goodnight

probably asleep

[straycatj]

ごめんです

今日はじしゅくするです

I'm so sorry and I'm going to stay at home today...

[srsfunny]

annoying as fuck

[officialweatherwax]

I think my favorite memes are the ones about insignificant but universally relateable things

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[frogmp3]

white women are so funny sometimes. why are you wearing a beret to class... oui oui amelie we’re in ohio

[seaslugsapphic]

Today on what we’re making fun of women for: hats

[frogmp3]

i said white women not regular women

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[devildaisies]

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

[straycatj]

はる！はるです家主！

It's spring! Landlady, spring has come!

[clinicallyinsanegirl]

being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????

[blueray-jay]

[chewymorsel]

[mothcub]

me putting my fuzzy socks on:         :-)

[thelivingend]

this is the actual best picture, there is simply not a better image

[roman-sunshine]

[forgamers]

[catasters]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

please talk me i am no longer angy

[anxietyproblem]

[tlirsgender]

You ever try to write romance and you just feel like this image

[tlirsgender]

Me: ok so then they kiss. Word it

My brain, gay and also stupid: ttheir lipsps……..

Me: go on

Brain: hhdhfbfhhf kis

[thebootydiaries]

me: hi ma'am how are u today

customer: *ignores me*

me:

[the-flawless-unicorn]

What is this creature???

[thebootydiaries]

that’s me after being ignored don’t be so rude

[sandersstudies]

I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”