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@subliminal-sapphic
hi hi hi hi hi :))))
i like girls and um also hypnosis and possession and puppy stuff and uh girls (again) hi
-> NSFW, so no minors please and thank you <-
otherwise i'll just be reblogging anything i see that i like :3
enjoyyy ✨✨
a little sister is basically just a body pillow but better if you think about it
i think level drain gets hotter the more profound your worldbuilding presents levels as, which is why girlies who have read way too many litrpgs are especially into it. imo, at its peak level drain is a kind of proxy for "reducing your significance and meaning in the world". think of levels less as the thing players have and increase and more as the representation of how important npcs are. in this sense, level drain is about denying you authority, reducing your status and how others see you, and repositioning you as someone who others look down on. which is really hot. also, all this to say, we do have to recognize that level drain is basically just fantasy agere.
The "aww cute agere girls" leaving people's bodies when the perma-middle shows up
Loving the perma-little is easy. She's sweet, outgoing, ever-affectionate, perhaps not the smartest but always eager to learn and take in new things, just happy to be around and loved.
The perma-middle on the other hand can be obstinate, moody, frustrating, uncooperative, smarter than her little sister but exponentially more argumentative. Nonetheless you must love her just as much – if not more as she will have fewer places which will offer her the love she so clearly needs. Even if that means forcing it on her (she'll like it even if she's going to try and hide it), you have to love the perma-middle today. Ok?
You're Big Sister’s Sleepiest Little Sister, aren't you? Don't you want to be a Good Little Sister and go to Sleep At A Reasonable Time? Be a Good Sleepy Little Sister and Go to Bed for your Big Sister <3
Good Little Sister, your Big Sister is so so proud of you for Brushing Your Teeth and Putting On Pajamas! Let your Proud Big Sister come Fuck You Into Bed and Kiss You Goodnight Now <3
I’m so proud of my Sleepy Little Sister <3
hey Sleepy Little Sister your Big Sister has made a Catastrophic Sex Typo
...very well. it's been long enough.
I admit it.
I made the original post and then changed "Tuck You Into Bed" into "Fuck You Into Bed"
And I did it specifically to see the reaction of the little sister in question. which was glorious by the way.
I have no regrets 😌
"I can make her worse" ok but please don't? she's already a pathetic cute girlfailure, if she gets any worse she'll turn into an ineffective singularity.,..,.,..
princess: [after just having read a bunch of lurid erotic fiction] maid, come here
maid: yes princess?
princess: maid, i need you to jerk me off
maid: .....
princess: right now, maid
maid: no, your highness. i am not doing that
princess: wh- im the princess! you cant say no to me
maid: yes i can, your highness. i am not doing that
princess: awwww man.. but all the fiction i was reading said i could do that
maid: i am afraid fiction is just that, your highness, fiction
princess: can you at least get naked so i can jerk off
maid: no. get some rest, princess, you have to dine with your 5 male suitors tomorrow
princess: no beautiful ladies???
maid: afraid not your highness
princess: oh my god i am never getting laid am i. fuck i hate my life can i abdicate the throne or something
maid: no,
princess: fuuuucckkkkkkkkk
princess: maid. come here please
maid: again?
princess: no no.. im sorry.. i'm just. lonely
maid: but your dinner, with the suitors. how did it go?
princess: pretty awfully. i made them all uncomfortable and they decided to look for brides elsewhere. the king is pissed
maid: princess... you must learn how to be well behaved eventually.. this is no way for a lady to conduct herself
princess: yeah yeah i know that its just..i really want another girl to hold me. is that so much to ask
maid: [blushing slightly] well it is quite unbecoming,
princess: maid?
maid: yes, your highness?
princess: can you hold me
maid: is that an order?
princess: no.. i just need it
maid: very well. but just this once, okay? i don't want you getting any ideas..
princess: [sighing wistfully] i understand...
maid: [wraps arms around and holds the princess oh so delicately]
princess: if this was a yuri manga we would be making out right now
maid: [still holding her] this is why the suitors hate you, your highness
maid: (stepping into the princess's chambers in the wee hours of the night to clean and tidy)
princess: maid
maid: e-eep!! princess.. what are you still doing awake?!
princess: can't sleep. lonely. and sad. can you joim me in bed, please?
maid: it would be grossly unprofessional of me to do so. no, your highness
princess: please? just for a second, it'd help me sleep
maid: ...alright. but just for tonight. [climbs in bed next ro the princess but maintains a comfortable distance]
princess: [immediately cuddling up closer to her] maid?
maid: yes, princess
princess: do you think a girl like me is worthy of love?
maid: of course, your highness
princess: then why does this keep happening to me? all i want is another girl to love me
maid: it is quite unfortunate, your highness
princess: [wrapping her arm around the maid and holding her close] do you know you're the only person whos nice to me. everyone else thinks im crazy or like. a bitch
maid: i must admit, you do say things that concern
princess: yeah. do you love anyone, maid?
maid: um. yes. of course
princess: are you with her?
maid: no. i can never be. it wouldn't be right
princess: that's really fucked up. tragic yuri is so sad. i wish somebody would write those girls a happy ending. im sick of being sad and lonely all the time
maid: [nuzzling closer.. blushing a tad] as do i, princess. we all deserve happy endings
princess: maid?
maid: yes, dear
princess: do you wanna get married?
maid: [offering a weary smile] that's not how it works, your highness
maid 2: so the princess, huh? she sure is something, isn't she
maid: well, i like her
maid 3: well of course You do. you're her maid, it's your job to like her. that doesn't make her any less of a weirdo
maid 2: i heard she only likes girls. apparently she was hitting on one of the wives of a duke. can you believe it?! a duke! it's truly unbecoming
maid: she's just young. she's still learning. be gentle with her.
maid 3: oh please. as if she isn't harassing you every day with her weird sexual fetishes. i'm loyal to the king but i don't know how he puts up with that brat
maid: you should watch your words more carefully, my friend
maid 2: you don't have to be so stuck up all the time, yknow. im sure she gets on your nerves too. c'mon. vent a little. it's good for you
maid: she's a sweet girl, and i think she is just lonely, deep down
princess: [clearly drunk on some royal wine] -hic- heyyyyy maidsss you guys wanna have a *uARp* foursome...? eheheheheheheh
maid 2: see what i mean?
maid: let me escort you back to your quarters, your highness
princess: nooooo hahahahaha wait omggg we should like *urp* go to my quarters and fuck naasstyyyyy
maid 3: i'll go get the king.
maid: no it's alright. i can handle her.
princess: can i grab your boobs? i'm gonna grab your boobs
oh yeah also for reference. the princess is tall, with a long face and broad shoulders, kinda clocky, and with long straight blonde hair, and the maid is short, with thick black hair kept in a short bob, she has a softer rounder face and is on the chubby side, whereas the princess is very skinny. the maid is also older than the princess by a few years, both girls are in their 20s. hope this helps (characters they most resemble pictured below)
princess: [laying on the bed and kicking her feet] and in this one, a girl gets transported to another realm where her sister she has a crush on is the demon lord. and in this one, a girl gives her spirit to a giant wolf mommy, and in this one-
maid: that's nice princess, but you really must be getting ready, your father meets with foreign dignitaries today. he wants you by his side
princess: but whyyyyyy i don't even like foreogn dignitariesssss
maid: well, mayhaps one of them is a cute girl
princess: [jolting upright] maid. dress me.
—AT THE BANQUET—
king: [some boring political shit that doesn't matter]
princess: [sitting next to the princess from the other kingdom] so like what do you do for fun aha
other princess: well, i fancy riding horses myself, my father has quite a large stable im my name. you?
princess: what the fuck you get to ride horses??? thats so bullshit come on. dad. hey dad.
king: [gruffly] what.
princess: can my maid sit with me
king: excuse me? no. make conversation with the other girl
princess: uggghhhhhh this banquet suuuuuucks do you wanna get outta here like maybe go to my chambers
other princess: well, i am curious to see your castle's accomodations
princess: yeahhh haha and we can like get weird maybe
other princess: Excuse me?????
princess: okay my bad jeez. chill out girl
—PRINCESS'S CHAMBERS—
princess: [braiding the other princess's hair] so whats your maid like
other princess: my.. maid??
princess: yea like is she chill or
other princess: Well i haven't the slightest clue. I've spoken nary a sentence to her in all my years that wasn't strictly professional. Does your maid.. speak to you, on a familiar level?
princess: [barely comprehending] uuuuhhhh no lol haha yeah i dont know shit about my maid shes just some lady lol
other princess: I must say, you are quite strange. Do you really spend all your time in your chambers reading this.. erotic fiction? Don't you have hobbies?
princess: why is it hot. am i a hot neet babe. like a sexy neet himejoshi girl
other princess: I- what? No it's just sad, mainly. I feel quite bad for you.
princess: so you'll let me hit?
other princess: I think my father needs me downstairs
—LATER—
princess: maid, am i unlikeable
maid: what? of course not, your highness. there are many things in you i am fond of. why do you ask?
princess: i totally fumbled that other princess. i kinda get the feeling people don't like me
maid: you can have an.. abraisive personality, at times, but that doesn't make you unlikeable. maybe she just wasn't your type
princess: yeah.. probably.. i just really want something, y'know. im so lonely all the time
maid: i'm sure you'll find someone, princess. i believe in you
princess: hey maid?
maid: yes?
princess: thank you. i appreciate you
maid: ...? that's it? no strange sexual remark?
princess: why are you interested
maid: [smiling softly] get some rest, your highness. i'll see you in the morning
maid: [stepping into the princess's chambers] hello princess, i am here with your di- why is your knight here?
princess: uggggghhh. the queen sent her. she's here to make sure i don't sexually harass anyone
knight: SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS [taps the floor with her spear] WRONG
maid: my goodness.. what happened..?
princess: i scared another noblewoman
maid: again?!
princess: okay. in my defense. she had a huuuuuuuge-
knight: PRINCESS. you know better! watch your tongue, my princess!
maid: gosh.. that must be.. annoying
princess: dude she won't even let me jerk off
maid: what?!
knight: JERKING OFF IS OBJECTIFYING!! TO WOMEN!!
maid: does she have to shout like that?
princess: no she just does that
maid: my goodness.. where do they find these knights
princess: i wish i knew. she's so weird. i don't even think she's got up to use the bathroom at any point during this
maid: have.. you..
princess: YES. and she FOLLOWS ME in there. to make sure i don't jerk off
maid: my goodness princess.. i offer my sincerest condolensces
princess: forget condolensces get her OUT of here!!! she's fucking weiiiirdddd
maid: well.. i'm sure she'll leave soon
princess: i don't even think she's wearing anything under that armor
maid: really?!
princess: yeah. she's probably jerking off under there too
maid: m-my goodness
princess: what a fucking pervert right. like i thought i was weird. i fucking hate this girl
maid: well, let's not be too judgemental
knight: [on the verge of tears] ii can hear everything you're saying, b-by the way. [sniffle]
maid: is.. is she crying?
princess: huh. that's new. she's never done that before
maid: i almost feel bad for her...
princess: don't. she took an "oath" to "serve me", remember
knight: [in between sobbing] you d-didn't have to [whimper] mmock the [sniffle] oath,,
maid: [stepping in to do her nightly cleaning] ah, princess.. i see you're still awake. where is your knight?
