morgaf

nerds everywhere

[millionsoflovequotes]

[difficult]

Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.

(via difficult)

[prinz-der-nacht-deactivated2018]

made a list of some insults i found on here

-you chicken fried fuck

-you sandy bathing suit

-you neon croc

-you cup of cold creamerless coffee

-you fucking sea cucumber

-you squishy brown end

-you dirty sock

-you chunky carton of milk

-you saggy armpit

-you pisscouch

-you unnecessary stock footage

-you crap coated mailbox flag

-you absolute fucking walnut

-you fucking muppet

-you stale pretzel

-you white crayon

-you desk lamp

-you moldy bread

-you pie eating dick biscuit

-you pompous boner nazi

-you slimy ass goblin

-you herpes infested douche canoe

-you fucking monday

-you dick bitch

-you wobbly chair leg

-you left handed drawing

-you spongy rump fed foot licker

-you screeching alarm clock

-you armpit sweat stain

-you turd coated asshat

[prinz-der-nacht-deactivated2018]

-you cock juggling thundercunt

-you coatless eskimo

-you wrinkles pair of capris

-you expired bitch

-you ashy layer of epidermis

-you sugarless bar of chocolate

-you mother fucking donkey snout

[prinz-der-nacht-deactivated2018]

-you useless fungal infection

-you Commonwealth of Pennsylvania

-you diarrhea appocalypse

[ceejles]

These are the nicest ways of cursing but hurts 123895013745080x more

[hanginout]

- You used tissue

[offended-fig]

-You stupid broken microwave

[carly-gets-confused]

You rash flavored cough drop

[archatlas]

[ayeitskaylee]

I don’t know why.. But I really like this.

[blondef-ingassassin]

I’m absolutely in love with this.

[suspend]

[bob-belcher]

[thelovewhisperer]

According to this myth, the gods tie an invisible red string around the ankles of men and women who are destined to be soul mates and will one day marry each other. The two people connected by the red thread are destined lovers, regardless of time, place or circumstances. This magical cord may stretch or tangle, but never break.

Follow for more quotes about love and relationship (via thelovewhisperer)

[wasteofspacex]

Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me

“Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing is, you keep running back to him and he gets off on it. He knows he’s gonna have you coming back to him. Why not give him three days and make him realize, oh shit it’s serious, I’m really losing her!” “What if he doesn’t even come back?” “Then why would you wanna be with someone that doesn’t want you? Why would you wanna be with someone like that?”

[jjsinterlude]

There you go.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[lovelustquotes]

[lovelustquotes]

I miss you so much…

[daisylongmile]

[submarinezzz]

boy i love

[dja1898]

[herspanic]

[ky0uka]

WWHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSSE

[grimelords]

I want to make an infomercial where it’s not clear what the guy’s selling. Like he’s demonstrating how powerful this vacuum is by sucking up a bowling ball but then he starts showing you how strong the bowling ball is by dropping it on some knives, but then he’s showing how the knives haven’t been damaged at all by using them to cut through some shoes and it goes on and on for two hours then just loops back to the start while a number flashes on screen the whole time and if you call it it just echoes whatever you say back to you.

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

arbokalypse

[zorohiyori]

steal her style: honey you’ve got a big storm coming lady

Matte Black Limited Edition Rolex ($22,500) Christian Louboutin Rosel Suede Square ($495) LOVE Black Zip Front Floral Skater Dress ($25.37)

[amvs]