THE GREAT

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[snowsmoked]

Yuna showing Ilya photos of little baby Shane and they get to a photo of a naked two year old Shane grinning at the camera, shirt held up in his triumphant chubby fist. Yuna smiles and tells him how hard it was to keep clothes on Shane and that he’d rip them off whenever they weren’t looking. Without thinking Ilya says “so not much has changed, huh?” and then freezes because he can’t believe he just said that in front of his boyfriend’s mom until Yuna laughs so hard she spills her wine.

[hourphaned]

[sourdwarf]

Shane not believing in God or being religious while Ilya, an Eastern Orthodox Christian, does is so so so important to me

“Shane you don’t believe in God?”

Shane dead serious looking at him “You’re basically my God.”

Ilya devours him

[scramratz]

like yea you shouldn't expect anything out of being a nice person, you should be nice because its a good thing to do, but i can't emphasis enough just how many perks you get by not being an asshole.

[sublimeblizzardgizzard]

Watch The Good Place if the post above made you feel something

[hr-rep]

Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

[hr-rep]

@persimmony-snicket EXACTLYYYY

[appei]

*batman voice* Gerard Way?

[freaksinlovexx]

Cannon

[5nov202-deactivated20210826]

before you post, consider:

is it FUNNY BUT ONLY TO YOU AND A FEW SELECT MUTUALS?

is it USELESS?

is it a COMPLAINT?

will it KILL YOUR FUTURE CAREER?

if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!

[superman-creampieing-batman]

I hear all the talk about Clark being Dick's friend who takes one look at MILF Bruce Wayne and decides that he wants that man bouncing on his dick carnally. But where are the fics where Bruce is Jon's friend aka he gets adopted by the extroverted hyperactive boy and gets to meet the silver-haired-built-like-a-brick-shithouse DILF that is Clark Kent and immediately gets weak in the knees and wet as fuckk.

[thesparklejumpropequinn]

"you can't just lay in your bed all day" watch me.

[semi-completely-original]

my good friend sent me this tweet and i knew i had to get to work..... k's (wo)man huh... ohh yea. its all coming together

[rainbow-femme]

“Shane fuck Shane help we fucked up, we lost Ilya, I swear he was here one second ago and now-“

“Haas, where are you right now?”

“The club by the hotel.”

“And he’s not in the bathroom?”

“No.”

“Not on the roof?”

“No.”

“Not trying to access any of the dancers poles?”

“What? Why would- Oh, Troy says no.”

“Is he hanging out with drunk girls in the women’s bathroom?”

“Umm, one sec. Harris, can you ask her if Ilya is in there? … Harris says no.”

“Ok. What were you talking about before he disappeared?”

“We were trying to figure out where to eat.”

“Did anyone bring up sushi?”

“He didn’t say he wanted-“

“Just answer the question.”

“Uh yeah, someone suggested it, but he said he wanted-“

“He’s at the pier.”

“What?”

“He got bored, sushi put fish on his brain, which made him think about water, and he likes going to piers, and the hotel is walking distance from a boardwalk by the water. He’s there, most likely trying to look at fish going under the dock.”

“… How do you know that?”

“Do you have any ideas how many times I have gotten this exact phone call? He’s easier to catch if you bait him with mozzarella sticks but make sure he knows he only gets them if he comes quietly. If you let him negotiate he will take the sticks and run. Cliff always fell for that.”

[dyketennant]

when the characters call each other their “partner” as some sort of formality (detectives, business, agency, etc.) but it also has a double meaning/homoerotic undertones

[naninnai]

[ genshin impact | haikaveh ] AU; its them against the world 🌱🏛️

[spicy-apple-pie]

Bruce realizing that he has 4 gen z children.

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[inact-ice]

Not to be a Debbie downer, but I hate when people talk about aave like it’s gibberish or gen z brainrot, the words “unc” and “ate” in this context have been used for at LEAST 30 years. It’s not gibberish or whatever and to be super frank, I don’t find the idea of an old white guy thinking it is gibberish negro nonsense to be particularly funny

[olenndo0]

"we fit each other...like hand and glove."

[stillnotmollified]

Cliff Marleau keeps getting kicked out of his apartment buildings. His teammates assume he’s throwing crazy parties and being too loud with girls. But actually, at the end of every Raiders-sponsored pet adoption event, Cliff feels bad for the animals that didn’t get homes and so has slowly amassed a herd of cats that is the bane of every landlord in Boston. He names them after himself (Cliff Jr., Meowleau, etc.) and dresses them in custom Raiders gear he orders on Etsy and is baffled why any of this is a problem