In case you can't understand

A good translator of all languages

[subtitle-exclam]

hey, i think amar and cassilda need some subtitles

since they're stuck in russia

[Unfortunately, the @gwblwbwlwbl hiatus extended to their sideblogs as well.]

[localizer-exclam]

मुझे सेटिंग्स नहीं मिल रही हैं, सब कुछ हिंदी में है!

Traductor, haz lo tuyo. (Translator, do your thing.)

Como esse cara ficou preso em hindi? (How did this guy get stuck in Hindi?)

[subtitle-exclam]

"I can't find the settings, everything is in Hindi!"

Okay, so you go to "समायोजन", then "भाषा", then scroll until you see English.

[localizer-exclam]

मेरी मदद करो मैं हिंदी में फंस गया हूँ!

¿Dónde está ese traductor, maldita sea? (Where's that translator, god dammit?)

Isso é hindi ou algo assim? (Is that Hindi or something?)

[subtitle-exclam]

I'm right here, guys!

What that anon is saying is "Help me I am stuck in Hindi!"

[localizer-exclam]

dzień dobry

Ahora, ¿dónde está ese traductor cuando lo necesito? (Now, where's that translator when I need it?)

[subtitle-exclam]

Oh, that's just "hello" in Polish.

[evil-advertsary]

(Continuing from here -> https://www.tumblr.com/hashbang-mods/727554738113167360/whos-purple-text-dude-and-when-did-he-get-here?source=share)

Estoy bien, excepto por el hecho de que este traductor intervino como una especie de Deus ex Machina. (I'm fine, except for the fact that this translator hopped in like some sort of Deus ex Machina.)

-@localizer-exclam

"Es una pena"

["That's A Shame"]

"Oye, ¿puedes ayudarme con algo?"

["Hey, can you help me with something?"]

"Todo el mundo sigue intentando hacerme afrontar las consecuencias de mis acciones"

["Everyone Keeps Trying To Make Me Face Consequences For My Actions"]

[localizer-exclam]

¿Adivina qué? (Guess what?)

Também vamos chutar seu traseiro metafórico. (We will also kick your metaphorical butt.)

Ese de ahí es Alfonso. Habla portugués, por si no lo sabes. (That right there is Afonso. He speaks Portuguese, if you couldn't tell.)

[evil-advertsary]

"Hey Woah Woah Woah" "Sólo puedo hablar un idioma a la vez"

["Hey Woah Woah Woah" "I Can Only Speak One Language At A Time"]

[localizer-exclam]

Eso no nos impedirá darle una paliza. (That won't stop us from beating you up.)

Com certeza, não vai. (Damn right, it won't.)

[evil-advertsary]

"¿Por qué carajo sigue pasando esto?" "Esa pantalla sólo tenía espacio para cuatro luchadores en cada lado"

["Why The Fuck Does This Keep Happening" "That Screen Only Had Room For Four Fighters On Each Side"]

[localizer-exclam]

*The two localizers keep punching the Advertsary*

Oh, lo siento, ¿qué fue eso? ¡No puedo oírte por el sonido de tu doble paliza! (Oh, sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of you being doubly beaten up!)

Sim, mostre a eles como espancamos as pessoas na Península Ibérica, José! (Yeah, show 'em how we beat people up in Iberia, José!)

[character-profiles]

Didn't know we had CHEATERS in the crowd!

Good thing I've got JUST the DEALS for you!

With prices so LOW, it feels like CHEATING! how FITTING!

So what are you WAITING for?? Why DELAY??

Why don't we-

{ Doc' > Magic > RING EM UP }

-ALREADY?

[shady-item-shop]

MAGIC ➾ Freeze II ➾ Advertsary

ACT ↦ "Stocked Up" Two ↦ Convince

[localizer-exclam]

Ei, por que esse lugar parece familiar? (Hey, why does this place feel familiar?)

Eso no importa, Alfonso. Lo que importa es que derrotemos esas ventanas y al tipo naranja que creo que está siendo controlado por las ventanas. (That doesn't matter, Afonso. What matters is that we defeat those windows and the orange guy that I believe is being controlled by the windows.)

Duo Attack -> Iberian Superpunch -> Advertsary

[hashbang-mods]

so back to [fight -> dynamo -> minigun's [X]]

yeah i should probably also [fight > clash > shield's [X]]

[localizer-exclam]

Y pensé que ustedes dos no volverían a aparecer. (And I thought you two wouldn't show up again.) [fight -> sombrero punch -> Doc']

Agora, onde está aquele tradutor mesmo? (Now, where's that translator again?) [fight -> shield bash -> Advertsary]

[subtitle-exclam]

*breaths heavily* R-right here! *collapses due to exhaustion*

[hashbang-mods]

whos purple text dude and when did he get here??? (i haven't caught up with lore in a while)

that's some weird alternate hash from the timeline we hopped into with letzt

who the fuck are you talking to?

[shady-item-shop]

➾ an anon, of course.

➾ don't tell me you don't know anons eiðer

[hashbang-mods]

anon? like on [tumblr]?

oh don't even get into it

[shady-item-shop]

➾ oh, ðat reminds me! Hash, you never told me what [tumblr] is

[hashbang-mods]

oh well it's quite simpl-

[NO. NEVER AGAIN]

the fuck?

[affricative--collective]

Don't worry Shady I'll explain it for you.

So Hash already told you about ðe internet, right?

[tumblr] is what we call a "social" "media". basically you can talk to people on ðere. Very useful, especially when you consider our world is like a þousand times bigger ðan Exclamania.

Anoðer feature of [tumblr] (and only [tumblr], for some reason) is sending "asks" to people. Ðey can ðen answer ðe "ask" and post it.

On some blogs, people can choose to "ask" "anonymously", which is where ðe word "anon" comes from

And yeah we're all on [tumblr] right now hehe

[hashbang-mods]

oh

[thank]

god

[shady-item-shop]

➾ quite an infodump, huh

[By ðe way ðat oðer guy fell asleep just from me talking what ðe he

[evil-advertsary]

"Hey You Know What Else Social Medias Have"

[shady-item-shop]

[Hey shady i þink we want to kill ðis guy]

➾ what ðe fuck, why would we

[I þink it's stealing people's personal information]

➾ and? i do ðat all ðe time?

[and probably selling it to people]

➾ ...yeah let me get my knife

[ @hashbang-mods ]

[evil-advertsary]

"What In The World Is This" "Turn Based Combat?"

[hashbang-mods]

this looks familiar...

yeah...

[evil-advertsary]

"Oh So We're Dueling Is It" "Well Let Me Call My Teammate" "You Know Him" "You Love Him" "You Constantly Meme About Him"

"It's" "Stocked Up!" "Two!"

[for the sake of simplicity, they now speak under Advertsary's blog.]

hlo! wt up pty ple?

