The circuit is set to break

Think of it this way; I am subversive most the time; I come in many flavors, mostly witty and sarcastic (sometimes strawberry). I am more often than not, a bit boring. I know a shit ton of trivia, including but not limited to facts about Christmas, the etymology of the word trivia, strip club factoids. And overall I am pretty much a Bamf.

[mikelogan]

SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard 'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul

[habeascorpseus]

Favorite DnD Podcast Poll

Critical Role

Dimension 20

Not Another DnD Podcast

Just Roll With It

Dungeons and Daddies

High Rollers DnD

Rusty Quill Gaming

The Adventure Zone

Girls Who Don't DnD

Voting ended onOct 5, 2023

And please do reblog this, I have a hunch at who the winners might be but I honestly wouldnt know unless this reached its widest audience.

[habeascorpseus]

so i immediately recognize the flaw in this poll coming from a just roll with it fan account (for the most part nowadays) but also this is fucking hilarious

[stultusalio]

Setting: playing ttrpg where when rolling a d20 you want low numbers.

Bounty hunter: *after rolling a number of 20s from several dice* I was never this lucky in dnd.

Barbarian "Dad" lich: try this generic die.

Bounty hunter: *rolls a 15* finally!!

20 minutes later

Human? Bounty hunter: *rolls a 20* *whispers* nooooo

Gm: this is literally ridiculous. Roll again.

Human? Bounty hunter: *rolls another 20* whyyyyyyyy

Gm: I think your dice...are weighted

Human? Bounty hunter: but I used them last game and they rolled all varied numbers!!!

Gm: roll again

Human? Bounty hunter: *grabs another die, rolls another 20* unintelligible dying noises.

Gm: *hands Bounty hunter a new die* Again.

Witch "look at these epaulets" wizard: you need to buy a lottery ticket

Human? Bounty hunter: *rolls a 7, crying* I actually do the thing...

Barbarian "dad" lich: the statistical probability of you rolling 3 20s in a row is about .0125 percent.

Witch "look at these epaulets" wizard: and that's the second time tonight over 5 dice you have done that.

Human? Bounty hunter: is it? I didn't notice I was busy dying inside.

Witch "look at these epaulets" wizard: yes!!! So you neeeeeed to buy that lottery ticket

[rylandsgrace]

#The way they probably erased Crowley's memory of heaven. Also the way Crowley offered a hot chocolate to Gabriel just after even though he still hated him because he knew how it feels to remember nothing (insp from this post by @perpetualcontrolleddrowning)

[stultusalio]

Out of context conversations

M: Sadly yes. But we get to look like fuck boys while we die so that's dope I guess.

[cherrystrawberrie]

I`m not gonna explain myself

[manga-and-stuff]

[stultusalio]

Dm: ...and the ring was a ring of fire protection. You see a person might not know you but will react to things you do.

Rogue: ...makes sense..hey wait a second!!

Dm: hmm??

Rogue: I didn't light his warehouse on fire! I blew it up!!

Dm: yes but you burned down the library and blew up a couple of other buildings that then were on fire...

Rogue: ....fair....but always remeber you are the one who gave me this power. I was always going to use it!!

[ducissatenebrarum]

Johannes Högbom

[stultusalio]

Still don't know if my DM killed my whole village, but he did turn my mentor into stone. It's fine though I accidentally broke my mentors hand off and blew up another building.

If you dont have a tragic background your DM will do their darndest to even the playing field.

[stultusalio]

And I was taking a walk

Me: (watching memes with my brother when DND back stories are brought up) Oh! That's right! I think the DM killed off my whole village!!

Bro: ...you...you think? You don't know???! What the fuck?

Me: Yeah I was sent a letter from my sibling saying something along the lines "since we are the only ones we have left in the world..." You know to emotionally manipulate me into coming to her side.

Bro: Oh and why don't you know??

Me: I didn't go talk to her, I just had a nice walk that day.

Bro: What was your group doing??

Me: Well the paladin and necromancer were on a dream quest saving a trickster god and the artificer was sneaking around ....incidentally almost being killed by my sister.

Bro: And you were taking a walk

Me: and I was taking a walk.

[stultusalio]

You know I always thought the story would go. We defeat the pestilence demon’s cult, get rid of the greed demon’s pet wizard and finally reseal the Greed demon. 

But no, the parties unstable necromancer who steals dinosaur bones and the artificer with the attention span of a gnat which builds great items, but only uses them once want to kill the literal most innocent NPC because it “may delay the “evil” guys plans for like two weeks.”

On the other side trying to plot a course where this doesn’t happen is the paladin with wings who so far single handedly cured a priest of the pestilence god and the non magical rogue who has destroyed 2 pivotal buildings to the bad guys and has a scroll that destroys the world and the key to open the portal to another plane. 

We are going to kill each other.

[stultusalio]

Rogue: What doesn’t kill me makes me REAL cocky about the next thing that tries that shit

[c0rpseductor]

i was in hot topic like 2 days ago and im immeasurably angry every time i go and more of the, like, 3 square feet of space in HT is dedicated to fucking funko pops and disney merchandise. half the rack of band shirts they used to have is GONE and replaced with like bnha shit. please i just want a nice edgy band shirt or like some skinny jeans or something

[c0rpseductor]

this is an emo rights violation

[c0rpseductor]

i feel like a grizzled old cowboy in a shitty western watching the death of cattle herding culture every time i go into hot topic and the tripp pants are missing

[karazrel]

[jessicalprice]

“...and the American way”

This piece by Harebrained Schemes art director Mike McCain is so gorgeous and I love it and if you want a print of it, you can buy it here. 

100% of proceeds go to the ACLU.

[kijiboop]

*slams reblog so fast*

[thebootydiaries]

[captainlordauditor]

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

[fgrobichiko]

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

[captainlordauditor]

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

[fgrobichiko]

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

[captainlordauditor]

swing by you say

[fgrobichiko]

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

[rootbeergoddess]

The spider bite gives them the power of puns