Ahh

Better blog: moon-risekingdom

[ladybender]

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[themadcapmathematician]

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series itd paired with

[catchymemes]

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

[kotbliny]

[eroscestlavie]

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

[valtsv]

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

[shaggytwodope-deactivated202104]

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

alignment chart

[wrexingdrew]

[spar-kie]

[identificat]

[pacmantrinity-deactivated202207]

she does not FUCK

[sabrinawinslow-deactivated20191]

[street-bleach]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When your friend’s going off about “nasty kinks” but they just mentioned like half of the ones you’re into:

[mellifexfarm]

“why are you so confused about ur pigeons genders?” 

this. this is why

[teamrocketing]

[digivolvin]

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

[asgardian-viking]

Narcissus wrote this

[exphautaz]

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

[digivolvin]

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

[averagefairy]

when vinny from jersey shore is more educated on climate change than the actual president

[fancy-trashblog-deactivated2024]

I did not expect this, but I love it

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

😍

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

[famicase]

you know…… there really isn’t a more powerful duo than raccoons and opossums……

[famicase]

there really just isn’t!

[gunsandfireandshit]

[guysmoslow]

[x]

[pal-gato]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Visit Original Link

[fakeass-mariahcarey-blog]

:’)

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

Why Infant Babies Are Total Nerds

they have never played ANY sports at all

if you tried to explain the rules of football to them they wouldn’t understand

they don’t even lift

they can’t name even 1 sports team or athlete

[mcdonaldmacs]

[zarb]

we all sleep alone 

[identificat]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]