sit and feast on your life

[lesenfantsducinema]

[honeybee-fuzz]

I went to a Q&A seminar with Antoni and Karamo and they told us that at Queer Eye auditions Jonathan literally ran from room to room yelling “WHERE IS SHE” over and over again and while everyone assumed it was about the casting director or something it was, in fact, about a Starbucks cup he’d lost, and I need you all to know that Jonathan lives on maximum 24/7. He is a force that cannot be contained

[jxhn-mulaney]

some of y’all have never gone to make a happy birthday card, and thought “i don’t need to trace it. i know how big letters should be,” and begun with a big-ass H, followed by a big-ass A and… oh, no! oh, god! ok, all right. real skinny P with a high hump, and then we’ll put the second P below the hump of that first P, sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation. and now you have no room for the Y, so you do a kind of curled-up noodle Y. block letters and cursive look good together. and then you go to write “Birthday” and you totally forget the lesson you just learned with “Happy.” you’re like, “yeah, but the past is the past. big-ass B. surely more letters will fit in the same space,” and it really shows.

[sugablum]

[slowitdowngoeasy]

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[girlschasinggirls]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kevinskeller]

[mcavoy]

[thenatsdorf]

Dominos with playing cards. (1Italianlurker)

[whitepeopletwitter]

This is an actual tweet.

[hashtagloveloses]

so uh i might have cried into my pint of ice cream at an entire squad of past elphabas and glindas singing For Good together for the Wicked 15th anniversary concert

[whenharrymetsallys]

[supersaiyansadie]

thIS IS THE BEST PUN EVER AND IF YOU DON’T AGREE GET OUT

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

honestly i didn’t realise that was a pun st first bc English Officers in the first world war were just Like That

[hotboyproblems]

it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time

[lovelyyylittlelonely-deactivate]

I swear everyone screamed that lyric so fuckin loud at warped

[rock-allday]

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

[revvann-deactivated20181218]

I was always afraid of Ohio

[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-memedaddy]

[queereyegifs]

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

how dare my skin break out just because of my terrible diet and total disregard of regimented skincare