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I’m stepping up the lunch napkin game.

#star wars #challengeaccepted #Rey #lunch napkin #this shit just got real

*Imperial March intensifies*

Love this!

#revenge of the sith #revenge if the 5th #star wars #darth vader #kilo ren #knights of ren #the empire #first order #darth maul #darth sidious

Boba Fett and Darth Vader on the Devil’s Seesaw - best bathroom art ever!

#star wars #devilsSeesaw #bobafett #darth vader #number2 #harry potter

showerthoughtsofficial

You can say ‘Nice turn signal, Dick.’ Without moving your lips.

#use your blinker #ShowerThoughts #does your Jag come with blinkers

no-longer-another-bondi-blonde

stylzsmead311

Extremely nice person until you unleash the fury!

#shitjustgotreal #asshole #niceuntilnotnice #dont do it #unleash the fury

Extremely confused about Maggie and Daryl’s decision making …..

#the walking dead #Maggie #daryl dixon #rick grimes #neagan #confused

Glitter Laundry

My daughter has butterfly glitter pants. I started doing laundry and notice an exceedingly amount of glitter on all my clothes. I can only guess all my friends and co-workers will assume I go to the Strip Club every night.

#glitter #strip club #i am ok with this #first world dad problems

Baby Mama Awkwardness

Just recently divorced and picked up my kids for the weekend from my ex-wife’s house. Right before I pull in there are tornado warnings sirens going off. The next 15 mins watching the weather channel together (waiting it out)was so awkward that if I didn’t have my kids I would have left risking being swept away by the tornado! 🌪

#baby mama #tornado #exwife #divorce #awkward #it’s not me it’s you #i hate your face #seriously

The Hill Top is about to break into the Thriller dance!

#the walking dead #zombie #hill top #thriller #wake up

Me watching The Walking Dead this week!

#the walking dead #don’t die #they are shooting like stormtroopers #shit just got real

Divorce just got finalized!

#divorce #freedom #it’s not me it’s you #shit just got real

You kinda look like Ned from the try guys on YouTube.

Sweet ! He is not too shabby - I will take it - thank you. 😀

In The Air Tonight

On the way to work the song “In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins came on while in traffic. The big drum solo part came up so of course I “Air Drumed” the part. Then, I happen to look over and see this nice girl give me nod and thumbs up 👍 Always a great way to start the day!

#in the air tonight #air drumming #crushing it #phill collins #going pro

That moment when you feel old

Took the kids to opening day at Six Flag (ages 5 and 7)- we ran into Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck took pictures, it was a great time. Then, I immediately felt old when both my kids asked me, “Who was that?”

#six flags #bugs bunny #daffy duck #feeling old #living the dream #parent fail

Me watching The Walking Dead right now ......

#the walking dead #Coral

Cake Balls

Nothing like that embarrassing moment when you have to search for “Cake Balls” on your nutrition tracker app when you’re trying to eat healthy for a change. Happy Valentine’s Day!

#cake balls #happy valentines day #eating healthy

There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction

Winston Churchill

#change #winston churchill #right direction #divorce

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