hey moon,

Abbi | 26 | usa | she/her

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[petrykora]

Meadow in the morning ☘️

Today I had to be at work at 6 am. When I arrived at my bus stop, this beautiful sunrise landing on the meadow delighted my eyes. Sometimes I really want to live a little longer.

[winged-void]

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[mbmbimbo]

i know everyone loves baby seals, but sometimes i really am blown away by their whimsy. they took a teddy bear and made it a mermaid. i feel very wonderful knowing we live on the same planet as puppy mermaid teddies

[byjove]

why are art museums the only museums with cafeterias? imagine if you just got done walking through a civil war museum and there was a place offering hardtack and soup beans and really bad coffee based on the rations of a union soldier

[cosmicretreat]

[targetedknowledge]

[mockwa]

[johnturturro]

All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

[schinako]

Rabbits and triangles🐇

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[snoopylovessoup]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[ladyofthebookcase]

sorry this is like genuinely killing me. my head hurts so bad from laughing this much

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[rockabillywife]