♥ Alles flex ♥

Reblogs lots of different things. I'm definitely something.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[b0nkcreat]

let’s all crash our cars into walls

[b0nkcreat]

see it’s literally fine if we just do it safely

[yellbug]

i used to follow someone who would reblog this post like 50 times a day and i tried to filter it but because i filtered it using the whole phrase i would see them all anyway but it made the whole post funnier to me so i left it like that and now every time i see this i smile fondly

[miss-hexatrix]

I can't tell you how strange it felt to see a post with this photo attached, bc I also have this post blocked in the exact same way

Though to be fair it's nice to know I'm not alone

[yellbug]

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[captain-price-returns]

What did Mitch mean when he said this

[ceruleanheaven]

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

[fool-counter]

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

fool count: 1

[beemovieerotica]

[sundae-meringue]

I'm gratitudemaxxing rn. I love my comfy bed and chocolate chip cookies and my weird gay friends and blorbo from my shows. I love libraries and parks and movie theaters and restaurants and festivals. I love bubble tea and hip hop and honeysuckle. I love everyone who's reading this.

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[captain-price-returns]

Interesting things happening on Reddit right now

[fluentisonus]

no eclipse glasses we are experiencing things allegory of the cave style

[captain-price-returns]

Fourteen Years in Prison for Quoting Hamas? New Law Could Criminalise Journalists

Starmer is rushing legislation through parliament that experts say threatens free speech, public interest journalism and international human

[drfreakphd]

@isuggestrevolution do you have any ideas

[errorschacha]

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[enba-and-luka]

[captain-price-returns]

Diversity of right wing thought on display

[hotvampireadjacent]

[absynthe--minded]

this is saved on my desktop with the title ‘Every D&D Campaign Ever’

[justkeeptrekkin]

This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The lack of music is amazing