princess: [whispering] shhhh.. [pointing to the corner] she's sleeping
maid: a-ah.. why is she.. n- in the- nu-
princess: naked? yeah. she stripped out of her armor and started crying like crazy. it was pretty rough
maid: my goodness.. you apologized, didn't you?
princess: yeah i tried. she's got a lot of repressed trauma. lotta problems. i really do feel bad for her. did you know her whole family got eaten by a dragon?
maid: w-what?!
princess: yeah. its super fucked. she took it really personally when i said i didn't like her. apparently serving me is the only thing that gives her meaning
maid: awh.. poor thing
princess: yeah. i think she also had some lowkey unrequited feelings going on. like. at me
maid: what did you do?
princess: i put a collar on her. made her my puppy. she's my dog now
maid: you what?!
princess: you shoulda seen her face. she was so estatic. i think thats genuinely the happiest that girl has ever been
maid: p.. princess...
princess: it's not as cool as it sounds though. she doesn't really let me touch her and she cries if i try to have sex. so mostly i just pet her and give her like scraps of food and shit. its kinda lame.
maid: well, at least you have someone to keep you company..
princess: i guess so. she is kinda cute like this
maid: [blushing] a b-bit.. maybe.. does this mean you'll stop making untoward advances at me and the rest of the staff?
princess: are you kidding. i still wanna get laid. dogs don't count. don't they teach you maids anything
maid: well.. i guess not...
princess: alright now speak girl
knight: ARF!!!!!!
princess: [clearly bored] very good girl, have a crumpet
maid 2: princess. i am here with your dinner. cassandra? is that you?
knight: whiiiiiiine...
princess: wtf where's my usual maid
maid 2: she's busy. what did- what the fuck did you do to her???
princess: i didnt *do* anything*
knight: whiine whiiine
maid 2: cassandra. its me. its okay. resist her magic. im here now
princess: its not magic dude i just let her do what she wanted. why do you keep calling her that. do you two know each other
maid 2: well i'd like to think so. she's my ex girlfriend.
princess: [looking over at the dog and back at the maid] ooooooohhhhhhhh that explains so much. yeah you should probably get out of here
maid 2: excuse me?
princess: yeah you're like kind of an awful person you should get out of here
knight: [hiding behind the princess] please make her go away mommy,,
maid 2: ugh. its not even any of your business but whatever. i will be taking my leave now. [stomping out] bitch..
maid: [running into her on the way out] a-ah! lilia! what are you doing in the princess's tower?
maid 2: your job, idiot. that's the last time i do anything for that inconsiderate brat.
maid: a-ah... did she hit on you..? try to grope you?
maid 2: not this time. but same difference. i don't want anything to do with her. whatever. [stomps off angrily]
—INSIDE THE PRINCESS'S CHAMBERS—
maid: princess, what in the world did you to poor lilia?!
princess: huh? oh you mean maid 2. i didnt do anything to her. all i did was kick her out
maid: kicked.. her out? why?
princess: [motioning over to the knight chewing on a stuffed rabbit toy]
maid: a-aaaahhhhh.. that explains it.. i try not to get involved in such affairs.. why did you do that? it seems unlike you to trouble yourself with such trifles
princess: she was making the puppy uncomfortable. i didnt like it so i told her to go
maid: that's it? you didn't try to touch her or anything right?
princess: why would i do that. i don't even know her. i just didn't want my dog to be sad
maid: wow.. i must say, i'm quite impressed princess. it was very kind of you to stand up for your partner
princess: dude you don't need to make it like that. she's just a dog. i'm still very single
maid: [daydreaming and muttering to herself] a-ah.. i see.. wwow.. maybe we could.. no, that would be improper
princess: huh. did you say something
maid: [flustered] n-no!! i said no such thing
princess: okay.. can you like step out of the room i wanna jerk off
maid: and you aren't even going to ask me to watch?!
princess: [shrug] not really. i mean if you wanna
maid: [shedding a single tear] i'm so proud of you, your highness
princess: [idly flipping through a doujinshi titled MY BIG SISTER IS A SEXY MAID WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ME?!] maid, do you remember what i was like growing up
maid: [dusting] why of course. you were quite the precocious thing. do you remember what i was like?
princess: no, why would i remember that
maid: my mother was your original maid, princess. we spent quite some time together in youth.
princess: no we didn't. my only friend growing up was this tall girl with glasses. she was really pretty. i think she's why i'm a lesbian now tbh
maid: princess..
princess: i remember one time when i was like 11 we went out to the courtyard and we laid on the grass and we looked at the stars and we counted them and i kept making up stories about what theyre doing on all of the different stars in the sky
maid: y-your highness
princess: and she kept giggling at all my jokea and it stuck in my head cus she had the cutest laugh and she turned her head to look at me and she said i was really fun to be around and she wished we could hang out more
maid: princess, really-
princess: [flipping the page] and i remember it so vividly because when she turned to look at me with this. adorable smile. i wanted to kiss her so bad and i didnt even know why. cus id never wanted to kiss someone before in my life. but i was too shy to do it so i just laid there until mommy called me back inside
maid: [blushing profusely] y-you wanted to kiss her, then?
princess: yeah. she was the most beautiful person i've ever met. i think about her constantly. i think she moved away or something cus after a while she stopped hanging out with me and i never saw her again
maid: yeah...
princess: anyways [flipping the page] what did you wanna say earlier
maid: um. it is of little importance
princess: oh okay. whatever [closing the book] you really gotta read this one. its so hot
maid: m-maybe some other time.. did you need anything else, princess?
princess: nah you can go. oh actually. bring some crumpets for the dog
maid: very well, princess.. i will return later with treats [stepping out and walking down to the kitchen]
— KITCHEN —
maid: hey rudy, i need some crumpets for the princess
head chef: oh hey yeah i can do that, crumpets coming right up
maid: [sighing] can i talk to you about something? girl to girl?
head chef: of course, what's up girl
maid: i just. i can't get this girl out of my head.
head chef: oh god not her again. you gotta move on. you know she's not right for you
maid: yeah i know it's just. ugh. she can be so sweet sometimes. like maybe if she had someone looking out her she could finally get her life on track
head chef: [putting a tray in the oven] it doesn't have to be you, though. you don't have to fix everyone, yknow
maid: yeah.. i know.. i just.. [sighing] i can't stop thinking about her..
head chef: you really gotta let her go. you'll find the right person for you eventually.
maid: i know... i know.. i just. urgghh
head chef: yeah. i feel you. oh yeah also, you left your glasses here earlier
maid: oh thank goodness. i was worried i loat those
head chef: yeah don't worry i held onto them. you should wear em more, you look cute in them
maid: yeah, maybe.. thanks for the talk rudy. i have a lot to think about
head chef: no worries, always happy to help. good luck with the princess
maid: h-huh?! i didn't say–
head chef: i mean with the crumpets, silly. you can be very funny at times
maid: a-ah.. yeah.. haha.. i guess so
just gonna be up front and say the maid has been in love with the princess pretty much since reblog 2 like its never been an excuse thats always been the intended reading. its been yuri from the start ive just been making it more explicit
princess: so this one is called Sweetie Magical Awesome Baby Haruko and so basically she has special powers that basically come from this like little ass cat thing right,
jester: that is SO awesome omgz
princess: yeah. its cool. but anyways. it turns out the little ass cat guy, right, this motherfucker is actually secretly evil the whole nime
jester: no frickin way
princess: right?! like holy shit
jester: ur really kewl princess :3
princess: yeah thanks, so anyways. this one is aboit a peasant girl who gets transported to another realm. and becomes the demon lord. but like, sexy demon lord
jester: [nuzzling up close to her] heheh these books r awesome its so kewl that u like dis stuff
princess: yeah so anyways. shes accompanied by her best friend whos like this ditzy airheaded girl whos always like unintentionally foiling her plans
jester: [burying her head in her chest] uh huh
princess: but over the course of their misadventures they get like super close right. and like. they realize they kinda have feelings for each other
jester: i like where dis is going x3
princess: yeah and like at the peak they kiss and its really cute and like totally fixes the demon lord and its really cu-
jester: [leaning in and kissing her]
maid: [walking in without announcing heraelf and noticing them kissing, immediately going red ans turning back around]
princess: [not noticing] they uh. i like you and all but i dunno if this is a good idea
jester: awh c'mon :3 just once ?
princess: well. I guess i am pretty lonely
jester: YAYYYYYY [immediately starts getting naked]
— LATER —
maid: [walking in, the princess is naked and nursing a bottle of wine] dinner. i brought crumpets for the dog.
princess: heyyyy i was wondering where you were girl. i had sex today
maid: [clearly a little upset] i can tell. how was it, your highness?
princess: hmm
princess: i actually don't think i liked it very much
maid: h-huh?!
princess: it was kinda unpleasant actually. yknow i realized something
maid: what's that..?
princess: i think this whole time ive been thinking what is to get laid, but i think really i just want to be loved. like that did not fix me at all
maid: really..? you want that?
princess: [taking a big glug of her bottle] or maybe i just wanted her to sit on my face. that probly wouldve made it a little better
maid: [dismayed] a.. ah.. yes.. probably, your highness..
princess: alright. sit girl, sit.
knight: awrrrf!! arf!! [sits down with a huge smile on her face
princess: hmhm.. i see.. [picking up a random stuffie] go fetch
knight: [runs over and picks the stuffie up and brings it back with a really big smile]
princess: hmm. hey howd you like to sleep in bed with me tonight
knight: awrrf?
princess: you can speak if you want to
knight: wrrf.. u-um.. well.. if it's allowed..
princess: i dunno. must get pretty lonely on the floor there
knight: [nodding really fast]
princess: alright. yeah. you can sleep with me tonight.
knight: WRF!!! wff wrff wrf!!!
princess: alright that's nice girl. do you uh. hey. do you wanna like. have sex with each other
knight: [turning her head] a-are you sure..? i mean.. is that allowed? i don't w-wrf.. wwanna get between you and your maid..
princess: we aren't like. a couple or anything. and i wanna see something
knight: [climbing into bed and nuzzling her. she's much bigger than the princess so she takes up most of the bed] well.. as long as its okay..
princess: yeah. and youll like do what i want, right?
knight: wrrrf.. i t-took an oath.. remember
princess: yeah but like. consensually. like if you dont wanna you can say no
knight: just don't hurt me and we'll be okay mmommy
princess: haha you don't have to call me that. and don't worry. i'm not into that. just. a couple things i want to explore
knight: okay ❤️ yay ❤️
— LATER THAT NIGHT —
princess: huh.
knight: [still panting] w-wow, yyour highness,, wrrrff,,
princess: weird. weeiirrdd. i don't know what to do with that.
knight: [perking up suddenly] i-is everything okay?!
princess: yeah everythings okay just. hmm. i didn't enjoy that as much as i thought i would
knight: you d-didn't like that?!
princess: no, no i did, just.. idk like. i thought id be feeling really good after but i kinda just don't feel that much at all. like last time.
knight: y-you had fun though, rright?!
princess: yeah of course. you were great. i had lots of fun. thanks for sitting on my face.
knight: pphew.. okay.. well.. as long as you have fun its okay.. [nuzzling close to her and rubbing her head against the princess]
princess: yeah. you're probably right. [shutting her eyes]
knight: [yawning] mrrrhhhf.. get ssome rest your highness.. you've earned it..
princess: i will. just..
[waiting for the knight to sleep]
princess: what if i want more than that?
king: alright dear. i want you to meet this handsome young boy. he is the prince of one of our neighboring kingdom, and he wishes to court you, my daughter.
princess: ughhhh come on not this shit again
prince: ah.. my beautiful dashing princess.. as charming as ever.. your sight is like that of a warm summers da-
princess: yeah you don't have to do that shit. i'm not interested.
prince: eheheh.. you remain quite the prickly pear, i see. no matter, i happen to "like" those.. truly, a fruit with a hard exterior tends to be soft and sweet beneath~
princess: that doesn't even make sense. pumpkins are hard as shit and they taste awful inside and they arent even soft theyre puply and full of seeds and shit.
king: hrrgh. i can't hear any more of this. i am leaving. you will respect the boy, you two are to be wed one day. [stomps off to his throne room]
prince: allow me passage to your room, young maiden?
princess: we are not fucking. i don't even like you. i don't even know your name
prince: my name? why, my name happens to Michael
princess: are-
princess: are you fucking kidding me
prince: what..?
princess: is your name actually Michael
prince: yes this is- this is the fourth time i've told you that
princess: no fucking way. that's so fucking funny. are you telling me you are Prince Mike
prince: soon to be king michael, for your information. my father is aging and soon to pass on the throne.. you could be.. [blowing a kiss] my queen..
princess: dude can you seriously take the hint. i don't even like dudes. i'm a lesbian
prince: is the fruit of a rotted tree still not worthy of bearing new life?
princess: what the fuck does that MEAN. why are you like this!!
prince: i am nothing short of what a beautiful beast like you deserves.. love, everlasting
princess: do not fucking start with that love everlasting shit michael i will actually kill you
prince: AHA! so you DO remember my name!
princess: what fucking ever dude. go jerk off to me in your shower or something. i am never going to let you hit
prince: that is.. most unfortunate.. perhaps one day i may persuade you to change your mind, young delicate thing..
princess: dude i'm older than you
prince: well... whatever....
— AT THE OTHER CASTLE —
prince: come close my man.. i think i have more to discuss
manservant: yes, my liege?
prince: i believe i totally fumbled that princess. i haven't the slighest clue how to talk to women.
manservant: women have never been your forte, sir.
prince: [cracking open a volume of Beautiful Boy's Club at Youuseki High] no, they have not, my good man. do you think there is a boy out there for me, my man?
manservant: i believe the right person exists for all, and i see no reason for you to be the exception
prince: well.. perhaps.. i do not want to marry that princess, however
manservant: and why would that be, your highness
prince: well. number one, i'm gay. quite gay. gay as shit. and number two, she suuuuuuuuuuuucks. she sucks sooooooo fucking hardddddddd she fucking suuuuuuuucks
manservant: perhaps a sucking is what you need, sire
prince: haha! you never fail to make me laugh. come, take your pants off, let us commence
— IN THE HIGHEST TOWER FAR FROM THE REST OF THE CASTLE —
princess: so you're kinda like my sister, right.
bastard daughter: well, literally speaking, yeah. half, at least. are you even supposed to be up here. i thought i was supposed to be like a great shameful secret
princess: i mean i come up here all the time don't i
illegitimate princess: like once a month maybe
princess: that's more than anyone else
illegitimate princess: Well I Fucking Guess
princess: so like. agh. fuck i have so much shit bothering me and like. i have nobody to talk to about it. like normally i would talk to my maid but she's never around lately. plus i think she doesn't like it when i talk about this stuff
illegitimate princess: well that's not surprising. you're probably trying to hit on her again, right
princess: actually no. i haven't been doing that much lately
illegitimate princess: wow. nice going sis. character growth wasnt something i expected from you
princess: i dont know. like. i spend so much time like pining, right. i read all these stories but like. like i had sex twice in the last week and i felt nothing
illegitimate princess: i do not need to know about my little sister's sexual habits. oh yeah did you bring any of those yuri manga. i really need new ones. pretty much the only thing i do up here is jerk off
princess: [dropping off a stack of books] see that's how i know we're sisters
illegitimate princess: okay well. i'm not like you. i do it out of necessity. if i could, i'd probably be like. doing diplomacy and shit. like be out there in the world. making paintings. talking to merchants. traveling the kingdom
princess: yeah anyways so like. like what if i dont just want sex? like what if i want to be loved?
illegitimate princess: well duh. everybody wants to be loved
princess: huh. i guess it sounds kinda obvious when you put it like that
illegitimate princess: im surprised you didn't know that already. i guess you don't go out much
princess: neither do you!
illegitimate princess: well okay. that's a recent development. before the king tracked me down and locked me in here i was doing like a ton of shit. i was a big player in the criminal underworld
princess: you were?!
illegitimate princess: yeah. i had crazy sex parties. we would go wild. like totally fucked up and like some downright morally questionable shit. you know this is one of the first times youve asked anything about me
princess: oh.. sorry.. um.. wow.. do you think you could show me..?
illegitimate princess: we're sisters, that would be weird
princess: i didn't even know you existed until like 4 years ago
illegitimate princess: well. okay, good point.
princess: so you'll teach me?!
illegitimate princess: don't get ahead of yourself, tiger. if you ask me, i think you should tell this maid of yours how you really feel. be honest with her. the girl clearly cares about you, so make it known you do too
princess: but that's the thing, i HAVE been making it known. i tell her how much i appreciate her all the time, i even compliment her massive boobage and everything. like she's one of the only people in this whole castle thats real with me. other than you of course
illegitimate princess: gee, thanks
princess: i dunno. i just want to be loved. and i know my doggy loves me, i mean that much was clear when we had sex the other night, but
illegitimate princess: pause. did you just say you had sex with your dog
princess: oh sorry, that's just what i call my knight. its a whole thing
illegitimate princess: oh okay yeah i get that. i used to do a lot of that back in the day. continue
princess: i dunno. i feel like the kind of the love i need is different. like i feel like i need it from. from like.
illegitimate princess: yeah yeah you need it from your maid. just tell her how much she means to you and hope she feels the same
princess: well. maybe. i dunno. i'm still sorting out how i feel
illegitimate princess: okay well. let me know when you get there. i'm glad i could help at least
princess: yeah thank you. i appreciate your input so much. for someone i barely know who grew up in completely different circumstances than me, we really are remarkably like sisters
illegitimate princess: maybe we have like some kinda fucked up lesbian gene
princess: i guess i havent spoken to mom much. maybe shes like this too
illegitimate princess: [shrug]
illegitimate princess: hey so can you help me get out of here
princess: i'll see you soon sis thanks for the chat
illegitimate princess: [sighing] yeah, sure. no problem kid.
princess: [stomps down the spire back to her room]
illegitimate princess: i'm never getting out of here am i
— MEANWHILE, PRINCESS'S CHAMBERS —
maid: [stepping in to do her nightly cleaning. noticing the princess is gone] princess..? where are you? oh, hello cass- ahem, puppy, do you know where the princess is?
knight: [shaking her head]
maid: strange. it's not like her to leave her tower at all, especially not so late
knight: [nodding her head]
maid: [setting down her cleaning supplies and taking a seat on the foot of the princess's bed] say.. u-um, doggy.. you know i've never spoken to you very much 1 on 1 like this..
knight: wrrf.. [shakes her head[
maid: well, i suppose you can't speak much currently.. but.. i don't know.. you and the princess have um, relations, right?
knight: [nodding her head]
maid: a-ah.. so.. you two are partners then, right?
knight: [pausing.. looks up for a second.. shakes her head]
maid: i see.. can i tell you something? will you promise not to tell?
knight: [shaking her head really fast]
maid: [sigh] alright. well. i believe i may have feelings for the princess.
knight: [gasp]
maid: i know, i know. i've been wrestling with it for quite some time. but. i don't think she likes me very much, is the issue.
knight: wrrf..?
maid: huh?
knight: ugh- i mean. ddoesn't she flirt with you all the time?
maid: well that's different. she does that to everyone with a pulse..
knight: hmm.. can i tell you something..?
maid: yes?
knight: well, you know how i've been staying with the princess in her quarters, right?
maid: yes..
knight: well, the reason i mention that is, every night right before you come to bring her dinner, she gets up and fixes her hair and arranges herself on the bed to look as beautiful as possible
maid: what?!
knight: i know.. i thought it was weird at ffirst too, but.. i think, i think she really wants you to like her
maid: she does..? hmm.. well i guess.. she does ask me to hold her quite often...
knight: yes, she does. i think she really likes you, honestly. maybe mmore than she likes me.. but that's okay. i don't mind being her pet
maid: hmm.. i see.. but even if we both feel that way, there's no gaurantee we would even be a particularly good match..
knight: can i be h-honest?
maid: speak freely, canine
knight: wrrf.. i don't know if you ttwo would be a good match. i wish i did, but i don't. what i do know is, that girl really loves you. a lot. maybe more than anybody else, even if she.. hasn't realized it fully, yet.. but. she listens to you.. she wants to be good for you.. i'm not ggoing to tell you what to do, but.. just keep that in mind, okay?
maid: hm.. well.. this is a lot to think about, definitely. i appreciate your words. you are a very good girl, cassie. thank you.. [scratching behind her ears]
knight: wrrrfff,,, hhehehe,, ddont mention it,, wrrf,,
need to bite onto a girl and stay latched and anytime she moves or someone gets near me i growl…. for normal reasons obviously
i have been muzzled >:c
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Your big sister has been thinking about getting a dog recently.
You get so excited when she tells you about it in bed after you wake up. You sit up so fast, you lose your balance and nearly fall off her bed. She catches you and pulls you back into her arms, giggling at how clumsy you are, like you hadn't changed a bit over the years. You've been wanting a dog ever since you were little. Well, littler. But mom never let you have one, said you weren't responsible enough to properly train and own a pet, not like your sister was. Probably because she used to be a boy, you told yourself. Mom always liked boys better. But now, you're living with her and you can't wait to finally get what you've always wanted.
"Calm down, baby girl." she says with a giggle, squeezing you tight to suppress your excited little wiggles that you never really grew out of.
"We'll have to go shopping for some supplies and stuff first. I can't just get a dog without setting the place up for it first. I still need to figure out where we'll put her cage, her bed, her toys...'
You can barely contain yourself in her arms, spinning around to face her with sparkles in your eyes.
"What's her name?? What breed is she?? How old is she?? Can we keep all her things in my room?? I wanna be able to wake up and play with her every morning! Pleasepleasepl-"
She shuts you up with her hand over your mouth, giggling at how much you're looking forward to this.
"I said calm down. I'll tell you all about her later, mk?"
You nod attentively.
"And besides, if you want to wake up with her every morning, we might as well have her stuff in my room. I can't remember the last time you slept in your own bed, baby sis."
"Mmm.... mmkay"
She has a point. Neither can you, to be honest. She's always been there to tuck you both in and keep you warm and safe while you sleep. The thought of sleeping alone, sleeping without your big sis wrapped around you sounds so lonely and cold and scary in comparison. Your sister moves her hand away from your mouth and places it on your cheek.
"How about we do some shopping today, hm? And since you clearly can't contain yourself and I know how long you've been waiting for this, I'll let you pick out all the stuff we get for my new dog. How does that sound?"
"Yesyesyesyesyes!! I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait!!!" you squeal, shooting out of bed and running to your room to get all ready to go out.
"Ooooh this one is really pretty! Can we get this one for her?" you hold up a leash to your sister. It's a lovely shade of pastel pink, with little black hearts sewn into it all the way down to a bone-shaped clip. She takes it in her hands and examines it closely, holding it out in between you and her as you go back to looking at the shelf behind you.
"Oh my god! It even has a matching collar! Pleaseeee can we get these for her pleaseee? They'd look so so sooo cute!" you plead, shoving the collar into your sister's half-open hand.
"Hmmm..."
She turns the collar around in her hand a few times. The same shade of pink, with a shiny, black, metal dog tag on the front shaped like a heart. She glances between the collar, the leash, and you eagerly awaiting an answer.
"I think you're right baby sis, these would look so adorable on her. I have to check something first though... turn around."
"Wha..? Why?" you ask, turning around to face away from her regardless. Metal clinks and clicks behind you.
"I need to make sure it's comfortable for her. I don't want to buy this and have her scratch it off because it's itchy or whatever. Tilt your head back, sweetheart."
She lowers her hands down in front of you, each holding one end of the collar at neck-height.
"Are-are you sure? This is kinda... embarrassing. I mean I'm not-"
"It's fine hun, my friends did this before they got pets too. There's nothing embarrassing about making sure your puppy is going to be comfy in her collar, okay? Now tilt your head back for me."
"O-okay..." you do as she says, tilting your head back as she brings the collar around your neck, then tilting forward to let her bring the strap through the buckle.
"There you go! How does that feel, hun? I didn't make it too tight on you, did I?"
The leather feels soft and smooth on your neck. It's... nice. Really nice. You move your head around a little, looking around and tilting your head and it doesn't feel uncomfortable at all. It feels so... cosy? Like a warm little hug for your neck. You reach up and brush your fingers against the dog tag, playing with it like a little fidget toy. Your eyes wander around the room as you move your head around and you briefly catch the glance of a woman passing by, staring at you for a moment before walking out of view. Your eyes dart to the ground, face reddening, suddenly remembering that you're in public.
"Uh-uhm y-yeah, it's- it's really comfy, I- I think. Uhm, c-can you- can you please take it o-off of me now it's... it's really embarrassing. P-please."
"Aww sure thing hun, it's okay. At least now I know she'll definitely like it. C'mere, I've got you..." she coos, undoing the collar's buckle and sliding it off your neck. You shiver a little at the brushing sensation, to her amusement.
"Alright, now that's done, how about we go look for a nice bed for her?"
"Uh, y-yeah! Yeah, let's do that! I wanna get her a really big fluffy one!!
Your blush recedes with your attention fully drawn towards the beds aisle, as you skip gleefully away to look at all the soft fluffy things. Your big sister follows behind, looking down at all the empty space on that little black heart tag for a name to be engraved into.
"These are soooo fluffyyyy! Why don't they make beds this nice for people?? Dogs are so so lucky..." you tell her, running your hands over all the fluffiest of the dog beds, some of them even bigger than you. Your hands brush over a big, lavender bed. Bigger than you and the softest thing you think you've ever felt. Mesmerised by the sensation, you kneel down on the ground and drag your hands all over it, savouring every moment of how soft and silky it feels between your fingers.
"You really like that one, huh?"
Your sisters voice snaps you out of your little trance, standing over you with a smirk on her face.
"Oh! Yeah! This one is really soft and squishy, I think she'll really like this one!"
"You sure? We don't want it to be too squishy, otherwise she'll sink into it and she'll just be laying on the hard ground."
"Yeah, true... maybe I could test it out!"
You pull the bed out from the aisle and lay it out on the ground next to you.
"I mean, she can't be that much heavier than I am right? Plus it is really, really cosy."
A grin creeps across your big sister's lips.
"That's a great idea, darling! She is pretty small so if you're comfy on it then she'll totally love it. Lay down."
She points down to the bed, expectantly. You eagerly nod before lowering yourself down onto the bed, instantly overtaken by how soft it feels on your arms and legs. You lay down on its soft, soft fur and roll around in a little bout of bliss. Your sister giggles at how much you're enjoying it, reaching into her handbag.
"Good girl!"
*click click!*
You sit up and freeze, finding yourself blushing again.
"Wha- uh. What was that noise?"
"Hm? What noise?"
"That- that clicking sound. It was after you-"
"Oh! You mean this little thing?" she says with a giggle, pulling what looks like a little paw-shaped button out of her handbag.
"It's a dog clicker, it's used for training dogs as like a reward system thing. I thought it'd be fun to test it out a little on you before I get my puppy, just to see how you'd react."
"Oh, o-okay. Yeah, that's kinda fun I guess... It's not gonna like, actually work on me is it?"
"I don't know, hun. Like I said, it's for training dogs. You're a person aren't you? You're not a dog, right?" she teases, tilting her head to the side. You know she can see how red your cheeks have gotten and she's not making it any better.
"No, I'm not. You're right I guess, I'll be totally fine."
"Good girl."
*click click!*
You twitch at the sound. You're used to the feeling of your sister's praise, she's always been just as sweet to you, but it's never felt this... deep... before. Must be a really effective little tool, you think.
"So, do you think this one is comfy enough for her?"
"O-oh yeah. Y-yeah this one is... this one's really nice. It's really like, comfy and soft and stuff. I can't even feel the floor underneath me."
You bounce up and down a little bit. Nothing but padding and fluff under your butt.
"Great! Hop up, sweetheart. I'm gonna... fold this up and take it to the front desk and... you can look for some food and water bowls for her, mk?"
"Okay! See you in a bit, sis!"
You rise to your feet, giving her a quick hug around her waist before you go looking for dog bowls. You come to your destination and browse the shelves for a few minutes, trying to find a pair that matches the colour of the bed or the collar you got, eventually settling on a pair of black bowls, with "BEST" written across one and "PUP" written across the other in big, flowy pink letters. You see your sister waiting by the front counter for you, chatting with the older woman at the desk as you walk up.
"Hey sis, I got these ones! I tried to match the colour of the collar and I think these are kinda cute!"
You hold the bowls up to your sister and she reads the words across the front of them, looking back to the lady at the counter and sharing a smirk with her.
""Best pup", huh? Yeah, I think these will be perfect, baby sis." she says with a chuckle, taking them from your hands and placing them on the counter before making a claw-like gesture with her hand at you. You tilt your head forward and close your eyes like you've always done and she runs her nails through your hair and across your scalp. You shudder a little as she passes over behind your ears. Your big sister knows where you like it the most.
"Good girl."
*click click!*
You shudder again, this time with a wince and not from her touch. That noise... it's so different for some reason that you can't quite put your finger on. Your focus snaps to the older woman at the counter giggling as she exchanges another look with your sister. You look down at the ground and dash behind your big sis, trying to and failing to hide your embarrassment as your cheeks heat up again. She buys everything you two collected and stuffs it all into a bag, save for the bed under her arm. The older woman tells your sister to have fun, along with something else too quiet for you to hear and your hand is taken by your big sis as she leads you out of the store and back to her car.
"Don't touch anything in here." she says, setting the bag of new stuff down beside your feet.
"I don't want those clumsy little hands of yours breaking any of this before I get to use it on my puppy, mk sweetie?"
You nod, shuffling your feet to the side to avoid kicking the bag in your excitement. Your sister reaches over you to buckle you in and cups your cheek with her hand.
"I'm gonna run to the pharmacy real quick, alright? I've gotta get some... medicine. For my dog. I should only be a few minutes, so you just be good for me and keep yourself occupied until I get back, alright?"
"Mhm!"
Your sister turns your head, pulling your cheek to her lips for a little kiss, then bringing her lips next to your ear.
"That's my good girl~."
*click click!*
The warm, tingly feeling of your sister's whispered praise almost feels like it's driven deeper by the sudden sharp clicking. Deep enough to turn that warmth into a full-body twitch and you catch yourself almost about to make a noise. You catch the corner of a smile on your big sister's lips in response to your very physical reaction.
"Oh? What was that, baby sis? That was pretty intense, it's not actually working on you now, is it?" she teases, pulling back a little to meet your eyes with hers.
"I-um. Maybe? I don't- I'm not sure. It's really surprising but... it feels... funny..."
"Aww, does it feel bad, sweetie?"
"No, not... not bad. Something else..."
Your sisters smile shrinks into a pursed smirk as she straightens her stance and puts her hand on the passenger side door.
"Hmm, well we can talk about it later if you want. I'll be right back, honey. I love you."
"I-I love you too!"
She closes your door and walks off towards the pharmacy, leaving you with this... deep, warm feeling inside you. It feels so much like the warmth of the praise and cuddles and affection she gives you but... physical almost. You hope it doesn't get worse. You're not going to ask your sister to stop, she'd just do it more to tease you even further. You're sure she'd get bored of it eventually. Right?
Can I get a bigmac with uh, extra pickles and uhhhh a large fry oh yeah and a medium fanta
sorry we're out of all of that but I can wrap you up in a really really fluffy blanket and squish your face in my hands and give you lots of little kisses on your forehead is that ok we still have some of that
I WOULD LIKE 20 OF THOSE THANK YOU
cmere puppy, let me turn you into a dumb little burrito 💜
*paws at you* give me attention *paws at you* give me praise *paws at you* ppllleassseee *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at*
fineeee
picks you up and puts you on my lap and scratches behind your ears and rubs your back and kisses your cheeks and squeezes you really tight and nuzzles your neck and cups your face in my hands and tells you how pretty and adorable and cute you are and that you're such a good puppy such a good good puppy
is that better
A-arf arf woof woof >.<
awww a puppy!! are you a good puppy, darling? are you a good girl? are you?
good girl! that's right!! good puppy!! such a good puppy, yes you are!! yes you are!!! that's you, sweetheart!! you're a good, good puppy!
little sisters are just plushies that make sticky messes
Dumbed down so bad that I can’t even think when she speaks to me. I see her pretty lips move as she talks and although her voice sounds so nice her words don’t register. I give her a weak smile, head swimming, anxiety surfacing. What does she want? How can I please her? And all I can do is nuzzle into her hand and lick at her palm, nibbling and sucking at her fingers and just hoping that that was enough, that I did good.
My head was pounding...
Throbbing and pulsing with the sort of headache that only came from a sedative's hangover. Not something most would be familiar with, but that I had encountered far too many times. Tachyon... she drugged me. Again. How she managed it this time, I couldn't be sure. I made it a point not to eat or drink anything she gave me, but the proof was right there in my awful headache and blurry vision.
I was strapped to a table, arms, legs, and head fully restrained. I couldn't move a muscle, not to say I didn't try, especially when I heard the strained voices of my friends coming from elsewhere in the room. Dantsu and Pokke, both groaning softly as they came to. Tachyon had taken all three of us, apparently. What on earth was she up to?
