But Alas, I Live

I’m chronically sleepy, and in pain. Will rant about politics, whatever book I’m reading atm, and whatever else I’m hyperfixating on. I guarantee that this blog has no theme.

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[threedollarsdotcom]

the flesh is weak and the mind? also not so strong

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dogpuppy]

[gonzos-humansona]

my brother wanted me to make a mii of myself so he could put me on his island so our miis could be best friends, but then he asked me with genuine confusion why I dressed my mii like a 9 year old boy. as devastating as this is, its even worse because that is an outfit I own in real life and frequently wear. so. considering taking a drastic action of some kind today.

[stuffandthingsthings]

Incredibly on brand from gonzos humansona

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[waitingforthet]

Cinderella is public domain but Disney might come after me for “bippity boppity.”

[adorablesnakes]

I am not sure if I have ever been as excited as this snake is about its egg.

[spineless-lobster]

The lion does not concern himself with the large suspicious wooden horse outside the city gates

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[goth-queen]

[my-dailydreams]

[gaytanic-panic]

[my-dailydreams]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[phierecycled]

“And during the darkest days of the AIDS crisis we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night, and it was the dance that kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for.” — Dan Savage

keep dancing. keep finding joy. keep fighting.