Dick Out In The Sensory Deprivation Chamber

🇵🇷 Making a fool of myself again but im old now (28, public universal friend) she/they/e

[sucrebus]

[necronomi-kun]

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon Request!

[sovietnam]

[thebatsies]

Are you ready?

[paint-sponge]

happy homestuck day to all my fellow non-practicing homestuck fans out there

[theparadigmshifts]

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

[theparadigmshifts]

"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

[vitaminc81]

[Shane x female farmer]

Happy Valentine’s Day I guess?

[notthealicee]

Happy Valentine's Day!

[classpect-nation]

Okay hear me out

I was cleaning my room this morning and I came to a sudden epiphany.

Santa Claus is a fucking Bard of Time.

That’s right. This motherfucker:

Is one of these motherfuckers:

I mean, Santa has a lot of bard-like qualities. He’s always dormant throughout the entire year up until Christmas Eve. That’s when he just suddenly does his thing, going out to every house in one night and giving every kid their presents. This reminds me of when Gamzee became sobor and went batshit crazy. And after Karkat shooshed him, He just went around and did his own thing. Except, rather than going on a murder spree, Santa travels around the world delivering presents in one night. Also, about that; I think Santa invites the destruction of Time so that he can do that. Time folds and wrinkles around itself as Santa moves from house to house, allowing him to perform his feat all before sunrise. Timezones? Santa doesn’t give a shit about them. It’s like Time doesn’t apply to Santa on Christmas Eve. He breaks it for one night, and does it again the next year. It’s actually kind of badass in my opinion. Also, destroying Time could be how he’s seemingly immortal. Or, at most, he just slowed down his aging by a lot.

Also, this:

Happy Holidays!

[child-of-crows]

Why this.

[aei-sb]

[spacegalaxysmaaaaash]

冬の買い出し中なふたり☃️ winter shopping

[dapperdraws]

Christmas Pieces for HESY RY

Holiday pieces made for the Christmas period of donations for HESY RY (Animal shelter)!

[umwqp]

I love him

[croquicat]

if phantom is the ghost of a dead person

how did he die?

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

every day I see things in the Danny phantom tag that are so far removed from the original source material you people are just doing original writing now about a guy named Danny

[louisegluckpdf]

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

[sapphling]

top 10 most casual ways to say "i want to make you my dog"

[holohedral]

this is not an aesthetic blog this is my bedroom