wind power is fuckin sexy

[tarragonthedragon]

in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[aromanticsky]

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

[markovchaingang]

it's quite fascinating that tumblr's shitposting game is so strong considering how inhospitable the site's design is to jokes. anything short of writing "this is a shitpost not an actually held stance" in the post itself will inevitably net you a bunch of comments about how actually throwing a custard pie at someone's face is legally assault and that clown should be rotting in jail (rehabilitatively)

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[gondwana]

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

[rabinovitch]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[gothic-chicanery]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[crayola-samgirl]

[sukimas]

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

[ratsquinks]

stink inspection. verdict: stinky

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges