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The 60-acre Cool Patch Pumpkins corn maze in Dixon, CA, is so big that people routinely call 911 for help getting out, even though they have a map that details every twist and turn.

Yeaaaahhh… no thanks.

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stupidshitperiod

who wants to go with me?

georgetakei

When you’re bad at dealing with other people’s emotions.

Source: I Fucking Love This

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NEW Quintis vid

#quintis #relationship goals #just scorpion things

basiliskhallward

ever since i started telling people i was anosmic they’re always like “can you taste??” and in the past i was always like “yeah i can taste totally normally” because i love food. food is super important to me and it brings me joy when nothing else does i fucking love food ok lmao but recently i’ve kinda discovered that i can’t taste as well as most people. i just can’t. if you put oregano in that stew i’ll never know. i can tell a light roast coffee from a dark roast coffee but god knows i can’t taste the “hints of chocolate”. i like salty things and i like sweet things and i like spicy things (but like. mediumly spicy. because i’m white af lmao) and that’s as refined as my pallet will ever be and i’ll never be able to appreciate a meal at a $200-a-plate restaurant with world renowned chefs over one at the averagely priced restaurant down the street and i will never be able to know or care about the difference between most spices. and i’m ok with that now i think. food is still good even if i’ll never be like a food critic or smth

stupidshitperiod

I need to save this as my wallpaper on my phone so I don’t have to describe this every time someone says “then why don’t you always eat healthy? If you can’t taste then just each broccoli and celery for every meal.”

#missunderstanding #anosmi #no nose

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Five things to NOT say to an anosmic

I see articles and lists all the time about “x number of things you shouldn’t say to *insert group of people here.*” There’s one for women who don’t want kids, women who have kids, ones that have nothing to do with women or kids, there’s one for just about everyone.

But I’ve never seen one for anosmics. (Someone who does not have their sense of smell). So I thought I would make one. Here are a few things that, as an anosmic, I am sick of hearing but hear all the time by people who just found out I can’t smell. Here goes.

1. Wait, you can’t smell anything? Not even really strong farts, or flowers, or anything? Like I could fart in your face and you wouldn’t know?

K, couple things. First, who farts in someone else’s face? That’s just weird and gross. Second, someone who is missing the sense of smell generally cannot smell anything. You wouldn’t ask a blind person if they could at least see that really big mountain, or that brilliant sunset.

2. You’re so lucky that you can’t smell dog shit or garbage dumps!

Again, you wouldn’t tell a blind person how lucky they are to not see, I don’t know… all the crappy sights there are in the world, or a deaf person how lucky they are that they can’t hear nails on a chalkboard. Why not treat anosmia with the same sensitivity and respect as blindness or deafness??? True, I can’t smell the crappy shit, but I also can’t smell cinnamon rolls baking on a Sunday morning. Or more importantly, I couldn’t smell the gas leak that preceded the natural gas explosion that occurred in my apartment two years ago. So f*** off.

3. Oh, so you can’t taste either, then.

Are you asking me, or are you telling me? ‘Cause I understand genuine curiosity, but if you’re presuming to tell me what I can and can not do, (no doubt based on your extensive knowledge and expertise on anosmia, a condition that 5 seconds ago you had never heard of), then it’s very good that you’re reading this list. Keep reading.

4. How do you know you can’t smell? Have you ever tried?

Hahaha, I DARE you to say this to a blind/deaf person. 'Have you ever tried to see/hear anything?’ How do YOU know that you CAN smell? Or do anything, for that matter? Just because I was born this way and don’t know any different, doesn’t mean that in my 27 years on this planet I haven’t noticed that everyone else can detect something that I can’t. I mean, how does a deaf person know that they can’t hear? Sounds ridiculous, right? It’s equally ridiculous to say to an anosmic. So don’t.

5. If I had to pick one sense to lose, I would pick smell.

See #2 above.

#anosmia #no nose #people suck #insensitive

basiliskhallward

please reblog this if you have anosmia (little to no sense of smell)!

don’t reblog more than once or both reblog and like please, that skews the numbers. :3

anosmiaconfessions

4. I'm constantly worried whenever anyone complains of a smell, that it might be me.

#anosmia #no nose

jessicajones616

I’ve been thinking about why we’re so good together.

kisstini

💙💜

stupidshitperiod

I need a crazy to match mine

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wndrboydoesntcare

What the hell did I just watch?

confusedtree-deactivated2013092

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

oldfrax

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

asociate

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

gaymerlag

This is ocarina of time. This is it.

charalanahzard

Reblogging again because it’s so great.

stupidshitperiod

I want to get a bunch of friends together in a park and LARP like this. ^_^

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Uploaded for a friend

highestkey

this one came out way better than mine so I’m reblogging haha

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distantmiracle

Sorry, did you mean: Human Rights?

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kaleckhamet

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not enough notes

tomorrowwillbebetteripromise

This.

leahlovebug1223

SUPPORTER

this

stupidshitperiod

ZZZZZ

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Wolverine

luciuspatronus

Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It'll make sense later.

generationiii-blog

OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE

helenndamnation

Listen up, folks!

My older sister and her best friend (23 and 22 years of age) are Pinterest enthusiasts, and they had the audacity to tell me it was so much better than Tumblr.

I called them both peasants. They declared war.