doctor freak phd

i absorb fandoms like an ameboa absorbs nutrients from the water

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hi. i dubbed this. enjoy! ignore the tags i just copied them from the first post lol

[drfreakphd]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHMY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS SO COOL :D

[drfreakphd]

being a deltarune fan is fun because you can spend half an hour making something like this and it takes you until you've run out of steam to realize that the only people who could possibly understand it are people who are darkner-apple-girlington-tier In Too Deep which is like a dozen people

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found a staple in my hair #whatdatmean

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shoutout to the catholic church having a stockpile of s-tier magical items for no reason. what do you mean y'all have sumth called the motherfucken spear of destiny. what the hell does the spear of destiny do, leo. what else are you hiding, leo.

[drfreakphd]

might fuck around today. surely there will be no reprecussions

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[drfreakphd]

might fuck around today. surely there will be no reprecussions

[drfreakphd]

all waffle houses have wormholes located in their front doors that lead to the same central waffle house located in an undisclosed deep south state. there is only one true waffle house. if you die in the true waffle house you merge with the environment and the building uses your body mass to expand its domain. the true waffle house currently stands at an area of 14 thousand square meters and it's never getting smaller.

[drfreakphd]

cursed with the most unrecommendable games of all time. yes, deltarune is possibly the best story told in centuries but also if you play it and like it you will be called cringe by like 20% of people for the rest of your life. yes, the binding of isaac is the best roguelike ever made but it will also make you want to kill one hundred people in real life. yes, ultrakill and celeste are the best movement-based games in the world but if you express interest in either of them everyone will think you're secretly trans. geometry dash has no redeeming qualities but you'll keep playing it anyway. the monkey's paw curls yet again

[drfreakphd]

if this advertisement is selling anything other than napalm im gonna be pissed

[drfreakphd]

saying "dude benson's gonna kill us" at every slight inconvenience

[drfreakphd]

*you open my car door and find a large mound of human skulls* oh yeah you can just throw those in the back

[drfreakphd]

Gay thoughts or son daughter?

i already have the first one so i will choose son daughter

[drfreakphd]

what the fuck are they even selling me

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“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[drfreakphd]

"i haven't heard that name in years" when somebody says your own name

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

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fuck this post 

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[drfreakphd]

place your handprints, friends. you were here.

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take back the spaces that time stole from you

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wrath of man