The LOTF Island Boys’ Band

Ask blog for *every* main character in LOTF!

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what's each of the boys' favorite foods and hobbies?

I think we can all agree that bacon is pretty good -- Robert

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for everyone: what are y'alls self care routines (on and off the island)? i imagine stabbing pigs might not be all the best for your health.

Okay so maybe stabbing pigs isn’t good for mental health but at least i’m not starving right? I love sleeping but Jack says i’m lazy. Singing is fun, and i’m more of a spa person than the other boys are, unless you count Ralph of course. - Robert 

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Is Bill here?

Peanut! That’s how I say present.

— Bill

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Ralph, what’s your hair routine

Well first I have to brush out all the dead leaves.

Then I brush it for about 20 minutes and use the most prestigious dry hair shampoo my daddy could find - it's not available here because it comes from the depths of the Amazon rainforest.

I wash my hair everyday with herbal essences shampoo and conditioner.

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Ralph, your hair is like the best thing everrrrr

*flips hair* Thank you for noticing, I know right, finally got all the mud and leaves out of it.

-mod Ralph

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tbh I just really stan all y'all. you guys rock n i hope you know that--ari

Oh my goodness! Thank you so much! I stan you too anon! — Robert

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FUCK I REBLOGGED SOMETHING HERE BY MISTAKE wait why did I just admit that -mod Jack

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Jack and Roger are out hunting.

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I think Simon and Piggy are dead right now. Sorry to those who haven’t gotten their questions answered :(

— Robert

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Sam n Eric, who’s your favourite out of the choir?

Who doesn’t like free cookies and cool lizards? 

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Ask us things so this blog doesn’t die

— Robert

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definitely haven’t been burning down islands while I’ve been gone -mod Jack

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Don’t worry guys, I’m not dead. I never die. — Robert

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I don’t know about you guys, but I believe I’m the main character in my own story.

— Robert

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Simon what do you think of piggy?

I would say we get along alright. I think he’s better friends with Ralph though. I wish the boys didn’t pick on him as much as they do. Don’t tell the others but he might be the only one of us with any sense

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Everyone. Who would win in a fight? Regina George from mean girls or Odysseus?

Regina George, obviously! Is this even a question? Tbf I am a mean girls stan!

~mod Ralph

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Hey Simon? How does it feel being a literal angel?

Awwwww you’re very sweet. But why does everyone call me angel? I promise I’m just like the other boys….Sometimes I just have my head in the clouds….