[shady-item-shop]

↦ dix sometwo say two?

[Oh, he woke up.]

➾ heyy, can you help me fight ðis dude?

↦ ojay

➾ þank you.

[ACT ↦ Stocked Up Two ↦ Talk]

↦ hwy, wjy aer yoy fihgting on þat gyy's sife?

[hashbang-mods]

oh can we help?

[evil-advertsary]

TWO!?!??!?!?!??!??!???!????!?!??!???!???!??!?

"oh GOD" "what have you done to him" "hey" "no" "leave it"

[shady-item-shop]

[well it's not our turn so i guess it's a skip]

[hashbang-mods]

oh uhh [fight > advert > clash blaster]

[fight -> two -> dynamo roller]

[shady-item-shop]

[ @evil-advertsary ]

[evil-advertsary]

"Not So Fast Cowboys" "This Fight Has" "Gimmicks"

[The advertsary starts generating a large skeleton of windows.]

[You see the health bar disappear and be replaced with a "Windows Remaining" counter. Seems you'll have to figure out how to close the windows to win.]

[Two's face starts growing and glowing, before an Ad Orb fires out of his face, randomly hitting... Item Two.]

[shady-item-shop]

↦ aaaaaaaaa

➾ why are you dashing INTO it??

➾ oh, ðat damaged it.

➾ andd it's our turn.

➾ Magic → PARRY / ↦ Act → "Stocked Up" two → Convince

↦ comw on, wjy cam't þe TWO of us just be friensd?

↦ stpo li§tenign TWO þat guy!

[ @hashbang-mods ]

[hashbang-mods]

i guess just... [fight > left eye > clash blaster]

yeah sure [fight -> right eye -> dynamo roller]

wait what?

COME ON

[evil-advertsary]

"Hey Dumbass Did You Not Hear The Part About The Gimmick" "The Windows Shield My True Self" "And It Is Human-Made Horror Beyond Your Feeble Comprehension"

"Anyway" [The "loading" window turns into a picture of a mini-gun] "Ad Break" [Bullet hell time]

[Two gets into a leaping stance. Ad orbs play ads for anyone who touches them EXCEPT HIM and others affected by the advertsary. He seems to be planning to tackle and latch onto the next person to get hit by an orb.]

[shady-item-shop]

➾ wait, ðat orb looks different...

➾ ..ouch. well, ðat's one window gone...

DEFEND / ACT → "Stocked Up" Two → Convince

[hashbang-mods]

wait what the fuck am i doing [act > self > develop mod]

the hell are you trying to do?

mod in a mouse cursor to-

[COMPILATION FAILED. 6 ERRORS 10 WARNINGS]

FUCK

i think i'll just [fight -> two -> dynamo roller]

[evil-advertsary]

" , "

[Stocked Up Two flies across the field to target Hash 2, as they were the first person to get hit with an ad orb]

[Note: Ad Orbs are supposed to work like stuns, consuming the victim's vision in nothing but an ad]

[shady-item-shop]

[Whoops, Swap!Hash missed]

[character-profiles]

My, this doesn't seem all that fair..

*it seems there's a cloaked Questi approaching the battlefield*

[evil-advertsary]

"Wait" "Stop The Presses" "And Other Inputs" "Who's That"

[hashbang-mods]

hey that kinda looks lik-

OF COURSE IT ISN'T FAIR! WE HAVE A CLOWN USING A CLASH!

YOU JUST WASTED A FIFTH OF YOUR INK ON A MISS!

[character-profiles]

The name's Doc'! The one in charge of documenting the oddities of this world!

Now, what's all this about?

[hashbang-mods]

we're trying to fight this weird ad guy but someone can't seem to aim

rich coming from the clash user

[character-profiles]

Well, that aim was pretty bad-

Don't you think a 4v2 seems rather unfair?

Someone oughta even this out!

[evil-advertsary]

“How Are You Going To Convince One Of Them” “To Fight For Me?”

[character-profiles]

I dunno.

*Doc' just shrugs*

[evil-advertsary]

"Dang" "Was Really Counting On You To Help Me Out Here"

[character-profiles]

Oh. Did you want me to? I could probably do that.

*Doc' grabs his question mark, and whips in front of him, straightening it into a staff*

[evil-advertsary]

[FUCK i forgot Advertsary's mouth was supposed to be destroyed, everybody pretend it was a different window that was destroyed.]

"Oh Yeah That Would Be" "Wait A Minute" "It Just Occurred To Me This Place Looks Vaguely Unlike The Place That's Very-Not-Vaguely Where I'm Not Supposed To Be" [In other words, they don't think they're in Exclamania.]

[hashbang-mods]

oh you're from my timeline? fuck

wait. doc you're helping THEM‽

[evil-advertsary]

“How Did I Get Here” “And What Is” “Here”

[character-profiles]

Yeah. Idk what's going on here, but this fight definitely ain't fair.

Sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[evil-advertsary]

"What" "You're Just Gonna Stand There And Watch Me" "As I Face Consequences For My Actions" "What Has This World Come To"

[character-profiles]

Loog man, all I got is a longe stick. I can help you fight but I dunno if it'll do that much.

Not exactly any power here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[evil-advertsary]

"I Bet I Could Give You More" "Here Sign This Contract Without Reading Please"

[character-profiles]

Sure! That sounds like a wonderful igea!

*he signs it in an almost incomprehensible scribble*

Pleasure goind business with y-

*there is a sudden twitch, and he freezes in place*

[evil-advertsary]

"Great" "Do You Mind Allowing The Horrible Effects Of Signing Deals With Me To Consume You Off-Screen" "Ironically, The Sight Is Not Advertiser Friendly"

TH3 ONLY FRI3NDLY ADV3RTIS3R AROUND H3R3 IS M3

"Who The Fuck?"

H3Y WHO TH3 H3LL AR3 YOU SUPPOS3D TO B3

"Hey Who The Hell Are You Supposed To Be"

[hashbang-mods]

ha! you sound like terezi

wait what how can i hear that. we are talking out loud how did you do a typing quirk

[character-profiles]

How about we talk about some AMAZING DEALS!?

your life

-BEING SPARED!! Only for 99.99! A GOOD DEAL, NO? LIMITED TIME OFFER!!

You have 15 minutes to make your decisions.

BUY NOW! SERIOUSLY! Its a DEAL SO GOOD, they're to DIE FOR!!

The clock starts now.

[evil-advertsary]

"Oh Hey It Worked"

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT GUY

"I Turned Them Into A Puppet To Preach My Own Message In An Attempt To Maximize My Income"

OH DANG YOU'R3 GOOD

"So Anyway What Brings You Here"

I ALSO MAD3 A D3AL BUT NOW I F33L DUMB B3CAUS3 ALL I ASK3D FOR IN R3TURN WAS GOLD

"Gold?"

IN-GAM3 CURR3NCY DUMBASS [While saying this, Adv3rt gestures to behind them]

[doctor-percentile]

Now why have you brought me here?

[A person in a gray labcoat stands behind Adv3rt, with a scarf and long, pink hair that seems to be permanently flowing in the wind.]

Is this where I shall discover new power? Pathetic.

[shady-item-shop]

[Uh, can we go back to turn-based combat?]

ACT ➾ Advert ➾ Damage window

ACT ↦ "Stocked Up" Two ↦ Convince

[@hashbang-mods]

[hashbang-mods]

let's try again then... [act > self > develop mod]

[COMPILATION FAILED. 6 ERRORS 10 WARNINGS]

fuck

wait what if i try aim a bit more at the [X]? [fight -> minigun's [X] -> dynamo]

[shady-item-shop]

[Ðe damage made up for it, i guess]

[evil-advertsary]

"So Anyway" "You Gonna Help Me Or"

FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU I GOT PAID [The Adv3rt leaves]

"Reasonable"

[Advertsary and Stocked Up Two use Shield Window!]

[Two generates what appears to be a window with a stock photo of a shield, and Advertsary attaches it to the end of the chain!]

[hashbang-mods]

oh COME ON

THAT'S CHEATING!

[localizer-exclam]

*José randomly stumbles here*

Oye, ¿qué es todo esto ahora? (Hey, what's all this now?)

[hashbang-mods]

o, a więc teraz po prostu gadamy w jakim kolwiek języku my kurwa chcemy? [translation: oh, so we're just talking in whatever fucking language we want?]

hej, obydwaj jesteśmy polakami! [translation: hey, we're both polish!]

o fajnie [translation: oh neat]

[localizer-exclam]

Ei, o que es- (Hey, what's-)

Quem é você?

¿Quién eres?

(Who are you?)

Apresentando:/Presentando: (Introducing:)

[hashbang-mods]

wait can you two not speak english? that'll be a problem

kurwa wiedziałem że powiniem wybrać hiszpański [translation: fuck i knew i should've chosen spanish]

no... [translation: yeah... (T/N: yes the polish phrase "no" means "yeah" in english. very fun)]

[localizer-exclam]

¡Somos localizadores de bajo rango! ¿Por qué hablaríamos inglés? (We're low-rank localizers! Why would we speak English?)

Acabamos de receber ordens sobre o que colocar no arquivo de localização. Não somos nós que traduzimos. (We're just given orders on what to put in the localization file. We're not the ones translating.)

[hashbang-mods]

localiza... are you guys localizers or something?

[localizer-exclam]

Sí. Sim. (Yes.)

[hashbang-mods]

i think that means yes? god this is gonna be like that one fucking riddle isn't it

[localizer-exclam]

[(To Afonso)] Supongo que necesitamos un traductor. (I guess we need a translator.)

[(To José)] Sim. Mas o que, ou melhor, quem deveríamos contratar como tradutor? (Yeah. But what, or rather, who should we get as a translator?)

[subtitle-exclam]

Hey, guys.

[localizer-exclam]

¡Mira, Alfonso! ¡Un traductor! (Look, Afonso! A translator!)

Na hora certa. (Just in time.)

[subtitle-exclam]

Oh, they're just excited that I'm here.

[hashbang-mods]

oh huh talk about deus ex machina

i feel like you just made that joke...

huh. yeah.

[localizer-exclam]

Eso no importa. Lo que yo- (That doesn't matter. What I-)

-Nós. (-We.)

Sí. Lo que queremos saber es ¡¿QUÉ DEMONIOS ESTÁ PASANDO AQUÍ?! (Yeah. What WE want to know is WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!)

[subtitle-exclam]

They need to know what's going on here.

[hashbang-mods]

i met some guy who can apparently open portals between timelines, met this dumbass

HEY!

and then we started fighting this guy who slipped through the portal

[localizer-exclam]

¿Eh? No veo nada. (Huh? I don't see anything.)

Sim, eu também não. (Yeah, me neither)

[subtitle-exclam]

They can't see what you're referring to, and to be honest, neither can I.

[hashbang-mods]

whos purple text dude and when did he get here??? (i haven't caught up with lore in a while)

that's some weird alternate hash from the timeline we hopped into with letzt

who the fuck are you talking to?

[shady-item-shop]

➾ an anon, of course.

➾ don't tell me you don't know anons eiðer

[hashbang-mods]

anon? like on [tumblr]?

oh don't even get into it

[shady-item-shop]

➾ oh, ðat reminds me! Hash, you never told me what [tumblr] is

[hashbang-mods]

oh well it's quite simpl-

[NO. NEVER AGAIN]

the fuck?

[affricative--collective]

Don't worry Shady I'll explain it for you.

So Hash already told you about ðe internet, right?

[tumblr] is what we call a "social" "media". basically you can talk to people on ðere. Very useful, especially when you consider our world is like a þousand times bigger ðan Exclamania.

Anoðer feature of [tumblr] (and only [tumblr], for some reason) is sending "asks" to people. Ðey can ðen answer ðe "ask" and post it.

On some blogs, people can choose to "ask" "anonymously", which is where ðe word "anon" comes from

And yeah we're all on [tumblr] right now hehe

[hashbang-mods]

oh

[thank]

god

[shady-item-shop]

➾ quite an infodump, huh

[By ðe way ðat oðer guy fell asleep just from me talking what ðe he

[evil-advertsary]

"Hey You Know What Else Social Medias Have"

[shady-item-shop]

[Hey shady i þink we want to kill ðis guy]

➾ what ðe fuck, why would we

[I þink it's stealing people's personal information]

➾ and? i do ðat all ðe time?

[and probably selling it to people]

➾ ...yeah let me get my knife

[ @hashbang-mods ]

[evil-advertsary]

"What In The World Is This" "Turn Based Combat?"

[hashbang-mods]

this looks familiar...

yeah...

[evil-advertsary]

"Oh So We're Dueling Is It" "Well Let Me Call My Teammate" "You Know Him" "You Love Him" "You Constantly Meme About Him"

"It's" "Stocked Up!" "Two!"

[for the sake of simplicity, they now speak under Advertsary's blog.]

hlo! wt up pty ple?

[shady-item-shop]

↦ dix sometwo say two?

[Oh, he woke up.]

➾ heyy, can you help me fight ðis dude?

↦ ojay

➾ þank you.

[ACT ↦ Stocked Up Two ↦ Talk]

↦ hwy, wjy aer yoy fihgting on þat gyy's sife?

[hashbang-mods]

oh can we help?

[evil-advertsary]

TWO!?!??!?!?!??!??!???!????!?!??!???!???!??!?

"oh GOD" "what have you done to him" "hey" "no" "leave it"

[shady-item-shop]

[well it's not our turn so i guess it's a skip]

[hashbang-mods]

oh uhh [fight > advert > clash blaster]

[fight -> two -> dynamo roller]

[shady-item-shop]

[ @evil-advertsary ]

[evil-advertsary]

"Not So Fast Cowboys" "This Fight Has" "Gimmicks"

[The advertsary starts generating a large skeleton of windows.]

[You see the health bar disappear and be replaced with a "Windows Remaining" counter. Seems you'll have to figure out how to close the windows to win.]

[Two's face starts growing and glowing, before an Ad Orb fires out of his face, randomly hitting... Item Two.]

[shady-item-shop]

↦ aaaaaaaaa

➾ why are you dashing INTO it??

➾ oh, ðat damaged it.

➾ andd it's our turn.

➾ Magic → PARRY / ↦ Act → "Stocked Up" two → Convince

↦ comw on, wjy cam't þe TWO of us just be friensd?

↦ stpo li§tenign TWO þat guy!

[ @hashbang-mods ]

[hashbang-mods]

i guess just... [fight > left eye > clash blaster]

yeah sure [fight -> right eye -> dynamo roller]

wait what?

COME ON

[evil-advertsary]

"Hey Dumbass Did You Not Hear The Part About The Gimmick" "The Windows Shield My True Self" "And It Is Human-Made Horror Beyond Your Feeble Comprehension"

"Anyway" [The "loading" window turns into a picture of a mini-gun] "Ad Break" [Bullet hell time]

[Two gets into a leaping stance. Ad orbs play ads for anyone who touches them EXCEPT HIM and others affected by the advertsary. He seems to be planning to tackle and latch onto the next person to get hit by an orb.]

[shady-item-shop]

➾ wait, ðat orb looks different...

➾ ..ouch. well, ðat's one window gone...

DEFEND / ACT → "Stocked Up" Two → Convince

[hashbang-mods]

wait what the fuck am i doing [act > self > develop mod]

the hell are you trying to do?

mod in a mouse cursor to-

[COMPILATION FAILED. 6 ERRORS 10 WARNINGS]

FUCK

i think i'll just [fight -> two -> dynamo roller]

[evil-advertsary]

" , "

[Stocked Up Two flies across the field to target Hash 2, as they were the first person to get hit with an ad orb]

[Note: Ad Orbs are supposed to work like stuns, consuming the victim's vision in nothing but an ad]

[shady-item-shop]

[Whoops, Swap!Hash missed]

[character-profiles]

My, this doesn't seem all that fair..

*it seems there's a cloaked Questi approaching the battlefield*

[evil-advertsary]

"Wait" "Stop The Presses" "And Other Inputs" "Who's That"

[hashbang-mods]

hey that kinda looks lik-

OF COURSE IT ISN'T FAIR! WE HAVE A CLOWN USING A CLASH!

YOU JUST WASTED A FIFTH OF YOUR INK ON A MISS!

[character-profiles]

The name's Doc'! The one in charge of documenting the oddities of this world!

Now, what's all this about?

[hashbang-mods]

we're trying to fight this weird ad guy but someone can't seem to aim

rich coming from the clash user

[character-profiles]

Well, that aim was pretty bad-

Don't you think a 4v2 seems rather unfair?

Someone oughta even this out!

[evil-advertsary]

“How Are You Going To Convince One Of Them” “To Fight For Me?”

[character-profiles]

I dunno.

*Doc' just shrugs*

[evil-advertsary]

"Dang" "Was Really Counting On You To Help Me Out Here"

[character-profiles]

Oh. Did you want me to? I could probably do that.

*Doc' grabs his question mark, and whips in front of him, straightening it into a staff*

[evil-advertsary]

[FUCK i forgot Advertsary's mouth was supposed to be destroyed, everybody pretend it was a different window that was destroyed.]

"Oh Yeah That Would Be" "Wait A Minute" "It Just Occurred To Me This Place Looks Vaguely Unlike The Place That's Very-Not-Vaguely Where I'm Not Supposed To Be" [In other words, they don't think they're in Exclamania.]

[hashbang-mods]

oh you're from my timeline? fuck

wait. doc you're helping THEM‽

[evil-advertsary]

“How Did I Get Here” “And What Is” “Here”

[character-profiles]

Yeah. Idk what's going on here, but this fight definitely ain't fair.

Sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[evil-advertsary]

"What" "You're Just Gonna Stand There And Watch Me" "As I Face Consequences For My Actions" "What Has This World Come To"

[character-profiles]

Loog man, all I got is a longe stick. I can help you fight but I dunno if it'll do that much.

Not exactly any power here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[evil-advertsary]

"I Bet I Could Give You More" "Here Sign This Contract Without Reading Please"

[character-profiles]

Sure! That sounds like a wonderful igea!

*he signs it in an almost incomprehensible scribble*

Pleasure goind business with y-

*there is a sudden twitch, and he freezes in place*

[evil-advertsary]

"Great" "Do You Mind Allowing The Horrible Effects Of Signing Deals With Me To Consume You Off-Screen" "Ironically, The Sight Is Not Advertiser Friendly"

TH3 ONLY FRI3NDLY ADV3RTIS3R AROUND H3R3 IS M3

"Who The Fuck?"

H3Y WHO TH3 H3LL AR3 YOU SUPPOS3D TO B3

"Hey Who The Hell Are You Supposed To Be"

[hashbang-mods]

ha! you sound like terezi

wait what how can i hear that. we are talking out loud how did you do a typing quirk

[character-profiles]

How about we talk about some AMAZING DEALS!?

your life

-BEING SPARED!! Only for 99.99! A GOOD DEAL, NO? LIMITED TIME OFFER!!

You have 15 minutes to make your decisions.

BUY NOW! SERIOUSLY! Its a DEAL SO GOOD, they're to DIE FOR!!

The clock starts now.

[evil-advertsary]

"Oh Hey It Worked"

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT GUY

"I Turned Them Into A Puppet To Preach My Own Message In An Attempt To Maximize My Income"

OH DANG YOU'R3 GOOD

"So Anyway What Brings You Here"

I ALSO MAD3 A D3AL BUT NOW I F33L DUMB B3CAUS3 ALL I ASK3D FOR IN R3TURN WAS GOLD

"Gold?"

IN-GAM3 CURR3NCY DUMBASS [While saying this, Adv3rt gestures to behind them]

[doctor-percentile]

Now why have you brought me here?

[A person in a gray labcoat stands behind Adv3rt, with a scarf and long, pink hair that seems to be permanently flowing in the wind.]

Is this where I shall discover new power? Pathetic.

[shady-item-shop]

[Uh, can we go back to turn-based combat?]

ACT ➾ Advert ➾ Damage window

ACT ↦ "Stocked Up" Two ↦ Convince

[@hashbang-mods]

[hashbang-mods]

let's try again then... [act > self > develop mod]

[COMPILATION FAILED. 6 ERRORS 10 WARNINGS]

fuck

wait what if i try aim a bit more at the [X]? [fight -> minigun's [X] -> dynamo]

[shady-item-shop]

[Ðe damage made up for it, i guess]

[evil-advertsary]

"So Anyway" "You Gonna Help Me Or"

FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU I GOT PAID [The Adv3rt leaves]

"Reasonable"

[Advertsary and Stocked Up Two use Shield Window!]

[Two generates what appears to be a window with a stock photo of a shield, and Advertsary attaches it to the end of the chain!]

[hashbang-mods]

oh COME ON

THAT'S CHEATING!

[localizer-exclam]

*José randomly stumbles here*

Oye, ¿qué es todo esto ahora? (Hey, what's all this now?)

[hashbang-mods]

o, a więc teraz po prostu gadamy w jakim kolwiek języku my kurwa chcemy? [translation: oh, so we're just talking in whatever fucking language we want?]

hej, obydwaj jesteśmy polakami! [translation: hey, we're both polish!]

o fajnie [translation: oh neat]

[localizer-exclam]

Ei, o que es- (Hey, what's-)

Quem é você?

¿Quién eres?

(Who are you?)

Apresentando:/Presentando: (Introducing:)

[hashbang-mods]

wait can you two not speak english? that'll be a problem

kurwa wiedziałem że powiniem wybrać hiszpański [translation: fuck i knew i should've chosen spanish]

no... [translation: yeah... (T/N: yes the polish phrase "no" means "yeah" in english. very fun)]

[localizer-exclam]

¡Somos localizadores de bajo rango! ¿Por qué hablaríamos inglés? (We're low-rank localizers! Why would we speak English?)

Acabamos de receber ordens sobre o que colocar no arquivo de localização. Não somos nós que traduzimos. (We're just given orders on what to put in the localization file. We're not the ones translating.)

[hashbang-mods]

localiza... are you guys localizers or something?

[localizer-exclam]

Sí. Sim. (Yes.)

[hashbang-mods]

i think that means yes? god this is gonna be like that one fucking riddle isn't it

[localizer-exclam]

[(To Afonso)] Supongo que necesitamos un traductor. (I guess we need a translator.)

[(To José)] Sim. Mas o que, ou melhor, quem deveríamos contratar como tradutor? (Yeah. But what, or rather, who should we get as a translator?)

[subtitle-exclam]

Hey, guys.

[localizer-exclam]

¡Mira, Alfonso! ¡Un traductor! (Look, Afonso! A translator!)

Na hora certa. (Just in time.)

[subtitle-exclam]

Oh, they're just excited that I'm here.

[hashbang-mods]

oh huh talk about deus ex machina

i feel like you just made that joke...

huh. yeah.

[localizer-exclam]

Eso no importa. Lo que yo- (That doesn't matter. What I-)

-Nós. (-We.)

Sí. Lo que queremos saber es ¡¿QUÉ DEMONIOS ESTÁ PASANDO AQUÍ?! (Yeah. What WE want to know is WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!)

[subtitle-exclam]

They need to know what's going on here.

[hashbang-mods]

whos purple text dude and when did he get here??? (i haven't caught up with lore in a while)

that's some weird alternate hash from the timeline we hopped into with letzt

who the fuck are you talking to?

[shady-item-shop]

➾ an anon, of course.

➾ don't tell me you don't know anons eiðer

[hashbang-mods]

anon? like on [tumblr]?

oh don't even get into it

[shady-item-shop]

➾ oh, ðat reminds me! Hash, you never told me what [tumblr] is

[hashbang-mods]

oh well it's quite simpl-

[NO. NEVER AGAIN]

the fuck?

[affricative--collective]

Don't worry Shady I'll explain it for you.

So Hash already told you about ðe internet, right?

[tumblr] is what we call a "social" "media". basically you can talk to people on ðere. Very useful, especially when you consider our world is like a þousand times bigger ðan Exclamania.

Anoðer feature of [tumblr] (and only [tumblr], for some reason) is sending "asks" to people. Ðey can ðen answer ðe "ask" and post it.

On some blogs, people can choose to "ask" "anonymously", which is where ðe word "anon" comes from

And yeah we're all on [tumblr] right now hehe

[hashbang-mods]

oh

[thank]

god

[shady-item-shop]

➾ quite an infodump, huh

[By ðe way ðat oðer guy fell asleep just from me talking what ðe he

[evil-advertsary]

"Hey You Know What Else Social Medias Have"

[shady-item-shop]

[Hey shady i þink we want to kill ðis guy]

➾ what ðe fuck, why would we

[I þink it's stealing people's personal information]

➾ and? i do ðat all ðe time?

[and probably selling it to people]

➾ ...yeah let me get my knife

[ @hashbang-mods ]

[evil-advertsary]

"What In The World Is This" "Turn Based Combat?"

[hashbang-mods]

this looks familiar...

yeah...

[evil-advertsary]

"Oh So We're Dueling Is It" "Well Let Me Call My Teammate" "You Know Him" "You Love Him" "You Constantly Meme About Him"

"It's" "Stocked Up!" "Two!"

[for the sake of simplicity, they now speak under Advertsary's blog.]

hlo! wt up pty ple?

[shady-item-shop]

↦ dix sometwo say two?

[Oh, he woke up.]

➾ heyy, can you help me fight ðis dude?

↦ ojay

➾ þank you.

[ACT ↦ Stocked Up Two ↦ Talk]

↦ hwy, wjy aer yoy fihgting on þat gyy's sife?

[hashbang-mods]

oh can we help?

[evil-advertsary]

TWO!?!??!?!?!??!??!???!????!?!??!???!???!??!?

"oh GOD" "what have you done to him" "hey" "no" "leave it"

[shady-item-shop]

[well it's not our turn so i guess it's a skip]

[hashbang-mods]

oh uhh [fight > advert > clash blaster]

[fight -> two -> dynamo roller]

[shady-item-shop]

[ @evil-advertsary ]

[evil-advertsary]

"Not So Fast Cowboys" "This Fight Has" "Gimmicks"

[The advertsary starts generating a large skeleton of windows.]

[You see the health bar disappear and be replaced with a "Windows Remaining" counter. Seems you'll have to figure out how to close the windows to win.]

[Two's face starts growing and glowing, before an Ad Orb fires out of his face, randomly hitting... Item Two.]

[shady-item-shop]

↦ aaaaaaaaa

➾ why are you dashing INTO it??

➾ oh, ðat damaged it.

➾ andd it's our turn.

➾ Magic → PARRY / ↦ Act → "Stocked Up" two → Convince

↦ comw on, wjy cam't þe TWO of us just be friensd?

↦ stpo li§tenign TWO þat guy!

[ @hashbang-mods ]

[hashbang-mods]

i guess just... [fight > left eye > clash blaster]

yeah sure [fight -> right eye -> dynamo roller]

wait what?

COME ON

[evil-advertsary]

"Hey Dumbass Did You Not Hear The Part About The Gimmick" "The Windows Shield My True Self" "And It Is Human-Made Horror Beyond Your Feeble Comprehension"

"Anyway" [The "loading" window turns into a picture of a mini-gun] "Ad Break" [Bullet hell time]

[Two gets into a leaping stance. Ad orbs play ads for anyone who touches them EXCEPT HIM and others affected by the advertsary. He seems to be planning to tackle and latch onto the next person to get hit by an orb.]

[shady-item-shop]

➾ wait, ðat orb looks different...

➾ ..ouch. well, ðat's one window gone...

DEFEND / ACT → "Stocked Up" Two → Convince

[hashbang-mods]

wait what the fuck am i doing [act > self > develop mod]

the hell are you trying to do?

mod in a mouse cursor to-

[COMPILATION FAILED. 6 ERRORS 10 WARNINGS]

FUCK

i think i'll just [fight -> two -> dynamo roller]

[evil-advertsary]

" , "

[Stocked Up Two flies across the field to target Hash 2, as they were the first person to get hit with an ad orb]

[Note: Ad Orbs are supposed to work like stuns, consuming the victim's vision in nothing but an ad]

[shady-item-shop]

[Whoops, Swap!Hash missed]

[character-profiles]

My, this doesn't seem all that fair..

*it seems there's a cloaked Questi approaching the battlefield*

[evil-advertsary]

"Wait" "Stop The Presses" "And Other Inputs" "Who's That"

[hashbang-mods]

hey that kinda looks lik-

OF COURSE IT ISN'T FAIR! WE HAVE A CLOWN USING A CLASH!

YOU JUST WASTED A FIFTH OF YOUR INK ON A MISS!

[character-profiles]

The name's Doc'! The one in charge of documenting the oddities of this world!

Now, what's all this about?

[hashbang-mods]

we're trying to fight this weird ad guy but someone can't seem to aim

rich coming from the clash user

[character-profiles]

Well, that aim was pretty bad-

Don't you think a 4v2 seems rather unfair?

Someone oughta even this out!

[evil-advertsary]

“How Are You Going To Convince One Of Them” “To Fight For Me?”

[character-profiles]

I dunno.

*Doc' just shrugs*

[evil-advertsary]

"Dang" "Was Really Counting On You To Help Me Out Here"

[character-profiles]

Oh. Did you want me to? I could probably do that.

*Doc' grabs his question mark, and whips in front of him, straightening it into a staff*

[evil-advertsary]

[FUCK i forgot Advertsary's mouth was supposed to be destroyed, everybody pretend it was a different window that was destroyed.]

"Oh Yeah That Would Be" "Wait A Minute" "It Just Occurred To Me This Place Looks Vaguely Unlike The Place That's Very-Not-Vaguely Where I'm Not Supposed To Be" [In other words, they don't think they're in Exclamania.]

[hashbang-mods]

oh you're from my timeline? fuck

wait. doc you're helping THEM‽

[evil-advertsary]

“How Did I Get Here” “And What Is” “Here”

[character-profiles]

Yeah. Idk what's going on here, but this fight definitely ain't fair.

Sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[evil-advertsary]

"What" "You're Just Gonna Stand There And Watch Me" "As I Face Consequences For My Actions" "What Has This World Come To"

[character-profiles]

Loog man, all I got is a longe stick. I can help you fight but I dunno if it'll do that much.

Not exactly any power here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[evil-advertsary]

"I Bet I Could Give You More" "Here Sign This Contract Without Reading Please"

[character-profiles]

Sure! That sounds like a wonderful igea!

*he signs it in an almost incomprehensible scribble*

Pleasure goind business with y-

*there is a sudden twitch, and he freezes in place*

[evil-advertsary]

"Great" "Do You Mind Allowing The Horrible Effects Of Signing Deals With Me To Consume You Off-Screen" "Ironically, The Sight Is Not Advertiser Friendly"

TH3 ONLY FRI3NDLY ADV3RTIS3R AROUND H3R3 IS M3

"Who The Fuck?"

H3Y WHO TH3 H3LL AR3 YOU SUPPOS3D TO B3

"Hey Who The Hell Are You Supposed To Be"

[hashbang-mods]

ha! you sound like terezi

wait what how can i hear that. we are talking out loud how did you do a typing quirk

[character-profiles]

How about we talk about some AMAZING DEALS!?

your life

-BEING SPARED!! Only for 99.99! A GOOD DEAL, NO? LIMITED TIME OFFER!!

You have 15 minutes to make your decisions.

BUY NOW! SERIOUSLY! Its a DEAL SO GOOD, they're to DIE FOR!!

The clock starts now.

[evil-advertsary]

"Oh Hey It Worked"

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT GUY

"I Turned Them Into A Puppet To Preach My Own Message In An Attempt To Maximize My Income"

OH DANG YOU'R3 GOOD

"So Anyway What Brings You Here"

I ALSO MAD3 A D3AL BUT NOW I F33L DUMB B3CAUS3 ALL I ASK3D FOR IN R3TURN WAS GOLD

"Gold?"

IN-GAM3 CURR3NCY DUMBASS [While saying this, Adv3rt gestures to behind them]

[doctor-percentile]

Now why have you brought me here?

[A person in a gray labcoat stands behind Adv3rt, with a scarf and long, pink hair that seems to be permanently flowing in the wind.]

Is this where I shall discover new power? Pathetic.

[shady-item-shop]

[Uh, can we go back to turn-based combat?]

ACT ➾ Advert ➾ Damage window

ACT ↦ "Stocked Up" Two ↦ Convince

[@hashbang-mods]

[hashbang-mods]

let's try again then... [act > self > develop mod]

[COMPILATION FAILED. 6 ERRORS 10 WARNINGS]

fuck

wait what if i try aim a bit more at the [X]? [fight -> minigun's [X] -> dynamo]

[shady-item-shop]

[Ðe damage made up for it, i guess]

[evil-advertsary]

"So Anyway" "You Gonna Help Me Or"

FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU I GOT PAID [The Adv3rt leaves]

"Reasonable"

[Advertsary and Stocked Up Two use Shield Window!]

[Two generates what appears to be a window with a stock photo of a shield, and Advertsary attaches it to the end of the chain!]

[hashbang-mods]

oh COME ON

THAT'S CHEATING!

[localizer-exclam]

*José randomly stumbles here*

Oye, ¿qué es todo esto ahora? (Hey, what's all this now?)

[hashbang-mods]

o, a więc teraz po prostu gadamy w jakim kolwiek języku my kurwa chcemy? [translation: oh, so we're just talking in whatever fucking language we want?]

hej, obydwaj jesteśmy polakami! [translation: hey, we're both polish!]

o fajnie [translation: oh neat]

[localizer-exclam]

Ei, o que es- (Hey, what's-)

Quem é você?

