wait! before you go, let me give you the Cowboy's Goodbye *kisses you passionately. with tongue.*

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wait! before you go, let me give you the Cowboy's Goodbye *kisses you passionately. with tongue.*
ID: A graphic with black art in the upper right-hand corner of two hands, cuffed together. Below is text reading:
"Ways To Check-In During A Scene Without breaking sub-space
Stoplight Method
If You Use The Stoplight Method (Red, Yellow, Green), You Can Say Something As Simple As "Color?"
Do You Want More?
During Impact Or Sensory Overload, You Can Ask "Do You Want More?", "Have You Had Enough?", "Have You Learned Your Lesson?" It's Important Not To Phrase This In A Way That A Competitive S-Type Will Take As A Challenge To Ignore Their Limits.
Close-Ended Questions
If You Can Tell They Are Overwhelmed, You Can Ask Something Simple Like "Is It Time For You To Be Good And Drink Your Water?" Which Gives A Break While Remaining In The Dynamic.
Confirming Safe Word
If They Say "No" During A Scene, Pause And Ask, "Is 'No' Your Safeword?", Allow An Answer, Then Ask "What Is Your Safeword?". This Reminds Them That They Can Use Their Safeword At Any Time While Also Maintaining Your Position Of Dominance.
Non-Verbals
Have A Specific Touch That Should Be Returned. Example: You Might Squeeze Their Hand And They Might Squeeze It Back Once Or Twice Depending On A Pre-Established Code.
Safety First No Matter What"
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dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude
i pledge allegiance.......to the flag......
looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it
My revamp of Male with Arms Up-Stretched by William Etty , 1828
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Astra Zero revamp of Male N*de, with Arms Up-Stretched by William Etty , 1828…
Also getting close to finishing Vol.3 of my Dark Vintage books! I’m hoping to have it done by January
So Ive been training my cute thing to cum to trigger words...
The first time was the hardest. Holding his cunt open for hours, teasing and slapping and edging, but never giving him enough to cum outright. I chanted [the three words] over and over, only when he wasn't being touched. Finally, he came, shuddering and whining. Afterwards he said "that was torture"
But after that, the words were in there. All I had to do was continue training. And it was easy, because cumming was its own reward. Such a powerful chemical load, his poor little brain had no chance.
Sometimes I'd repeat the words while forcing him to cum on my strap, or greedily eating his cunt and sucking on his cock. Sometimes I'd stop fucking them, pull out, and make them repeat the words until they came for me.
Honestly, I expected these orgasms to be little things, useless shudders and trembles that wouldn't feel as good as my hands, my cock, my mouth. I thought this would be a fun little party trick, a technicality.
But god was I wrong. We were recently at a show, and I dragged him into a bathroom stall with me. We only had a few moments-- so I rubbed them over their pants and simply whispered the words. One of the first times I tried this without getting him desperately aroused first. I was ready for it not to work, but he came so hard his knees buckled, they had to bite on my shoulder to muffle their screams...
Since then, all bets are off. Each time I repeat all three words, he immediately crumbles into waves of eye-rolling pleasure . Sometimes cumming more than once, one crashing into the other. I'll make him repeat just the first word every time he takes a hit off the bong-- letting them leak puddles in anticipation. The other day when I was grinding my pierced tdick against his, after cumming countless times he begged me: Daddy, I need my special words
I cannot wait for the chance to show this off... Tell our friends just the first word, maybe the first two if I like them, and watch as they slip those triggers into casual conversation to see him get all worked up and squirmy... Just for me to whisper the final word in his ear while holding his legs open, letting our guests appreciate his spasming holes... Any time they ask to see the show, I just wrap my arms around him and growl those three special words in his ear, and let everyone watch as his body betrays him, and listens instead to me.
I'd be the most problematic love interest in a fictional story because I'd be openly polyamorous and would fall in love with the protagonist AND the antagonist and would beg them both to be my mutual partners. And they would HATE being forced to put up with each other. Meanwhile, I'm gushing over the fact they're FORCED to spend time together for MY sake. Maybe I can even trick them into kissing.
I would be a force of slutty, slutty chaos! It would be glorious!
Yeah okay.
Do YOU want to learn how to take good nudes? Do YOU want to make all your friends horny for you? Here's how under the cut!
Jokes aside, this is a seriously taken goofy tutorial on how to improve your nudes, mainly consisting of some ameture photography tips and a lot of photos of me trying to convey those tips without a full vocabulary. Everything is hidden under the reblog to be safe but I'm mostly clothed in these for demonstration purposes. I do have nipple through shirts and this will probably end up containing a lot of erotic posing so use viewer discretion. Have fun!
