Stupid Ranger Questions

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“Do y’all have your waterfalls turned on today?”

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*Visitor pulls up in the wrong lane* Sir, do you have a pass?

*Holds up McDonald’s receipt* 

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“We have to pay to get in?”

Yes ma’am, its 7 dollars

“Just to come in and have lunch quickly?”

Yes. The 7 dollars is an entry fee. 

“Well... we are just here from out of town and we just want to have a picnic with our guinea pig. I don’t understand why we have to pay the entry fee.”

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(mumbling) “Hey, someone done killed a geese down there on 59th and Lee Road.”

“I’m sorry, what? A goose?”

(angrily) “NO...a geese!” *sigh of discontent*   

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“Can you give me directions to the park?”

uuuuuuuhhhhhh....you’re here; this is the park. Lol! literally got this question 3 times yesterday. 

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“Is that a quarter mile by foot or by car?”

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“This is a park? Where are the rides?”

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“Umm yes, could you give me directions to the first shelter on the left”