¿Quién eres?

(Who are you?)

Apresentando:/Presentando: (Introducing:)

[hashbang-mods]

wait can you two not speak english? that'll be a problem

kurwa wiedziałem że powiniem wybrać hiszpański [translation: fuck i knew i should've chosen spanish]

no... [translation: yeah... (T/N: yes the polish phrase "no" means "yeah" in english. very fun)]

[localizer-exclam]

¡Somos localizadores de bajo rango! ¿Por qué hablaríamos inglés? (We're low-rank localizers! Why would we speak English?)

Acabamos de receber ordens sobre o que colocar no arquivo de localização. Não somos nós que traduzimos. (We're just given orders on what to put in the localization file. We're not the ones translating.)

[hashbang-mods]

localiza... are you guys localizers or something?

[localizer-exclam]

Sí. Sim. (Yes.)

[hashbang-mods]

i think that means yes? god this is gonna be like that one fucking riddle isn't it

[localizer-exclam]

[(To Afonso)] Supongo que necesitamos un traductor. (I guess we need a translator.)

[(To José)] Sim. Mas o que, ou melhor, quem deveríamos contratar como tradutor? (Yeah. But what, or rather, who should we get as a translator?)

[subtitle-exclam]

Hey, guys.

[localizer-exclam]

¡Mira, Alfonso! ¡Un traductor! (Look, Afonso! A translator!)

Na hora certa. (Just in time.)

[subtitle-exclam]

Oh, they're just excited that I'm here.

[hashbang-mods]

whos purple text dude and when did he get here??? (i haven't caught up with lore in a while)

that's some weird alternate hash from the timeline we hopped into with letzt

who the fuck are you talking to?

[shady-item-shop]

➾ an anon, of course.

➾ don't tell me you don't know anons eiðer

[hashbang-mods]

anon? like on [tumblr]?

oh don't even get into it

[shady-item-shop]

➾ oh, ðat reminds me! Hash, you never told me what [tumblr] is

[hashbang-mods]

oh well it's quite simpl-

[NO. NEVER AGAIN]

the fuck?

[affricative--collective]

Don't worry Shady I'll explain it for you.

So Hash already told you about ðe internet, right?

[tumblr] is what we call a "social" "media". basically you can talk to people on ðere. Very useful, especially when you consider our world is like a þousand times bigger ðan Exclamania.

Anoðer feature of [tumblr] (and only [tumblr], for some reason) is sending "asks" to people. Ðey can ðen answer ðe "ask" and post it.

On some blogs, people can choose to "ask" "anonymously", which is where ðe word "anon" comes from

And yeah we're all on [tumblr] right now hehe

[hashbang-mods]

oh

[thank]

god

[shady-item-shop]

➾ quite an infodump, huh

[By ðe way ðat oðer guy fell asleep just from me talking what ðe he

[evil-advertsary]

"Hey You Know What Else Social Medias Have"

[shady-item-shop]

[Hey shady i þink we want to kill ðis guy]

➾ what ðe fuck, why would we

[I þink it's stealing people's personal information]

➾ and? i do ðat all ðe time?

[and probably selling it to people]

➾ ...yeah let me get my knife

[ @hashbang-mods ]

[evil-advertsary]

"What In The World Is This" "Turn Based Combat?"

[hashbang-mods]

this looks familiar...

yeah...

[evil-advertsary]

"Oh So We're Dueling Is It" "Well Let Me Call My Teammate" "You Know Him" "You Love Him" "You Constantly Meme About Him"

"It's" "Stocked Up!" "Two!"

[for the sake of simplicity, they now speak under Advertsary's blog.]

hlo! wt up pty ple?

[shady-item-shop]

↦ dix sometwo say two?

[Oh, he woke up.]

➾ heyy, can you help me fight ðis dude?

↦ ojay

➾ þank you.

[ACT ↦ Stocked Up Two ↦ Talk]

↦ hwy, wjy aer yoy fihgting on þat gyy's sife?

[hashbang-mods]

oh can we help?

[evil-advertsary]

TWO!?!??!?!?!??!??!???!????!?!??!???!???!??!?

"oh GOD" "what have you done to him" "hey" "no" "leave it"

[shady-item-shop]

[well it's not our turn so i guess it's a skip]

[hashbang-mods]

oh uhh [fight > advert > clash blaster]

[fight -> two -> dynamo roller]

[shady-item-shop]

[ @evil-advertsary ]

[evil-advertsary]

"Not So Fast Cowboys" "This Fight Has" "Gimmicks"

[The advertsary starts generating a large skeleton of windows.]

[You see the health bar disappear and be replaced with a "Windows Remaining" counter. Seems you'll have to figure out how to close the windows to win.]

[Two's face starts growing and glowing, before an Ad Orb fires out of his face, randomly hitting... Item Two.]

[shady-item-shop]

↦ aaaaaaaaa

➾ why are you dashing INTO it??

➾ oh, ðat damaged it.

➾ andd it's our turn.

➾ Magic → PARRY / ↦ Act → "Stocked Up" two → Convince

↦ comw on, wjy cam't þe TWO of us just be friensd?

↦ stpo li§tenign TWO þat guy!

[ @hashbang-mods ]

[hashbang-mods]

i guess just... [fight > left eye > clash blaster]

yeah sure [fight -> right eye -> dynamo roller]

wait what?

COME ON

[evil-advertsary]

"Hey Dumbass Did You Not Hear The Part About The Gimmick" "The Windows Shield My True Self" "And It Is Human-Made Horror Beyond Your Feeble Comprehension"

"Anyway" [The "loading" window turns into a picture of a mini-gun] "Ad Break" [Bullet hell time]

[Two gets into a leaping stance. Ad orbs play ads for anyone who touches them EXCEPT HIM and others affected by the advertsary. He seems to be planning to tackle and latch onto the next person to get hit by an orb.]

[shady-item-shop]

➾ wait, ðat orb looks different...

➾ ..ouch. well, ðat's one window gone...

DEFEND / ACT → "Stocked Up" Two → Convince

[hashbang-mods]

wait what the fuck am i doing [act > self > develop mod]

the hell are you trying to do?

mod in a mouse cursor to-

[COMPILATION FAILED. 6 ERRORS 10 WARNINGS]

FUCK

i think i'll just [fight -> two -> dynamo roller]

[evil-advertsary]

" , "

[Stocked Up Two flies across the field to target Hash 2, as they were the first person to get hit with an ad orb]

[Note: Ad Orbs are supposed to work like stuns, consuming the victim's vision in nothing but an ad]

[shady-item-shop]

[Whoops, Swap!Hash missed]

[character-profiles]

My, this doesn't seem all that fair..

