Jesus Crust Crucifried

"I feel like Jesus would get a meatball sub" -Elisabeth (11)

[marxismopportunism]

[oneheadtoanother]

[rnysterydisease]

[fakehistory]

Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends (AD 20)

[flowerbleedme]

[nicollekidman]

original sin (insider trading)

[anphivenas]

Jesus : Anyone feel like sucking and rubbing on my stigmata today or am i going to spent the day whimpering like a plum fool again

Me : Jesus christ dude . No .

Jesus : thats myt name

[anphivenas]

Im quoting him directly

[officialspec]

[crazy-brazilian]

[funeraldoom]

Barbie, The Plastic Religion by Marianela Perelli and Pool Paolini (2014)

[zindabad1738]

ok need...

[cicadaland]

her: You better not be inheriting the earth when I get there

my meek ass:

[sailorcuba]

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

[tasmanianstripes]

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

[huffylemon]

[datasoong47]

They've managed to automate heresy now!

[ionicblowjobs]

@heresylog

[heresylog]

Prayer is free! And doesn’t give your data to companies.

[heresylog]

Oh almost forgot,

[heresylog]

Heresy.

[hungerystarving]

[lakevida]

god + angels can't see into the bathroom but they do know when you bring your phone in there

[gigglepuffpixie]

you are suggesting that god is less powerful than apple

[lakevida]

[daddyfuckedme]