Percy Jackson & Piper McLean:
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Percy Jackson & Piper McLean:
The Lost Hero
Readers: Who the fuck is Jason?
Jason: idoNTKNO W
the concept of aromantic jason being hera’s champion……hera as the goddess of marriage not understanding it and just thinking he just has absolutely zero game and sets him up with piper and he dates her for a while, not understanding why he feels so wrong. he has to go on his own self actualization arc to remember. hey. yeah. i don’t like this.
percy jackson and jason grace have chronic pain because fuck you
reblogging this because my point still stands + my fucking legs hurt lmao
happy annabeth chase day to those who celibate
hazel levesque the girl that you are
realistically I don't think the new rome university experience would be fun for percy or annabeth but its really not going to be fun for annabeth cause like imagine a small, competitive, close-knit college of "rome is best" students who come from a society that their gods so rarely interact with that it frequently doesn't happen within their own lifetimes vs 1 (one) daughter of Athena that grew up taking field trips to visit the olympians and has already been actively redesigning mt. olympus for the past couple of years. like they're literally going to hate her so much im so sorry.
look look Annabeth and Percy are coming in as the first ever outsiders after hundreds(?) of years of greek v. roman conflict and where Percy at least has the social buffer of having been a praetor and camp Jupiter witnessed him in battle and is a son of the big three (a feared god at that), so like, all of that is working in his favor, but annabeth? she's really about to waltz in, never having served in the legion, a daughter of minerva (which isn't a thing there), and is already an active architect which theoretically puts her leagues ahead of her classmates within her major. and she's not just any architect, but like, the actual architect for Olympus, which you know is going to fucking inflame her roman classmates that have never ever met their godly parent/grandparent (or any god for that matter). and they're going to try and eat her alive and that's when they're going to find out that Annabeth does Not Play Nice lmao.
Clarisse realising she has the wrong coordinates: Jackson (derogatory)
Percy (who DID try to tell them they were wrong) feeling his name being wrongly invoked out in the open sea:
Every time I remember Thalia's actress in the show is British I laugh. Please keep her British. I need to see Percy making fun of her accent like "bit sad innit pinecone face" when he gets pissed and Thalia electrocuting him with four lightning bolts in a row. It would be extremely in character
btw hearing percy scream “don’t touch her” about luke kneeling down next to annabeth to check her wounds in 2026 was NOT on my bingo card but boy was i gagged
He said abso-fucking-lutely not LMAO
Percy & Tyson Hug Percy Jackson and the Olympians, S02E06
the girl ever
pjo/hoo fans, listen to me. *shakes you* listen to me. read the kane chronicles. read it. have you read it? read it again. i mean it. there's other reasons, but the main one is that i'm out here making genious posts about tkc, and there's so few people to appreciate my massive brain.
reasons you might want to read tkc:
narrated by two different characters. the framing device is that it's being audio recorded, and you can often see snippets of them being like "don't look at me like that sadie" or "carter just kicked me for saying that"
the god tier character that is sadie kane. she's so in touch with her emotions and unafraid to express them, it's refreshing. she's only 13 in the beginning of the trilogy, and she's so ready to tell people off for being pricks. she chews bubblegum and dyes her hair and she's even british. makes fun of her brother. consistently the funniest character in the series, all while not losing impact as a dramatic figure
the gods are seen really differently than in rr's other books. in pjo, the gods are these all-powerful beings and we mustn't anger them. in tkc, they're your buds. your parents have probably had a fistfight in an applebees parking lot with at least two gods. you see a god for drinks every thursday.
gods literally inhabit the human character's bodies, it's like a venom situation. it makes up for some very funny moments.
where pjo/toa is about acknowledging your family has problems and at times, you're fully right to distance yourself from them, because they're horrible people, tkc is about reconnecting with your family again. it's about finding stability in your family, and how they're, in the end, always the ones that are left there for you
incredibly interesting magic system. they have infrastructure built all over the world. not just two wands (rather a wand and a staff) but also a whole magician's kit.
cast is near-entirely made up of people of colour. two main characters that are both mixed, and the series focuses on how their different appearances affect how people treat them. the magicians are mostly descendants of egyptian rulers
canon polyam couple!!
in conclusion: EVERYBODY READ TKC NOW
#biblically accurate percabeth
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!!