*it seems there's a cloaked Questi approaching the battlefield*

[evil-advertsary]

"Wait" "Stop The Presses" "And Other Inputs" "Who's That"

[hashbang-mods]

hey that kinda looks lik-

OF COURSE IT ISN'T FAIR! WE HAVE A CLOWN USING A CLASH!

YOU JUST WASTED A FIFTH OF YOUR INK ON A MISS!

[character-profiles]

The name's Doc'! The one in charge of documenting the oddities of this world!

Now, what's all this about?

[hashbang-mods]

we're trying to fight this weird ad guy but someone can't seem to aim

rich coming from the clash user

[character-profiles]

Well, that aim was pretty bad-

Don't you think a 4v2 seems rather unfair?

Someone oughta even this out!

[evil-advertsary]

“How Are You Going To Convince One Of Them” “To Fight For Me?”

[character-profiles]

I dunno.

*Doc' just shrugs*

[evil-advertsary]

"Dang" "Was Really Counting On You To Help Me Out Here"

[character-profiles]

Oh. Did you want me to? I could probably do that.

*Doc' grabs his question mark, and whips in front of him, straightening it into a staff*

[evil-advertsary]

[FUCK i forgot Advertsary's mouth was supposed to be destroyed, everybody pretend it was a different window that was destroyed.]

"Oh Yeah That Would Be" "Wait A Minute" "It Just Occurred To Me This Place Looks Vaguely Unlike The Place That's Very-Not-Vaguely Where I'm Not Supposed To Be" [In other words, they don't think they're in Exclamania.]

[hashbang-mods]

oh you're from my timeline? fuck

wait. doc you're helping THEM‽

[evil-advertsary]

“How Did I Get Here” “And What Is” “Here”

[character-profiles]

Yeah. Idk what's going on here, but this fight definitely ain't fair.

Sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[evil-advertsary]

"What" "You're Just Gonna Stand There And Watch Me" "As I Face Consequences For My Actions" "What Has This World Come To"

[character-profiles]

Loog man, all I got is a longe stick. I can help you fight but I dunno if it'll do that much.

Not exactly any power here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[evil-advertsary]

"I Bet I Could Give You More" "Here Sign This Contract Without Reading Please"

[character-profiles]

Sure! That sounds like a wonderful igea!

*he signs it in an almost incomprehensible scribble*

Pleasure goind business with y-

*there is a sudden twitch, and he freezes in place*

[evil-advertsary]

"Great" "Do You Mind Allowing The Horrible Effects Of Signing Deals With Me To Consume You Off-Screen" "Ironically, The Sight Is Not Advertiser Friendly"

TH3 ONLY FRI3NDLY ADV3RTIS3R AROUND H3R3 IS M3

"Who The Fuck?"

H3Y WHO TH3 H3LL AR3 YOU SUPPOS3D TO B3

"Hey Who The Hell Are You Supposed To Be"

[hashbang-mods]

ha! you sound like terezi

wait what how can i hear that. we are talking out loud how did you do a typing quirk

[character-profiles]

How about we talk about some AMAZING DEALS!?

your life

-BEING SPARED!! Only for 99.99! A GOOD DEAL, NO? LIMITED TIME OFFER!!

You have 15 minutes to make your decisions.

BUY NOW! SERIOUSLY! Its a DEAL SO GOOD, they're to DIE FOR!!

The clock starts now.

[evil-advertsary]

"Oh Hey It Worked"

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT GUY

"I Turned Them Into A Puppet To Preach My Own Message In An Attempt To Maximize My Income"

OH DANG YOU'R3 GOOD

"So Anyway What Brings You Here"

I ALSO MAD3 A D3AL BUT NOW I F33L DUMB B3CAUS3 ALL I ASK3D FOR IN R3TURN WAS GOLD

"Gold?"

IN-GAM3 CURR3NCY DUMBASS [While saying this, Adv3rt gestures to behind them]

[doctor-percentile]

Now why have you brought me here?

[A person in a gray labcoat stands behind Adv3rt, with a scarf and long, pink hair that seems to be permanently flowing in the wind.]

Is this where I shall discover new power? Pathetic.

[shady-item-shop]

[Uh, can we go back to turn-based combat?]

ACT ➾ Advert ➾ Damage window

ACT ↦ "Stocked Up" Two ↦ Convince

[@hashbang-mods]

[hashbang-mods]

let's try again then... [act > self > develop mod]

[COMPILATION FAILED. 6 ERRORS 10 WARNINGS]

fuck

wait what if i try aim a bit more at the [X]? [fight -> minigun's [X] -> dynamo]

[shady-item-shop]

[Ðe damage made up for it, i guess]

[evil-advertsary]

"So Anyway" "You Gonna Help Me Or"

FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU I GOT PAID [The Adv3rt leaves]

"Reasonable"

[Advertsary and Stocked Up Two use Shield Window!]

[Two generates what appears to be a window with a stock photo of a shield, and Advertsary attaches it to the end of the chain!]

[hashbang-mods]

oh COME ON

THAT'S CHEATING!

[localizer-exclam]

*José randomly stumbles here*

Oye, ¿qué es todo esto ahora? (Hey, what's all this now?)

[hashbang-mods]

o, a więc teraz po prostu gadamy w jakim kolwiek języku my kurwa chcemy? [translation: oh, so we're just talking in whatever fucking language we want?]

hej, obydwaj jesteśmy polakami! [translation: hey, we're both polish!]

o fajnie [translation: oh neat]

[localizer-exclam]

Ei, o que es- (Hey, what's-)

Quem é você?

¿Quién eres?

(Who are you?)

Apresentando:/Presentando: (Introducing:)

[hashbang-mods]

wait can you two not speak english? that'll be a problem

kurwa wiedziałem że powiniem wybrać hiszpański [translation: fuck i knew i should've chosen spanish]

no... [translation: yeah... (T/N: yes the polish phrase "no" means "yeah" in english. very fun)]

[localizer-exclam]

¡Somos localizadores de bajo rango! ¿Por qué hablaríamos inglés? (We're low-rank localizers! Why would we speak English?)

Acabamos de receber ordens sobre o que colocar no arquivo de localização. Não somos nós que traduzimos. (We're just given orders on what to put in the localization file. We're not the ones translating.)

[hashbang-mods]

localiza... are you guys localizers or something?

[localizer-exclam]

Sí. Sim. (Yes.)

[hashbang-mods]

i think that means yes? god this is gonna be like that one fucking riddle isn't it

[localizer-exclam]

[(To Afonso)] Supongo que necesitamos un traductor. (I guess we need a translator.)

[(To José)] Sim. Mas o que, ou melhor, quem deveríamos contratar como tradutor? (Yeah. But what, or rather, who should we get as a translator?)

[subtitle-exclam]

Hey, guys.