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fucked up that it is statistically likely that there is someone on earth right now who is talking shit about ska punk

the upside if we all focus our psychic energies on this person right now the resonance should be enough to make this person shit themselves

stupid-hacker

fuck I just shit myself

This is almost as bad as ska punk

#pokemon

ascendingconures

adz

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

dietspam16

maniatown

I’m the opposite of a linguistic purist. I think we should all start saying more things wrong so language evolves faster. I’m bored

kiyotakamine

munchlax is pretty hot

kiyotakamine

happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot

tabaquis-barking

Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass or a scammer.

In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws aren’t hard to find either, so while there’s minimal effort involved here, weavile isn’t really special.

Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult Pokémon in ANY of the games—if not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a Pokémon would turn up on the tree. Several of the Pokémon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldn’t change the DS system’s time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counter—so you HAD to wait six hours for a Pokémon to show up.

It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the tree’s location, and tree could summon any of the “honey tree Pokémon…”

Except. Fucking. Munchlax.

Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guess—because the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your game’s data and then doing some weird complicated math.

That’s not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isn’t done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry.

Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate.

ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100.

So to recap—4/21 honey trees (and you don’t know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. That’s it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find Pokémon.

And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!!

In conclusion;

Munchlax is pretty hot… Try again.

Bitch.

okartichoke

Turnabout Sisters played poorly on stakes in tears of the kingdom

yvfu

there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce

skluug

crazy that soy can be turned into both flavorless texture and textureless flavor. maybe we should try just keeping both?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Let's try for neither. Take the texture and the flav

Oh wait that's soy milk. Rescind post.

baglieg

bumblebeebats

Absolutely fucking unhinged behaviour from iMessage here. Never have I seen two more different emotions in my life.

menschy-deactivated20141216

rocketmantis

victusinveritas

stupid-hacker

As a midwesterner, I only learned like a year ago that this sounds weird to other people.

This is just how I talk and it never once crossed my mind that it wasn't standard everywhere

charl0ttan

for each trans person who is unable to acquire hrt or safely transition in any way i will break the fingers of every single cis person on the planet

fivepoint13

If “person” includes children then kys

charl0ttan

sorry i m eant just children

astrogalaga

This is actually the funniest Pokémon card

stupid-hacker

Legit tho the coolest thing about Pokemon cards is how utterly unafraid they are to directly reference in-game lore

senorbouquet

gjjuddmk2

matkatkitkat

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…