sauce ❄︎ @suavce - Tumblr Blog

this is me inside my soul i'm a horse and i really wish i was a deer and i sit in the corner of the stables and draw pictures of deer in the dirt with my hoof and all the other horses go ugh sauce the weirdo horse that wishes they were a deer and they all whinny and neigh at me and walk away and i cry horse tears and kick my drawing in the dirt and mess it up and go to bed crying but in my dreams im a deer that runs around in the forest

#me #and #will be me forever #my art #sauceverse #horses

vinceight

Based on anonymous request

cutecipher

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

ihatebisexualmen2

gaybichon

not even funny how true this is for me

pchelostas

careful Merlin your Emrys is showing

pansy2025

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

mezzodical

omegaversereloaded

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

absolutejamer

Whippin yo dick all over the place

dogmotif-deactivated20240505

its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"

troutreznor

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

hitmyvape-deactivated20251006

my swag centric lifestyle prevents me from engaging with your gay and lame stuff

bellshazes

bdubs, gayly: okaaaayyyy. [normal] i will be careful. etho, in the same tone: okaayyyyyy [laughs] bdubs, extremely indignant: oh, oh let's just make fun of me [garbled objections] we go back for years! etho: i like how you said that! [more insistent, talking over bdubs] no i LIKED how you said that!! i thought it was good! bdubs: oh it was a nice way? oh okay. [gayly again] okayyyyyy :) etho, copying him again: okaaaayyyyyyy :)