Thoughts of a madman

Hello, My name is Chase and I enjoy stuff.

[kookiegguk]

Little Elvis aka Bruno Mars in 1992 😍

[weloveshortvideos]

[okayoverthink]

modern art

[hashtagloveloses]

there are so many elements of this like the casual liam hemsworth in the background, the fact that it comes from a major publication, jeff goldblum’s complete confidence, like this is Art

[apathyfairy]

this is p much the summary of the first 8 books of asoue

[thestoryandyou]

ur welcome 2 come feel the weight of my feminist balls in your tiny hand

[thestoryandyou]

update

[consivanqueen]

[sidestepup2thestreets]

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

[sidestepup2thestreets]

je ™

[chewytriforce]

“what do you think about when you daydream or get distracted?”

nothing. my head is just a running loop of the hamilton original cast recording

[somasis-moved]

i’m like 99% sure this guy in my history group is high right now

[substancegimmesubstance]

You arent wrong he was fuckin stoned out of his conscience.

[sumpunkkidwithtattoos]

Harry Potter valentines (part 1 of 2)

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

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[nerdgasrnz]

This is the savings cat. Reblog so u can save up and pay ur bills like the responsible egg they know u can be

[sad-boyofficial]

I like savings cat better than money cat tbh

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via sh*theadsteve

[xazuhira-deactivated20180701]

when you hear your name said in a public place even though nobody you know is there and your name is rare af

[katherinebishop-archive-deactiv]

poe dameron abandoning all other thought to run as fast as he could to hug finn as music swelled in the background was probably the most romantic movie moment of 2015

[stevetrevror]

i’m not even a little bit sorry

[slightly-fanatic]

I don’t know what I was expecting but it was not that 

[hegodamask]

[maruchance]

[necromancer-deactivated20190530]

I can safely reblog this image as it is a cheap knock-off meme and as such does not bear much spoilerific content, just a wonderfully bad cheap copy meme