Welcome to part two! No need for an intro so we're jumping back in with-
Angles
What's gonna make the largest difference overall with how you take your nudes? Angles! Let's look at these 3 "nudes" for example. These are all pretty messy but they should get the point across
This is about as close to straight on as I can get it and THESE-
Are the same exact posing taken at two different angles. A way to simplify how to think of this and the effect it has is that your camera IS the viewer as far as they're concerned.
Fast and loose rules but-
Taking a photo from above puts the viewer above you, putting them in more of a dominant position to you. If you want to look small, pathetic, breedable, etc, take your pictures from above. Outside of the viewer relationship, this tends to show off your whole body pretty well so can be good for full body shots.
When you take a photo from below the viewer, you're putting them beneath you. This makes you appear taller and more imposing, leading towards a natural sense of dominance over the viewer. This angle is especially good for fucking around with perspective or showing off specific close up elements of your body.
And last but not least for now, lets talk about the elephant in the room-
Composition
This is gonna be the hardest one to explain. Composition is something you just have to get an eye on in time, but there's a couple main points I can hit on. For this, we're gonna start seeing some actual nudes as examples
So first! The rule of thirds. This is something of a cross composition with a focus on symmetry. You need to know absolutely none of that but what you SHOULD know is that your eyes are always going to be drawn to the intersection of lines at a 3 by three grid and by putting main focus points along these lines, your compositions will become a lot more pleasing to the naked eye.
Putting more together, Next is radial and speaking generally, the way your eyes flow. Here, my right foot is in the center, my left is at an intersection of the thirds, and you'll notice, every wrinkle of the sheets and curve of my body leads towards that center foot.
Even though my ass is in shot as a nice little bonus, it isn't the focus of the shot. No matter where you look in the picture your eye is always drawn back in to the feet.
Center mass. People are always going to look at the biggest thing in the picture. If that's your ass it's your ass. If that's your tits, that's your tits. If it's a dick? Fantastic. Ideally, all of these come into play at once through your posing. Here, all my limbs curve and lean right back towards my center mass and flow nicely. I'm centered in frame, and my ass takes up that middle third of the picture
Lastly will be posing and need a lot more photos so final part 3 to come!
Last but not least-
Posing!!
This is gonna be the most loose out of all of it, and will consist of just general tips on how to use and move your body.
Because it personally pisses me off, none of this will be focused on how to make yourself look skinnier. I loathe that shit and there's too much of it already.
Hands
Wherever you put your hands, people are going to look. Hands can reveal just as much as they cover up, and the lines of your arms are going to naturally lead your eyes to following what's at the end of them. Sitting is one thing. Sitting with an arm between your legs? They'll be thinking about what's between it. Sitting with your hand on your throat? People are gonna think about choking you. Think of where you're arms are and what you're trying to accomplish by making the viewer look there.
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Lifting and Squeezing
Revealing
Example poses without any crazy angling (we've already seen how much that changes how the pose looks)
Thinking about enchanted womb tattoos
A womb tattoo that makes you always wet, your cunt/cock leaking constantly, dripping down your legs and through your clothes. When you cum you can fill buckets
A womb tattoo with fertility sigils that guarantee you get knocked up every time someone cums inside you, making you swell up faster than natural, often with multiples, turning you into little more than a fertile broodmare popping out baby after baby
A womb tattoo that makes you irresistible. No one can look at you without getting hot and bothered, you can’t go out in public without getting groped at least, raped over and over at most. You’d better be careful in case someone decides they want to keep you
A womb tattoo that makes you extra hypnotizable. Spirals are your number one weakness. All someone has to do is wave their hands and speak in a calm voice to turn you brainless and drooling
A womb tattoo that exposes you in public. If you wear a skirt it will fly up, pants will rip down the ass. A tank top will always slip off your shoulders and expose your chest, white shirts will always get wet and long sleeved shirts will be torn in some way. Better to wear skimpy clothes so you don’t keep having to replace everything.
A womb tattoo that attracts horny monsters to you. Hiking in the woods will lead to being chased down and bred by a pack of werewolves. If you can get away you’ll be accosted by the tentacle monster in the lake, gangraped by goblins and orcs and kidnapped by a dragon whose scaly cock splits you open to lay its eggs in you
A womb tattoo that turns you into a milky cow, your breasts ballooning to an incredible size, pouring out gallons of milk until all that can be done is sending you to a hucow farm to be hooked up to a milking machine
Stoic, emotionless, dominant cowboys are OUT. I want that man holding his hat to his chest and begging on his knees
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