[sbraidley-deactivated20180601]

All the prints I ordered have finally arrived!

[90s90s90s]

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*

also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*

[casterpillar-deactivated2019100]

i cannot believe

[tattoome]

[maajenka]

When people walk slow in front of you

[neopats]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep

[tattoosandswag]

[power-chords]

[colourofoctober]

*Has lived in the same house for 9 years*

*Still doesn’t know which light switch is which*

[exploregif-blog]

[bullied]

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

[robertdeniro]

Me in Fight Club

Me: yea I can take a punch Brad Pitt: yeah? *hits me* Me: harder daddy Brad Pitt: what? Me: what?

[ablogaboutmycat]

[unshrink]

Congratulatory Post:

For everyone who survived the first few months of 2016 but is actually dying inside

[bvlma-deactivated20160701]

Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly