suchsweetsorro

🌸 she/her  🌸 bi 🌸 trans 🌸 19 🌸 minors DNI 🌸 pfp: https://picrew.me/image_maker/376622 🌸 

[suchsweetsorro]

i *just* realized i deleted my pinned post a while ago 😐 so here we go again

abt me:::

she/her pronouns

bi

transfem

19

i mostly just. post about d&d characters and fandom stuff so. i will apologize in advance for the amount of "celia(kos)" and "maisie(ucys)" posts that i make.

big fan of theatre and shakespeare stuff (as you can see from my handle lmao)

i. sometimes repost/reblog nsft stuff so. mdni. i will block you.

feel free to reach out/send asks!!

also. obligatory dnd clarification:

maisie (ucys) - fallen aasimar fighter/barbarian

celia (kos) - hexblood whispers bard

[avadaniels]

i cant stop thinking about remy from france

[fatestayyuri]

anxiety is a deeply unserious symptom because one of my friends literally just went "don't listen to yourself. listen to me" and I immediately went

[gif87a-com]

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

[soundlessdragon]

Science

I love it

[markscherz]

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

[abitchistireddddd]

stop it steve

[liminalsimian]

mood:

[tooiconic]

His little hands at the end sent me into a frenzy of laughter.

[fgrobichiko]

hnmmm what if i just HHEGGDHEHHDGGEGEGGDGGDGEGEGE

[notsanguineatall]

Me when ao3 is down

[shorthaltsjester]

bear of the year (no context tlovm spoilers)

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[thememedaddy]

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Paolo Sebastian fw24 couture

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

No notes 10/10 interaction

[luckthebard]

The crossover my baseball girl side never expected

[curryalley]

Someone proposed a line up.

This suggestion feels mostly correct but I'd make a couple tweaks.

I'd swap Ashton and Percy.

Ashton channels that anger into home runs in the traditional hitter's position of 1B. Meanwhile Percy gets a reputation for gunning runners down out the plate with outfield assists. Fans make "Don’t run on De Rolo" signs.

Fjord is manager. Caduceus is the pitching coach.

We're also light on starting pitchers. I'd add Zara, Dorian (clearly a knuckleballer), Mollymauk (great when he plays but he's always injured), and Veth (leads the league in strikeouts and hit batters) to the rotation.

[greensweaterbi]

petition for this to happen once per every season of dimension 20 regardless of setting or genre

[omegaverse]

Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

[omegaverse]

[gncgalactus]

Got emeralds in a more ethical manner

[birdsareblooming]

also he's actually an inventor

[tramampoline]

he can't stop winning

[andtheyreonfire]

and he's bisexual.

[spinzzy]

Woah he's bisexual, I didn't know that

[professorerudite]

brat girl summer is over, it's time for the fall of númenor

[setsailforthestars]

Absolutely screaming at this tweet exchange

[filthy-rat]

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

[slitherpunk]

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

[jsketch12]

9'6" forest guardian and her 4'5" toymaker gf

[jsketch12]

sorry for hijacking your post again op but after posting the initial elves i had ideas for more doodles i wanted to do so. elf yuri (but i elaborate)

[diosapate]

shes my sweetiepie!!!!!!😄☺️🩷💞💓💝💕🥰🥰😊💕😊🥰💕💕😁 💞 (woman who has killed before and will kill again)