening:

Shane: haha you played badly

Scott: I am annoyed with you and the other famously good young player who also made fun of me last night

Shane: SHUT YOUR FUCK UP I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

What Shane thought was happening:

Shane: I am gently ribbing you! As is the custom in our sport! Making a bid for connection with a guy I think is my friend, sort of?

Scott: Get out of my face and go suck your Russian boyfriend's cock, f*****

Shane: If I don't freak out, he'll know I'm gay. PUSSY. GO HOME OLD MAN. is that suitable yelling? i better attack him physically also!!

[ormundshightower]

The arenas of the 10th // 50th // 74th // 75th Hunger Games

[rylandsgrace]

JOSEPH ZADA as HAYMITCH ABERNATY

The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping (2026) dir. Francis Lawrence

[miffski]

(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil

[marisatomay]

The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”