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New sideblog to graciously inform the public of the true nature of canon😌😌
Not sanders sides exclusive, but they will definitely be the majority of posts on here.
Trust me, I am them, they are me✨️
Janus "Religious Snake Imagery" Sanders interacting with Crowley from Good Omens would be so fucking funny💀
Janus keeps comparing himself to the Snake from Eden, Manipulating people into doing Bad Things Against Their Morals
And then the Actual Snake From Eden shows up like "what?? I didn't manipulate anyone!! I didn't lie at all either, for the record! I told them literally nothing but the truth! Because I wanted them to have freedom! And a choice! They left of their own free will!! I mean obviously I kinda hoped it would piss off God, but still!!!"
And Janus is like ".....I definitely don't like your pop culture adaptation better..."
.....I have a cross-fandom ship web.
Should I post it?
This one is for @suckitnerds-xp
Roman x Shadow Milk, rivals with tension
Trying to out play each other, out preform one another. Throwing jabs and insults and playing out overdramatic skits trying to get under each other's skin
Shadow Milk ALWAYS wins (fount of knowledge and all) and it ticks Roman off so much, hes so determined to get under his skin at least once, and Shadow Milk finds it hilarious
Till he mentions Pure Vanilla once (saying something deeply offensive, cruel, and personal, as Roman does) and Shadow Milk fucking LOSES it
And Roman learns not to step out of the boundaries of their game!!!
And on top of that
Logan x Shadow Milk (yes I can ship Shadow Milk with like anyone. Its a talent of mine /silly)
Scholar x scholar. They can just talk about things for hours
But its also similarly to intrulogical, where Shadow Milk will be saying the most insane shit and logan is just like. Mhm sure sweetie. Anyway want to have another debate (and god, Logan x Fount where someone is actually SMART and it gives Fount hope. Or Sage x Logan cause you just know Sage is just ITCHING for a good debate, and you just know Logan appreciates his bluntness and aptitude for the truth)
OMIGOSH YES
And Logan/Pure Vanilla (I can ship Logan with anyone! It's a talent of mine lol) where they study and are wholesome nerds together who talk about their absolutely feral boyfriends and have to constantly remind each other to take care of themselves. Logan reminds Pure Vanilla that he can love people so much and still be allowed to be pissed at them sometimes and Pure Vanilla reminds Logan that no matter how annoying his friends are, they're still his friends for a reason.
Okay, we all know Logan vivisecting Remus, but consider:
Logan wants to know what his own insides look like, but tragically cannot vivisect himself because, being Logic, his body will react as if it were real and make him pass out. So instead, he has to ask Remus to vivisect him.
Which means Remus has to put so much effort into actually focusing on scientifically analyzing and taking notes and recording Logan's organs. Because he knows that if he doesn't, Logan will be very very disappointed.
And so he's just standing there with his scalpel. Cutting Logan open. And just looking. And taking notes. And he wants so bad to reach in and dig around in Logan's guts. But he can't. Because he has to do the science things. And he is suffering. And also so so excited.
Okay, this may or may not be a crackship, especially with the "niche" crossover or wtv but consider:
Shadow Milk Cookie/Remus Sanders.
Logan Sanders X The DJ from Transcendental Cha Cha Cha.
That's it. That's the post.
Today on: real things that definitely happened
Jayce and Vi spent an hour having a philosophical debate about the nature of casserole while Cait cackled in the background and made references to Plato and Diogenes. Runeterra's best and brightest, everyone🤦♂️
Absolutely Very 100% Correct Quotes:
Shadow Milk Cookie: I can put them in a bigger area
Brian: Free ranged twinks
Zagreus: can you please twink responsibly
(Context: Shadow Milk Cookie forcibly surrounding in-game Dark Cacao Cookie with all of his twinks)
I think putting Beau from the Mighty Nein, Pidge from Voltron, Jinx from Arcane, and Janus from Sanders Sides in a group chat could only ever end well. Trust.
The sexual tension between Logan Sanders and Jack Fucking Harkness. Logan would fucking hate him so much. They should kiss.
Jack Harkness and Remus Sanders should never be put in the same room. Their combined horniness would blow up several suns.
Istg if Logan ever found out about The Magnus Archives, nothing would ever get done in Thomas's life ever again. Logan would be too busy assigning everyone Entities and learning the Jon voice. His autistic ass would have a whole conspiracy board with red string and everything.
Number one ship of all time, any iteration of Shadow Milk Cookie + Janus Sanders
I'd elaborate, but I don't wanna waste my breath on something so obvious.