Stuff My Kids Say

Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME. (main sideblog is lavender-lily)

[gaysie]

ive been repeating this in my head since i read it and i fear its not getting better

[stuffmykidssay]

“No no no. It would be ‘it’s giving it’s JOEVER’. This guy doesn’t know ball.” - Rue

[stuffmykidssay]

Me: Hey, how was class?

Jay: movie

Jay: (leaves the room)

(he is a film major)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Mr. Krabs sold the Krusty Krab to make NFTs.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[stuffmykidssay]

“He would sell *Spongebob* to make NFT’s.” - Roux

[stuffmykidssay]

Roux: Tumblr memes are like, ‘Jimbo the Jumbo Juicemaker’. It’s all nonsense.

Me: gotta be honest, you’d do numbers

[stuffmykidssay]

God forbid women do anything. 🙄

(Roux gets nosebleeds. Today’s was bad enough for me to pick them up from school.)

[stuffmykidssay]

-Roux

[chongoblog]

[stuffmykidssay]

-Roux

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Roux likes to keep me updated on what they’re working on, but they rarely give context without prompting.

[stuffmykidssay]

[stuffmykidssay]

Roux likes to keep me updated on what they’re working on, but they rarely give context without prompting.

[depsidase]

[stuffmykidssay]

“Biblically accurate borzoi” - Brandon

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[stuffmykidssay]

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“You know when you meow at your cat and they get confused? That’s what happens when you say ‘I forgor’ to me.”

-Roux

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

im fucking crying this is so funny

[thebadchoicemachine]

Is your dog the bull from the last unicorn

[stuffmykidssay]

“It was a sacrifice to Poseidon.” - Roux

[stuffmykidssay]

“Well, this was an enlightening experience. I hope it never happens to me again.”

-Roux

[restacks]

Do you sell prints of your shrimp painting? I want to hang it over my desk. As a reminder.

hi, thank you! more prints will be available soon, watch this space.

[stuffmykidssay]

I love it. 😍

[pictures-of-dogs]

a new menu item at the local sushi chain

HELL YEAH

[stuffmykidssay]

SALMON SLAMMIN SATURDAY

[stuffmykidssay]

When I got out of the pool this morning and got close enough to my phone for my watch to reconnect, I saw that I had texts from Roux. My first thought was that they were sick, or having a panic attack. But it was just this: