raise hell and eat cornbread

[bathroomcube]

kamala should do her own january 6th. i think it would be funny

[bathroomcube]

mayb im problematic for this but the thought of it happening again is kind of hilarious to me. imagine if it happened like. every year

[bathroomcube]

we should build another whitehouse across the street from the one we already have and make republicans and democrats play tf2 irl

[subparwebcontent]

all of my haters are in 1 discord server trying to think of new ways to sabotage My Swag

[monkeyinaball]

If moving incredibly fast while in contact with multiple surfaces, AiAi stops caring.

[dianalucifera]

Like what do you even do at this point, man. If I fallout I fallout I guess fuck this shit.

[subparwebcontent]

one of my coworkers started a rumor i killed another kid with a gun when i was 5

[internetuserlydia]

this is the best tik tok ive ever seen i love her so much

[dsmsix]

she said nosey little fuckers arent you? get monkeyed

[barbiemovieofficial]

Manic pixie grandma

[lmaonade]

yeah man hop on uhhhhh......... hop on uhhhhhh........

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh actually never mind

[wurmplebot]

[lmaonade]

not now wurmple

[sandsvendor100]

It's Election Day

Don't Forget To Get Out And Vote Jill Stein For Pesidents

[pixeljade]

Seymour, she dropped out. :(

[sandsvendor100]

I Love That You Are Doing Disinformation Now

Classic Move Libs

[weirdnessisgood]

[lakevida]

im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

[hypertextdog]

you have to let "dennys parking lot at 3 am" go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there's authenticity in that

[hypertextdog]

hey ... cut it out 😡

[xrd]

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

[xrd]

[weirdmageddon]

[confield]

平安喜樂獨立國: peaceful and happy independent country

[subparwebcontent]

100000000000000000000000000 years pringles feast

[subparwebcontent]

they are building a blimpie on deimos

[civvic]

Elf pussy is probably wack as fuck

[larval-tear]

you know absolutely nothing

[civvic]

Go eat a mystic leaf or sip some dew or something

[larval-tear]

even a crumb of elf pussy is enough to sustain one for a full week

[justgreentextthings]

Green Text Story no. 211: “Grandma Assassin”

[gertritude-art]

getting show recs from people on tumblr

[gertritude-art]

It has been over a year. I did not know what Bluey was before I made this post. I am not going to watch Bluey because of responses on this post. Also, I wanted to let all you guys know that Bob the Builder teaches us all lessons about construction equipment in a way no other show does, making it far more meaningful and important than what 99% of vapid adult programming has to offer. Can we fix it? “Yes we can,” says Bob the Builder - an inspiring message and one far more meaningful for our times than any tragedy (ew) Shakespeare could ever write.