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homo-sex-shoe-whale

THERE'S A FROG IN MY ROOM WHAT

homo-sex-shoe-whale

SIR THIS IS THE SECOND FLOOR

homo-sex-shoe-whale

I'M DRUNK I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIM HOW DID HE GET HERE WHAT DO I DO I'M NOT CAPABLE OF PROTECTING HIMMMMM

homo-sex-shoe-whale

You know, I'm a city girl so I'm usually scared of any wildlife but he's actually pretty cute. I'm gonna call him Charlie

homo-sex-shoe-whale

Charlie and I are already the best of friends I gave him a McDonald's coupon because what if he's hungry

homo-sex-shoe-whale

He needs to spice up the look if we're gonna be friends I'm helping him out with some band merch

solarwreathe

happy 6th birthday to sock opera (yes, it was 6 years ago.)

stujoan

more like yesterday, haha

I totally watched this whole show in two days

mossy-fool

thank you to @stujoan for informing me that I’ve listened to Spotify roughly for 1/7 part of the year.

stujoan

You’re welcome

thatsthat24

Troubles in the Bedroom 🛌

andhumanslovedstories

The amount of plot that happens in the first episode of yugioh is absolutely astonishing and I’d say a tribute to efficient story telling but it’s less efficient and more like a hologram monster hand grabbed me by the throat and dragged me through a city block at 65 mph

andhumanslovedstories

So there’s an ancient Egyptian shadow game and a pharaoh who sacrificed his life to contain it in millennials and then in modern day we have this game called Duel Monsters and this group of friends who play it and one of them has a grandpa with an extremely rare card and so this teenage CEO comes to his game store to try to buy the card but when he can’t, 15 year old Jeff Bezos—who attends the same high school as the working class main characters—sends some thugs to force the grandpa to play a game of duel monsters against him, which the grandpa does because he wants to teach Rich Boy a lesson about the heart of the cards except he loses so badly that it causes him some sort of physical injury and needs to be taken to the hospital, so Yugi needs to duel to teach Kaiba a lesson, and this group of teens we just met draw a smilie face on their hands to prove their friendship is unbreakable, and then they reference that Yugi has a Millenium Puzzle which should help him win, and then if we’re wondering what that means, the enormous pyramid he wears around his neck glows and he transforms into a person who is functionally identical to himself but Taller and Hotter, and we have just reached the ten minute mark of the first episode.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I’ve been thinking about this TikTok for a week

kaijuno

tiktokers be like “emotionally abusing my s/o prank xoxo :)))”

thatnoulguyorsomething

Ok yeah funny but a lot of people an tiktok are queer?

kaijuno

??????????????????????

vyctornikiforov

HOW CAN

THIS BOY

BE REAL?!

holdup-deactivated20190324

he isnt? hes a cartoon character

drearyhours

my favorite trope is the thing star trek does where when a character lists something and they’ll list real things/people but add 1 thats fictional, like “great writers such as shakespeare, robert frost, edgar allan poe and zaxar the giant rat man“

thesubcon10ent

Idk anything about Star Trek and this trope is absolutely hilarious but I’m also a big fan of the opposite of this trope, where the character is listing things that aren’t real but they’ll add 1 thing that’s real at the end

scene118

good morning to all the breasts, honkerz, bazongers, knockers, bongos, tatas, titties, tits, racks, papas, bosoms, bazookas, boobers, tatas majores, mammary glands, bazooms, baps, tig ol biddies, chesticles, bazoombas, cha chas, hunka hunkas, awooga boogas, badonkers, dobonhonkeros, hadonkadonkas, milkers, tetas and titty tity boing boings

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong

staccatostark-deactivated201811

wait how big are they then

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

closer to pumpkins

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

what you have to remember is the kiwi fruit is their unfertilized egg, so use that as a size reference

bard-irl

Oh no kiwi eggs are much larger than kiwifruit

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Only the fertilized ones the unfertilized ones are sold in grocery stores as fruit

bookwyrmyparadicsom

i see no difference

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the fuzzy layer is the avian equivalent of the endometrium (mucous membrane lining the uterus); it helps prevents infection. all types of kiwi eggs have them, but it is typically reabsorbed by the body by the time a fertilized egg is finished growing. if an egg isn’t fertilized and stops growing, the body simply passes the egg, lining and all, and tries again.

my-nickname-atrocy

then why can’t we crack open the egg like we can with other unfertilized bird eggs

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

that’s another feature unique to the kiwi! (and possible some extinct related birds.) the eggs don’t calcify until the later stages of embryo maturation. this is because kiwi birds have one of the largest egg-to-body ratios in the bird world. the eggs take up a huge amount of space in the mother’s body. keeping the egg soft-shelled until it’s mature gives the internal organs more room to safely do their job.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it’s theorized that the strong resemblance between kiwi ‘fruit’ (aka the unfertilized eggs) and newly hatched birds is a survival mechanism. the average nest contains several unfertilized eggs, which researchers believe may serve as a distraction in the event a predator invades the nest, giving the real hatchling time to escape.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

unclefather

me wearing a dog collar and leash looking up at my manfriend in his trench coat and fedora: let’s go out in public where you can walk me like i’m a dog in front of people who are visibly uncomfortable

thecybersmith

IT’S NOT A FL*PPING FEDORA, IT’S A BOWLER HAT!!!!!!!

an-average-sized-person

Keeo goobin’ goober. A fedora is a fedora is a fedora.

thecybersmith

Anyway, with regards to the original post, what would actually be wrong with that? There’s no mention of public nudity, nor of treating the human pet in a way that would be considered strange for a dog.

Should people be obliged to modify their behaviour so that the irrationally prejudicial do not experience discomfort?

an-average-sized-person

“Irrationally prejudiced” motherfucker admit you have a petplay fetish. there’s no shame in it on this website.

thecybersmith

Okay… just please consider the following scenario. It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my human pet (whose genitals are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants). If my family and I then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home? H*ck it all, let’s consider a more extreme scenario. It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, without my wife and children (for whatever reason, they haven’t accompanied me), with my surgically modified human pet (wearing a collar) being lead in by it’s leash. My pet has been spayed/neutered (though you can’t tell because its genitals -along with its boobies if its a female- have been covered up), it has no vocal chords, and it walks on all fours not by choice, but because its toes have been removed, along with the tendons in its ankles being severed (it may also have had its thumbs and the last two segments of each finger amputated, making it easier to care for -no fingernails to trim-). Perhaps I’ve even (humanely) removed its eyes, making it less independent. Even in this scenario, I haven’t infringed upon your liberties. “Irrationally prejudiced” is precisely what you are.