Hanzo Apologist

Leche/21/F/Too Much Hanzo

[suckmykawaiidicku]

whoa

it's been a while

[bbernkastel]

Tian Guan Ci Fu Donghua PV 

[overwatchinggeguri]

overwatch: mccree we want you back in overwatch but pls don’t bring hanzo he’s not invited

mccree:

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

McCree: Hanzo sometimes talks in his sleep, it’s adorable.

Hanzo, asleep: fight me… you motherfucker… square up… i think the fuck not…

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

[muja-bunny]

Peter Parker: I would die for you, Mr. Stark

Tony, who hasn’t had a decent night sleep in over 3 years: not if I die for you first.

[inansabre]

This`s mine now

[siliquasquama]

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[queen-gaymer]

People who romanced Solas: “I need to redeem my husband or join him in destroying the world”

Everyone else: “I’m making scrambled eggs tonight”

[dilfosaur]

happy cyber monday i’ll be opening my online store on friday at 6pm est LMAO

but reminder, digital copies of 2demons part 1 are only $1 until dec 25!

[butt-berry]

Your rival standing there and watching you type in “ASSHOLE” after Professor Oak asks if you remember what his name was:

[catchymemes]

[evengrossermilk]

Me on a dailey basis

[long-ago-1234567890]

apparently stan lee finally died of shitty old bitch disease and i better not see anyone acting like he was anything more than a sack of shit who sexually harassed multiple women and injected racism into marvel comics for decades

just cuz he died doesnt make him suddenly deserving of respect

[omaaoc]

Hey I cant defend the second bit but the bit about sexual harassment were proven false and in fact they were investigated for allegations of elder abuse against stan lee

[trackspyro-deactivated20250524]

You don’t have to defend the second bit. Stan Lee said he’d be fine if Spider Man was originally Black, Hispanic, Indian, or anything. He just didn’t want an already established character to change their identity. He said if you want a character that’s different, just make a different character, which is exactly what happened.

Tumblr is just being Tumblr again.

[tracer-isms]

To Paraphrase, Stan Lee DIDN’T harass anyone, and had an understandable reasoning behind his thinking, and it also left room for the Miles Morales and Spider-Gwen storylines, which is awesome

[ourmissallison]

Peter Parker never had to be the only Spider.

And elder abuse is just ugly.

[real-jaune-isms]

I honestly feel sick seeing people come out of the woodworks to shit on an icon of popular culture like this on the day he died.

[adampage]

tl;dr Stan Lee was a good person and OP is a misinforming asshole

[tinyaibou]

excellent twitter happening from today

[beowulfgang]

Fun guessing game!

Guess which of these characters is 20 and which is 39!

[ren-nolasco]

Set of holographic stickers dedicated to The Holy Trinity.